Funny IGM Messages

Nickster The 2nd

Guest
join my tribe army said:
chano99 today at 15:13
join my tribe army now and its good if you join it because if your are a higher rank in our tribe then you can be leader so u decide what u want to do. So to join got tribe then properties then accept commando. Rple back
I might just join this tribe the leader has very good punctuation and seems l337 lol:lol:
 

Murrayfan11

Guest
Nickster I got the same invite, replied the same as what you said lol. He said: "wow thanks didnt notice that. i'll give you time to think then.
 

pimpometer

Guest
Hi said:
fitoreldabest today at 15:18
Hello,
This message is regarding an invite to the tribe [ally]~CD~[/ally]. We are a fast growing tribe, with loyal members. We hope that you will consider joining the ranks and helping us achieve world domination. The Coalition of Ducks is coming your way.
[player]fitoreldabest[/player]

pimpometer today at 16:03
omg wtf

fitoreldabest today at 16:04
I basically just invited you to my tribe. We would be grateful if you would consider or accept the invitation. Thank you.

pimpometer today at 16:04
wtf idk

fitoreldabest today at 16:05
lol. dont be so indecisive :). do u want to join the tribe?

pimpometer today at 16:06
idk omg

fitoreldabest today at 16:07
ok, and stop with all the acronyms now please. :)

pimpometer today at 16:09
omg wtf

fitoreldabest today at 16:10
ok nvm.

The first I presume :)
 

SmaXa

Non-stop Poster
ouz61 today at 16:16Do you come to our tribe ? We are near , We together work. We develop good.

What do you think ?
 

homosapien812

Contributing Poster
HELLO said:
tolgahemitli today at 16:29
WHERE ARE YOU FROM

homosapien812 today at 16:31
im from my house

tolgahemitli today at 16:31
ARKADAŞIM BEN DOĞUSTAN TÜRK ÜM MİLLETİNİ SÖYLE

homosapien812 today at 16:34
erm... hajsidn snosnsn ij ak a a a a...

tolgahemitli today at 16:34
YETER BU KDR GELCEKSEN GEL KLANA DALGA DENİZDE OLUR

homosapien812 today at 16:36
err... mejabodbd kspasiknd ids ilnf

tolgahemitli today at 16:36
SİE

homosapien812 today at 16:37
pie

tolgahemitli today at 16:38
YES GÜLÜM YES DRİNK MİLK MY HOUSE

homosapien812 today at 16:39
no hakid no food banana your flat

tolgahemitli today at 16:41
AMINA SOKTIUMUNUN PİÇİ ANANIN AMINA ANANAS SOKAM SİKTİR GİT

i got blocked... what was he saying? i dont think it was nice...
 

DeathSythejoey

Guest
i got an invite said:
DeathSythejoey today at 15:42
Explain to me why i should join you

agent1290 today at 15:43
BECAUSE I NEED TOUGH PLAYERS LIKE YOU YOU SHOULD JOIN ME AND I WILL MAKE YOU DUKE

DeathSythejoey today at 15:49
ok then cant argue with that

agent1290 today at 15:50
SO YOU WILL JOIN RIGHT

agent1290 today at 15:55
INVITE ME

DeathSythejoey today at 15:55
owned

agent1290 today at 15:56
YOU DISMISED ME

DeathSythejoey today at 15:57
owned

agent1290 today at 15:57
INVITE ME

agent1290 today at 15:58
WHAT DO YOU MEAN

DeathSythejoey today at 15:58
i disbanded

agent1290 today at 15:58
WILL YOU JOIN AGAIN

DeathSythejoey today at 15:59
nope

now turn off caps

agent1290 today at 15:59
i have something for you it will reach you later

DeathSythejoey today at 16:00
is it porn?

agent1290 today at 16:00
goodbye




crazzy fool
 

daisho

Guest
I might just join this tribe the leader has very good punctuation and seems l337 lol:lol:
I got that same message and btw you are really close to me...

And you do know that IGM stands for in game MESSAGE. So the thread is funny in game message messages...
 

wazzup12330

Guest
tolgahemitli today at 16:28
SLM I AM TÜRKİSH AND ENGLİSH SPEAK WHERE ARE YOU FROM

tolgahemitli today at 16:30
COME ON THE CALN
i got the same guy, im a little afraid right now
 

xponiboix

Guest
Edited for the safety of others:


:P said:
xponiboix today at 15:14
Hai!

Emoth today at 15:15
Hello

xponiboix today at 15:28
I like skittles will you be my friend :)

Emoth today at 15:30
I like rootbeer. I'll be your friend if u buy me a rootbeer

xponiboix today at 15:36
I've got plenty of that, I have ice cream as well. Rootbeer float?

Emoth today at 15:37
YES PLEASE!!! I'll put skittles on top of it!

xponiboix today at 15:38
Standard skittles or tropical?

Emoth today at 15:39
Bubble gum skittles and some sour ones

xponiboix today at 15:41
Fantastic, we will make great friends!

Emoth today at 15:44
Yes! Do you have a watch?

xponiboix today at 15:45
Two watches actually. Would you like one?

Emoth today at 15:45
The one from you left leg please, I accidently ate mine.

xponiboix today at 15:47
I've done that before, they don't taste like skittles like I was informed.

*hands you watch from left leg*

Emoth today at 15:48
Cool! Someone told me they did.. So I started eating mine, about 5 minutes into chewing I didn't taste skittles. So I spit it out, they told me you have to swollow it to taste the skittles, so I did, and they didn't =(...wasted meh watch

xponiboix today at 15:50
I was told to dismantle mine. I was through the minute hand and halfway through the hour hand before I almost died from choking. I was unable to finish it, so I was left with a watch with just a second hand. I can't tell times :(

Emoth today at 15:52
So Did I get your half eaten watch or your good one?

xponiboix today at 15:55
Good one, you're my friend, besides, I like to tell people it's "29" or "47" seconds when they ask me the time.

Emoth today at 15:56
Kewl! but, if u gets hungry I might eat it....


but wait!!! i gotsa root beer with skittles and icecream!

xponiboix today at 15:58
Its yer berfday, its yer partay, you can eatt root beers and skittles and icecream if you want too!!!!!!!! yay!

Emoth today at 16:07
Yay!!!!

My internet just beat me up. =(

I wanna cry

xponiboix today at 16:14
Pwease don't cry, why did itbeat you up? Did it punch you in the face?

xponiboix today at 16:14
Don't tell me it took your skittles too :(

Emoth today at 16:15
*Sob* it..it...it...it said "Internet Explorer can not display this page" and than slapped me =P



YES! THOSE TOO!

But not my root beer =)

xponiboix today at 16:17
:( IE is mean, you should try being friends with MOzilla, he doesn't like IE either, he gives IE wedgies. *hands you some tropical skittles* sowwie, it's all I have :D

Emoth today at 16:19
I have to admit something... I forgets to log onto alias's so Mr. Moz does dat fo me

xponiboix today at 16:24
I can has alias's?

Emoth today at 16:25
****

It was supposeded to be for this world, but I forgeted

if you look on twstats, i think I have

Emoth today at 16:26
78 points on w22

xponiboix today at 16:26
1337, learn me ur wayz!

Emoth today at 16:27
well, sometimes I log on.. and when I do I upgrade my hiding place... so no one finds me

xponiboix today at 16:28
ReallY! I was called a nubz for full hiding place and full market place, but you get lots of merchants, and I use them like theives!

Emoth today at 16:29
Yay! where do u play? I like havin full market, lots of friend to keep me company

xponiboix today at 16:31
I play in w23, I already have 5 hiding place and 4 wall. It's so big, I will have a whole armiez of spear too.

Emoth today at 16:32
Oh cool! duz ur spears have nuclear tipped spearheads?

xponiboix today at 16:33
no :( I cant has those yet, my hiding place is not all the way

Emoth today at 16:34
oh yeah, &&& u need level 30 HQ

xponiboix today at 16:35
u know a nother trick I know, full workshop, you can make lotsa rams and send 1000 all at once. nothing can survive 1000 rams!!!@!#

Emoth today at 16:38
=O, I want to show you something. I did this in da game!


Quantity: 0 0 0 0 0 0 100 0 100 2000 0 0
Losses: 0 0 0 0 0 0 100 0 100 2000 0 0


It doesn't work... what happen?

xponiboix today at 16:39
omgz?!@ enemiez prolyl had 200,000 axes. dey must of been elites

Emoth today at 16:41
Good thing I send spears at him or I woulda lose

xponiboix today at 16:41
You know what I found out a few minutes ago?

Emoth today at 16:42
The world is doomed?

xponiboix today at 16:43
That you weren't who I originally thought you were. :D But it's made it that much more hilarious. Your brother is silly as well :D

Emoth today at 16:44
Is it Mario!?!?!?!

I dun think my brother will wake up for another 4 hours

he don't play anywho

who am I?

xponiboix today at 16:48
O, well I am me, but I'm on skype with **** and ****, and they are playing under an alias's, and they slipped what rank they were, but then said it again with a different number, so I had a 50/50 chance of who it was when I mailed you :D I found out around the Internet part, and then shlomzi started messaging me as well. :D

Funny IGM material in the main forums?

Emoth today at 16:49
Go fo it.

I'll annoy you on skype now

xponiboix today at 16:50
Faaaaaaaaaantastic!

Emoth today at 16:51
=O wait a minute... those aren't u

who are u

xponiboix today at 16:51
No, I am not those, I am talking to those in the w24 chat on Skype.

About midway of the one above, this one:


:o said:
shlomzi today at 16:20
But I dont want to restart D:

xponiboix today at 16:23
You must! It is your DESTINY!

shlomzi today at 16:25
But my mass-recruiting skillz will pwn j00r nubletty solo trib

xponiboix today at 16:25
Oh noez!!!!one!1!!one!

I can haz alliance?

shlomzi today at 16:28
Yas!!

We haz alliez wiv al teh top 1,000 tribs.

U be gud ally?

xponiboix today at 16:28
I b gud alliz wit you, I send many spearz to ur enemiez

shlomzi today at 16:29
Noez. U not ally now.

Spearz fail. Swords pwn.

xponiboix today at 16:31
but spearz has long weapons, swordz cant rech em

shlomzi today at 16:32
Swordz has long willy.

xponiboix today at 16:34
hmmmm....okies i build lotsa swordz and send to yer enemies, alliz now?

shlomzi today at 16:35
Yes. U are on my ally list now.

U are numbr 1,001.

xponiboix today at 16:35
:( so lowo nthe list. I put you at 640 :(

shlomzi today at 16:41
Stop trying to befriend my tribz!

Ally is ova!

xponiboix today at 16:50
FINE!!!!

shlomzi today at 16:51
:eek:

I just realised. Youre close to me xD

xponiboix today at 16:52
Me too. :D That's why I initially thought you messaged me about my profile, then realized you were in skittles :p

shlomzi today at 16:53
Haha. Yeah. I never restart :p

Too stubborn :p

xponiboix today at 16:55
I already did :( My previous area sucked, but this one might be just as bad, too many non noobs in my area:
 
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xponiboix

Guest
LOL no, it was halfway through the 1st mail I received the second, I didn't connect the 2 until a few messages later, because shlomzi is close to me in my k.