Epic rap battle of tribal wars

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  1. Bracatus

    Bracatus Member

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    :icon_eek:

    You say tomato,
    I say tomahto.
    Please be a mate, bro.

    Tomatoe with an 'e'
    That's irony, is it?
    Bro, there's about you
    Nothing "exquisite"

    Nobody cares about you.
    There's no rhyme in this verse
    Nobody cares about you.

    I hope you go into your thread,
    And Murphy lock it's in.
     
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  2. o_O

    Hey peeps! This thread gave me creeps.
    Lloyd knows his stuff, TD and others just bluff :icon_razz:
    Im no rapper and this ain't a rap,
    MOJO Butts Uruz are all crap.
    If you want to see how to play the game,
    All you gotta do is search the name
    They play like pros, unlike you hoes.
    All of you pretend, to be the best in the game
    But spears to defend, they're not so lame.

    Im having a bad bad week,
    About time I get what I seek.
    Your villages I take, your res I loot,
    Your keep standing there, shaking in your boot.
    Why noble barbs, when the worlds in your palm?
    Why do you think I should be calm?
    You ask me, why I like to see people in shock?
    My question is "Why not?"
    Your going to have a bad bad day,
    Im gonna crush whoever's in my way,
    If you take it personal that's ok.
     
  3. ITz.TD

    ITz.TD Contributing Poster

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    You can tell weak rhymes
    When A Guy has to repeat
    The same thing, two times

    I mean, we are eating up mojo bluffs like coco puffs, crunchy
    I bet you don't even have to smoke weed to get the munchies (haha):lol:
    And what's this talk about arsehole play?
    Sorry mate, hit up Matt and Murph,
    I think they roll that way.

    Trying to diss TD, Killer?, kiddy you took the wrong route
    Why don't you head home and eat your Brussels sprouts
    I mean really... Tribalwars probably has you looking kinda stout
    But if you are going to play this game all day, atleast help your buddy mull a bit
    He's going to be knocked out.

    Dropping four verses, because I couldnt leave this with an open end
    But at least you had the balls to drop something sensible unlike your duke who just pretends
    I'm sorry if you, I offended
    But your stay on w79, is leaning towards being overextended
    So end with your futile efforts to try to defend
    Do us all a favour and hit delete my friend.



    A Hoo!

    *Drops mic*
     
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  4. Bracatus

    Bracatus Member

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    Whose is that mic?
    I guess Itz. TD's
    Eat my uknowwhat
    And get STDs

    Walt Disney up in this batch
    Yeah I'm talking Parental Guidance
    Turning up the heat though
    With that incremental violence

    This chit is PG-13
    Or at least "viewer discretion"
    With optional fluid extension

    Yeah I'm talking rapid compression
    Yeah I'm talking rapid contraction
    You have violated the Forum Rules
    and have thus received an infraction
     
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  5. ITz.TD

    ITz.TD Contributing Poster

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    I have to admit you rhymes this round were a little better
    But still not like mines that can sever
    Minds, egos, even split tribes in two
    Just look in game, soon butt-Mojo will be through
    But its true, my rhymes are deeper than the deep deep blue
    Is this an insult? Mate that's up to you to construe
    Which means its up to you to choose however you wanna view

    I mean I head mojo weren't the smartest guys around
    So here I had to pick apart and break my rhymes down
    So they wouldn't hurt your empty crowns
    But mate, back off, this is externals.
    I run this town.

    [6:09:56 PM] TD ®: Mate if you were a rapper, I'd bet you'd be called nonexistent
    [6:09:56 PM] TD ®: Ever heard of him?
    [6:10:30 PM] TD ®: He tries to be really persistent
    [6:11:09 PM] TD ®: Than spending time in the studio, atleast making his rhymes half sick
    [6:11:28 PM] TD ®: But dissing you brac, that's a bit old...While I spit fire, your flows are getting kinda cold.I'm sure you've had your fill.Harry's going have to be a doctor.Cuz his Co's flows are so ill.
    [6:13:16 PM] TD ®: Ha, 2 minutes!



    Our Beloved Duke

    toooo the windooowww to the walll
    [7/26/2015 3:38:12 PM] Humpty (Pack): to the sweat drop down my balls
    [7/26/2015 3:38:18 PM] Humpty (Pack): all these b-----crawl
    [7/26/2015 3:38:26 PM] Humpty (Pack): ahh skeet skeet
     
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  6. Bracatus

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    I had the most epic R-rated reply in the world. Took me at least 8 minutes to compose as well :(

    Another victim of premature infractionation
     
  7. Irontusk

    Irontusk Non-stop Poster

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    Yes, it was very funny, but please stop talking about your manhood
     
  8. ITz.TD

    ITz.TD Contributing Poster

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    I didn't get infracted :O though...Cuz I haz a clean recordz
     
  9. Dwarven King

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    Stay on topic.
     
  10. cream

    cream Well-Known Member

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    Hello everyone, my name is Cream
    I'm always polite, and never extreme
    My rhymes, they stun, like electrical guns
    but hey let's not fight, cuz I've already won

    *Crowd erupts*
     
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  11. phasezero

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    (dull), so who's gonna make some rhymes about me ?
     
  12. cream

    cream Well-Known Member

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    phasezero is not a cool dude
    unlike myself he's known to be rude
    he acts like a pharaoh - an Egyption hero
    but he's just an Elf, like Will Ferrell

    *crowd loses it*
     
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  13. murph18

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    Oooh an elder mod
     
  14. ITz.TD

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    So to thus avoid a further infraction
    Brac and I took it upon ourselves to make a retraction
    But then I thought to myself, I can't leave my fans
    and place these heavy sanctions
    So I'm back to cause a chain reaction
    To spit some fire, so brac leaves and hopefully gets some action?

    Reply to Brac PM
    Haha, my shit got censored too
    My lyrics were so dope,
    hence why I'm here to pm you

    With no time or preparation
    I'll spit some dope lines to have you get some appreciation
    Forget that, straight up suppliction
    Cuz I start this battle, so me, you dont wanna be pissing
    And if you come up dissing mate, you'll come up missing.

    TD and Lloyd on top of this game, that's why we got fancy cars
    You guys...your rhymes shit, and so are your bars
    And your flows are P-G, so they can't be rated with R's
     
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  15. phasezero

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    thanks cream :))
     
  16. d4m0

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    Hahahahaha smooth
     
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  17. Epic Pandas

    Epic Pandas Non-stop Poster

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    This made me laugh so hard. Finally this thread had something worthwhile in it.
     
  18. ITz.TD

    ITz.TD Contributing Poster

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    I almost pissed myself laughing when I saw that :D ...though why dont you input panda

    You cant spell btw.
     
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  19. Epic Pandas

    Epic Pandas Non-stop Poster

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    Because mummy doesn't let me listen to rap music, it has too many naughty words in.
     
  20. ITz.TD

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    No but...pandas are epicly awesome at rapping
    Spitting flows and bars so deep
    That they only use submarines made by Jeep