Epic rap battle of tribal wars

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  1. Epic Pandas

    Epic Pandas Non-stop Poster

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    Come on, you can do much better than this. You picked your banter game up and now I am not so sure... Wow me?
     
  2. cream

    cream Well-Known Member

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    lets get this straight. Pandas can't spit
    They may be fluffy, but they ain't got wit
    Now ya lookin dismayed, here have a band aid
    cuz they call me Buffy and you just got slayed

    *crowd engulfs cream*
     
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  3. Epic Pandas

    Epic Pandas Non-stop Poster

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    Better, almost brought a smile to my face
     
  4. Bracatus

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    That's enough weak rapping, cut that crap
    Guess who's back with a brand new rap?
    And I don't mean wrap as in TD tries typing while he's gesticulating


    (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)


    No worries, Brac has got a brand new wand for Dwarves
    How else could a possible ban, I avoid
    I entendre everything, but keyboard warriors


    That's not a stab at TD
    That's just a metaphor, NYPD
    You guys police this forum deep sometimes
    You make it boring, if you hold a sword it might rise.


    Go on, switch your tab to the side
    Scroll down, push download and just vibe
    To whatever that you find there
    I hope the view's scenic
    And it's cool if you unsheathe it.


    Nobody's gonna know, who'd see it?
    Have an "Epic Panda" it's OK!
    Oops, there may have been a spillage
    Cause you just touched it now cream's in your village.



    (sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoFaHFm4lqY)

    I re-read my previous rap twice
    And you NEVER can delete it
    It's defended by my spearman's slice
    Send yours and I'll defeat it


    Now let me just state for the record
    The "Buffy" line it that rap was supreme
    But bro your thoughts are really untoward
    talkin' 'bout crowds engulfing the cream?


    And you talk about spit and not about swallow
    Now that is an epic mistake
    And you missed out the red-head, Willow or Wallow?
    And for that Buffy's getting the stake.


    Now as for TD and his rhyme about Jeep
    I can't justify even responding
    I'm sick of his rhymes and his flaggoty fleet
    I'm deadly and now I'm James Bond-ing


    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...


    Bang bang bang. Pew pew pew.
    I've finally shot down the vandal.
    But I'm a nice guy, and I'll give you
    Something you can definately handle: these nuts.

    [​IMG]
     
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  5. ITz.TD

    ITz.TD Contributing Poster

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    I was trying not to be intimidating, so that something pretty weak :p

    @Brac.

    I'm not sure if those two posts you just posted were even rap comebacks
    Like really...I doubt anything in there even rhymed...your wack
    Come on...you rhyme random words together and completely go off tract
    While I'm going ham on this imaginary beat just spitting facts
    I eat rapper like you for breakfast, lunch and snacks
    Mate you lost before it started, did you forget? I'm black.

    I'm busy at the moment
    Hence why I dropped those weak rhymes to avoid confrontation
    But now I'm here, so when I'm done with you, you'll be begging for a live cremation
    But mate, now that I've started, your punishment is eternal....its called damnation.
     
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  6. Casual 69

    Casual 69 Guest

    Although not one to succumb to such threads, here's mine...


    Time to load the nukes, then we take 'em to war
    penetrate butt proper, then we break them some more
    Surrender, nah, I'm goin' out with a bang
    I gotta do my thang
    My nukes bustin' into action
    your Troops left particles, fragments and fractions


    screw what you heard, offense pays
    We iz da krays
    And always, snipe unorthodox, i use my LC
    We kill troops, hearts go numb


    I'm Casual69, ever heard of me?
    Close your eyes, cross your fingers, time for surgery


    My nukes for hire, rapid fire's what I require
    Makin' matt curr perspire, so send a message through the wire
     
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  7. ITz.TD

    ITz.TD Contributing Poster

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    Woah Shit just hit the fan
    I think someone is going to get a ban
    When you use stars (***) to make contractions
    Mate, you are probably going to get a few infractions
     
  8. Dwarven King

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    *beat starts playing*

    Dwarven King, most despised, am I truly hated?
    But you can’t deny that the swagger is really captivatin’
    Been here a bit, so everybody here knows my name
    Say somethin’ slick and I’m right behind you, we can play that game

    Crossing my path is a big mistake, cuz I’m on a mission
    Dice you up when I bring the heat, you’re standin’ in my kitchen
    “DK, no, please don’t hit me with the hammer!”
    You didn’t want this problem? Should’ve came with some manners

    My style’s explicit, and these rules make your world go round
    You must be new here, and I’m the sheriff in town
    Disrespect? I get better behavior from a damn clown
    Keep this up and I’ll shut the whole damn thread down.

    *drops the mic and picks up hammer*
     
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  9. Garrock

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    show-off
     
  10. ITz.TD

    ITz.TD Contributing Poster

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    TD vs Mod, can he do it!!?!? Begin!

    Uh, you say your name is dwarven King
    Never heard of you
    Might you be part of MnM's Butt crew?

    You are really reaching mate
    Rhyming Kitchen and mission
    Sorry to say, your rhymes suck,
    you should be put out of commission

    Don't know what reaching is mate?
    its when you rap two words together that hardly rhyme
    Do you really do this job full time?
    i spit lyrics so fast and so hard in no time

    Okay, drop the beat, I can do this ish acapella
    Making you drop, like trees do from feller
    I mean dwarven king?
    Sounds like a name for a basement dweller

    But seriously, because your a mod, I'll try not to diss you
    But even if I slice you up and bury you...No one will miss you
    If I was gay, transsexual all-in-one. I wouldnt kiss you
    but congratz, Your nr 1 on my " mods I've rekt" list too!

    Anyway I have a game to watch, to see who first get a wicket
    And if i get banned Dwarvy....I'm writing a ticket :|
     
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  11. Dwarven King

    Dwarven King Contributing Poster

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    All jokes and fun little raps aside, way to many posts have been made in this thread that have broken the rules. Most of which dealt with inappropriate language.

    Tone it down. I'm not saying rap like Will Smith, just obey the rules. If the current rate of rule breaking continues, I will lock this thread. I'm sure all of you would prefer that over infractions piling up until they turn into automatic bans.
     
  12. cream

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    if you truly think rhyming is gettin' perfect matches
    then you must be a child in need of poetry classes
    Cuz rhyming can be deeper than 'mission' and 'commission'
    And I know you're a talker, but for once just listen

    *Crowd is indifferent*
     
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  13. ITz.TD

    ITz.TD Contributing Poster

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    I know I said this at the beginning but.this is a rap forum....nothing you just said rhymed in the slightest o_O
     
  14. Famousinferno

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    FamousInferno, you better remember the name
    For those who don't know me, I'm the best at this game

    If you don't know me from my previous worlds past,
    Watch me closely, I'll show my skills real fast.

    Firstly, my start up is better than Nauz,
    Being rank 1 is my only cause,

    Secondly, my timings better than styx,
    If you don't believe it, you'll be shitting bricks,

    Thirdly, I'm more unpredictable than drunk h0lly on skype,
    By the time you see my attacks you won't have time to type,

    Lastly, I have more game sense than Billy Mays,
    If you don't believe that I'll be sending you away.

    I'm also going to call out my boy named dubs
    He is what I like to call, one big nub.
     
  15. ITz.TD

    ITz.TD Contributing Poster

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    meh styx isnt good at timing...doesnt say much :X

    /me waves at styx
     
  16. DVBBS

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    DVBBS - Sebs a noob (feat. CocoMajestic)

    The internal king is on the track
    Seb you need to step back
    I read your rhymes and they lack
    If this yo job you’d get the sack
    But this is TW, and you’ll probly get attacked
    I hope you can get stacked
    Can you stop the fire that I’m bringing
    What you call rapping I call singing
    Grinding W80 what I do is called winning
    It’s been like that since the beginning
    I got my girl coco featuring I tell
    But you got some dude and probably live in a 2 man cell

    [CHORUS: CocoMajestic (so you know it sounds really really good)]
    Sebs a noob
    Sebs a noooooooooooooob
    He probably sits at home feeling up his man boooooooobs
    X3

    [VERSE 2]
    Wanna talk propaganda? U - B – M
    Who’s my next target? You – be – him
    Your rhymes hurt my ears I need a perc
    Bet you lead a tribe like kirk
    So many families it hurts
    Me I play like lrrr
    Ruler of the planet omicron persei 8
    So don’t hate
    Head back to your corner and masturbate
    You say you pick up chicks
    But i only see you talking to styx
    and she's like 36
    Sorry styx :c
    [CHORUS]
    X2
     
  17. ITz.TD

    ITz.TD Contributing Poster

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    I'm going to link styx :X
     
  18. murph18

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    Styx is a nub, she couldnt rap a gift :x
     
  19. Bracatus

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    It's a shame this thread has died...