That's enough weak rapping, cut that crap
Guess who's back with a brand new rap?
And I don't mean wrap as in TD tries typing while he's gesticulating
(ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
No worries, Brac has got a brand new wand for Dwarves
How else could a possible ban, I avoid
I entendre everything, but keyboard warriors
That's not a stab at TD
That's just a metaphor, NYPD
You guys police this forum deep sometimes
You make it boring, if you hold a sword it might rise.
Go on, switch your tab to the side
Scroll down, push download and just vibe
To whatever that you find there
I hope the view's scenic
And it's cool if you unsheathe it.
Nobody's gonna know, who'd see it?
Have an "Epic Panda" it's OK!
Oops, there may have been a spillage
Cause you just touched it now cream's in your village.
(sauce:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoFaHFm4lqY)
I re-read my previous rap twice
And you NEVER can delete it
It's defended by my spearman's slice
Send yours and I'll defeat it
Now let me just state for the record
The "Buffy" line it that rap was supreme
But bro your thoughts are really untoward
talkin' 'bout crowds engulfing the cream?
And you talk about spit and not about swallow
Now that is an epic mistake
And you missed out the red-head, Willow or Wallow?
And for that Buffy's getting the stake.
Now as for TD and his rhyme about Jeep
I can't justify even responding
I'm sick of his rhymes and his flaggoty fleet
I'm deadly and now I'm James Bond-ing
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Bang bang bang. Pew pew pew.
I've finally shot down the vandal.
But I'm a nice guy, and I'll give you
Something you can definately handle: these nuts.