Cookie Defence!
This was posted in the forums of my tribe on w41 they got it off some other world I laughed my butt off so I thought I'd share.
tronar today at 01:49
y r u atacking me dude im like trying to get alot of dudes
Lord Newhope today at 02:22
Because your tribe and ours are at war and you happen to be the closest to me?
tronar today at 02:29
well can u please dont attack me? because i just sufered two atacks from ur tribe and i have like no troops
Lord Newhope today at 02:30
sorry, can't recall them
tronar today at 02:32
y i know how to recall them just go to the rally point and hit cancel on the attack
Lord Newhope today at 02:36
Cant they've been gone too long.
Do this, when they get there, just give them some cookies maybe they won't attack then.
tronar today at 02:37
how do i do that theyll just attack
Lord Newhope today at 02:38
Do you have a paladin?
tronar today at 02:39
ya y
Lord Newhope today at 02:40
Post him at the gate with the /cookie command.
tronar today at 02:40
and were do i enter that
Lord Newhope today at 02:54
Do you have a Premium account?
tronar today at 02:57
no
Lord Newhope today at 02:59
That's the problem. If you had a premium account you could use the cookie defence once a month. Sorry not much I can do.
tronar today at 03:01
how long did it say it will take ur dudes before u sent em
Lord Newhope today at 03:02
why?
tronar today at 03:07
because i can tell u if u r still able to recall ur troops
Lord Newhope today at 03:08
Can't recall, they've been gone for over an hour.
tronar today at 03:10
well if u can just cancel em
Lord Newhope today at 03:13
ok, I'll talk to them. The problem is sometimes they don't mind me. You know them soldiers, can be very barbaric sometimes, I would hide the women and children.
tronar today at 03:15
well try and turn there minds so they dont attack me because its no fair if i gett attack 3 times in the same week
Lord Newhope today at 03:20
ok, I sent out one of my scouts with a message, see if he gets there on time.
tronar today at 03:31
kk lets hope he does and if he doesnt its like some of my tribe members bombing u guys with lots of waves of troops
Lord Newhope today at 03:33
oh wow...threats? and I was being so nice and helpful. I guess I will not tell you the secret to not get your troops killed then.
tronar today at 03:37
im not threatening im just telling u if my dudes find out that i get attacked about 2 more times from the hawks its fall out war with catapults,rams axemen,spearmen,cavalry,archers,noblemen,paladens and others
Lord Newhope today at 03:38
I tried to stop them, but they say no cookies....no deal!
tronar today at 03:39
then prep for war after 2 other 2 attacks after ur attack
tronar today at 03:42
how much dudes did u send?
Lord Newhope today at 03:43
oh come on...what's the fun of me telling you?
tronar today at 03:45
so i know if i need rienforcements or not bcuase i cant survive battles were the attacker has way more solders
Lord Newhope today at 03:49
I just sent a scout....was wondering what you had...you'll be ok.
tronar today at 03:53
well can u pease tell me how much troops u sent?
Lord Newhope today at 03:54
I told you...1 scout!
tronar today at 03:54
no for the attack
Lord Newhope today at 03:57
1 S-C-O-U-T....can't miss him, he's on a little white horsie, kind of cute, he likes carrots. He's name is Spankie!
tronar today at 03:58
so the 3hour and 55 minute wait for an attack is a stupid scout
Lord Newhope today at 04:00
He's not stupid! If you call him that he might resent it and pull out his "woopass stick" on you. And you don't want that.
tronar today at 04:02
i know i can take on a dude on a wight horse welding a stick any day because u r talking to a gang leader and i have enough smarts to out smart a scout
Lord Newhope today at 04:30
You be a gangster?
tronar today at 04:32
ya im a gang leader wat do u expect
Lord Newhope today at 04:33
I don't know...can you teach me some gang signs? I want to be a gang banger also....what's the name of your gang?
tronar today at 04:35
i only have a temporary gang name and thats the rebels
Lord Newhope today at 04:35
Do you have a cause? Or are you rebels without a cause?
tronar today at 04:38
well the thing is the place that im living in right now is getting bader by the week so i got tired of having to here sirens of police cars go off every day i made my own gang and i already have like 10 people in it
Lord Newhope today at 04:40
Cool, can I join? If I joined what would my gang name be?
tronar today at 04:42
if u joined my gang u would be under the gang name the rebels if u start ur own u will b able to make ur own gang name
Lord Newhope today at 05:06
No, I mean a nickname. Don't your gang members have a name or tag they go by?
tronar today at 05:38
ya but only me and my right hand men have nick names
tronar today at 05:45
hey dude r u aloud to send resources to enemies?
Lord Newhope today at 05:46
Yea, you going to send me some?
Lord Newhope today at 05:46
What's your nickname?
tronar today at 05:47
nick name for wat
Lord Newhope today at 05:48
your gang.
tronar today at 05:49
roaddemon
Lord Newhope today at 05:50
Road Demon...nice...do you ride a bike?
tronar today at 05:51
ya i ride a orange cuonty chopper pedal bike
Lord Newhope today at 05:52
Awesome! Training wheels?
tronar today at 05:54
no my occ pedal bike has a humungo back tire and i have really good balance
Lord Newhope today at 05:55
I'm proud of you.
tronar today at 05:57
ill have talk to you tommorow my jackass mom wants me in bed
Lord Newhope today at 05:59
kk, night!
It was followed by a full noble train unfortunatelly, for him 
