Funny IGMs

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DeletedUser

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well, there isn't a thread for this currently, unless another was made while I was making this one.
but this is my only decent mail so far, hopefully you'll find it as funny as I did


Inversion today at 20:12
Gobble.

Chicken loving Walrus today at 20:16
LEAVE MY CHICKEN ALONE

Inversion today at 20:17
:O Im sorry :( It attacked me and some how ended up in a KFC Bargain Bucket :/

Chicken loving Walrus today at 20:18
Nobody touches my chicken and gets away with it
I'm gonna mark you as pink on my map as revenge :mad:

Inversion today at 20:22
:O! Your marking me pink ? :( Is that racism ? Is it cause im white ? >:O

Chicken loving Walrus today at 20:24
it's cos you touched ma chicken
nobody touches the Walrus's chicken and gets away free

Inversion today at 20:26
Im sorry :'( Would it help if I said I touched your turkey instead ? :) Its not chicken ;)

Chicken loving Walrus today at 20:27
I have no turkey
how could you even suggest that.
A true chicken lover such as me, would never have any turkey, turkey is just a cheap rip off of chicken

Inversion today at 20:34
Lol :( it was fried chicken >:) I fried it alive :D Muhahahahaha

Chicken loving Walrus today at 20:35
fried chicken is nice though, as long as you give it all to me, I'll forgive you and change your map colour back to normal

Inversion today at 20:40
Okay :) *Hands over fried chicken* Happy ? :D

Chicken loving Walrus today at 20:40
yea :D
you're no longer pink now
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DeletedUser

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I could sit here all day, but CLW's friend Dan seems to hate me having a McSational relationship with CLW..

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dan138 today at 21:00
hello,

have you been trying to get into my fellow members bucket?

World 62 Noob today at 21:07
his bucket :O it was suppose to be our bucket, till the divorce and he took it along with the all the LC.... I only want a piece of chicken :(

dan138 today at 21:12
He was never married to you, why? Because A. It would be a civil partnership. B. He's mine C. Chicken is his first love D. Your body couldn't survive his Loving E. He grabs mens balls in a totally hetero way.

Mate take you McTurkey sandwich and co cry in a corner. Wait McDonalds don't do them its McChicken sandwich. So dont offend him by talking about turkey.

World 62 Noob today at 21:17
So he's been cheating on all 4 of us? :(

dan138 today at 21:18
Yes he has. Tell your mom he said sorry :(

World 62 Noob today at 21:19
O. Your mom jokes are getting old btw, just like your mom.
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DeletedUser

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World 62 Noob said:
I could sit here all day, but CLW's friend Dan seems to hate me having a McSational relationship with CLW..

[spoil][/spoil]
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he had to tell you those things after you offered me turkey in exchange for chicken though, that was nearly unforgivable, until you gave me chicken dippers and I claimed all KFC you ever own
 

DeletedUser

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The funniest mail i got was about joining my tribe, like who recruits people when there is already 80 members?
 

DeletedUser

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i understood that lol i just dont understand how these would even become topic in the first place unless its somewhat planned and or steered in that direction for comical purposes
 

DeletedUser

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:D

Dan has me for life!! For richer for poorer and sickness and in health
 

DeletedUser

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I quite like this one
Bigevan2 today at 17:59
I'm a highly experienced TW player. You be wasting your time next to me, as you won't grow near me, suggest you restart an have a better player experience.

lmavor today at 19:31
Sorry mate not falling for that one :p

Lets see who does better :p
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DeletedUser

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Before the critizers start this us purely comical. My tribe is a pre made for lulz and my friends new lulz accounts. If we go all out with no fun that'll kill the mood. Hugs and rugs are what we love. Got both?

Marry me :3
 

DeletedUser

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aleks4775 on 15.03. at 17:39
Hello there! It apears you are very close to me. I sugest you either restart or end this game earlier so that you wont have to worry about me later. I am a pro player and being close to me is bad because I will arm you once the protection is off. I already have lots of troops so you have no chance. Please restart or end the game all together. Thank you in advance!
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Perfect time to mail players that got this to organize a plan to gang up on this guy.:icon_biggrin:
 

DeletedUser100736

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Moar Hugglez Plox today at 04:40
This is Chris:D Pleased to meet you!
ther3 today at 03:34
and so i guess the first one to msg me was sarah lol
ther3 today at 03:09
so whos on now ?? lol
ther3 today at 03:04
hahaha
Moar Hugglez Plox today at 02:17
Hey buddy! My name is Chris!!! And I talk to myself. No you dont you talk to me. No I dont, I talk to myself!
Moar Hugglez Plox today at 00:54
Thats the mystery of this account mate

You'll never know :D
ther3 today at 00:47
and so u guys come on at what times lol
ther3 today at 00:47
cant u just add it then delete right away .... it will take 2 secs ... it for the quest
Moar Hugglez Plox today at 00:46
Sorry mate we dont just add random people as friends

Maybe ask chris?

or Sara?

Or Timmy?

Or Alfie?

Or if your really really desperate for our friendship ask nick. 0.O
ther3 today at 00:43
im alright urself?? and add me as a friend plz delete after if u want , i just doing the quest
Moar Hugglez Plox today at 00:41
Now its Bex

How you doing mate
ther3 today at 00:40
and hi nick
ther3 today at 00:40
andrew is the name
Moar Hugglez Plox today at 00:39
yesh this is nick :D

hello "ther3"
ther3 today at 00:37
Ash = Scarlet Red
Becca = Purple
Chris = Multicolor (your eyes will burn)
Nick = Black
Sara = Pink
Timmy = Light Blue
Moar Hugglez Plox today at 00:36
don't worry I will find you <3
ther3 today at 00:35
wat ??? u lost me
Moar Hugglez Plox today at 00:34
Because we want to hugglez and snugglez with you <3

-nick
ther3 today at 00:33
y u messaging me this?
Moar Hugglez Plox on 15.03. at 23:36
:D Your the best Sara

So are you confused yet?

Thinking im talking to myself right?

WRONG! :D
Moar Hugglez Plox on 15.03. at 22:39
Oops I forgot I'm supposed to write in pink o_O lol
Moar Hugglez Plox on 15.03. at 22:34
Hi :) Want some hugglin'?
 

DeletedUser

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Cleaned this thread of the spam, foreign texts, crude posts. Please take a gander at the rules as to what can and can't be posted.

Regards, John/Nyst
 

DeletedUser

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Follow Da rulz guyz!
 
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DeletedUser

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GENERAL PARKER today at 00:03
Hello I am [player]GENERAL PARKER[/player] leader of tribe [ally]SwordS[/ally].

I was looking trough the map and saw you village , you seem to be an active player:) .I have sent you an invite and really want you to join our family.
The tribe it self , is new but very well set up and we treat everyone equal no mater if you are a baron or just a member.

Hope to see you in [ally]SwordS[/ally] soon , and good luck .

Regards
Parker

Fordy today at 02:27
How can you call me an active player? I only joined the world a few hours ago.
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Was nice to be called an active player... only been on the world a few hours.
 

DeletedUser

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GENERAL PARKER today at 00:03
Hello I am [player]GENERAL PARKER[/player] leader of tribe [ally]SwordS[/ally].

I was looking trough the map and saw you village , you seem to be an active player:) .I have sent you an invite and really want you to join our family.
The tribe it self , is new but very well set up and we treat everyone equal no mater if you are a baron or just a member.

Hope to see you in [ally]SwordS[/ally] soon , and good luck .

Regards
Parker

Fordy today at 02:27
How can you call me an active player? I only joined the world a few hours ago.

GENERAL PARKER today at 02:47
TW Stats speaks about you.

Fordy today at 02:51
I've never been over 500pts on this account? Thats not very active?

GENERAL PARKER today at 02:53
Activity doesn't depends on your points.
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Seriously don't know what he thinks is active.
 
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