DeletedUser
Guest
wow, what a bunch of noobs,lol
erik.cartman
Guest
damn no funny RESTART mail 
DeletedUser
Guest
Lol I have to admit, I read that Novel on the first page. It was good for toilet humour ;}
DeletedUser
Guest
Hello TW players.
Look at your points.
Now back to mine.
Now back to yours.
Now back to ME.
Sadly your points are far less than mine.
Look at your map now back press K44
Where are you?
Youre in a village with points your village could have if it was mine
Whats that in your hand?
Now back at me.
I have it.
Its 10 000 of the unit you love.
Look again.
The units are now noblemen.
Anything is possible when your village is controlled by me.
Im on a Ram.
Just start over bro.
Look at your points.
Now back to mine.
Now back to yours.
Now back to ME.
Sadly your points are far less than mine.
Look at your map now back press K44
Where are you?
Youre in a village with points your village could have if it was mine
Whats that in your hand?
Now back at me.
I have it.
Its 10 000 of the unit you love.
Look again.
The units are now noblemen.
Anything is possible when your village is controlled by me.
Im on a Ram.
Just start over bro.
DeletedUser
Guest
This thread called funny in-game messages. Not ego/super 1337/arogant pieces of twisted mind messages.
I do not see funny point in your points-focused post...
Phail, IMHO.
DeletedUser
Guest
He was copying the Old Spice commercial and trying to be funny.
DeletedUser
Guest
trying but not :icon_wink:
DeletedUser
Guest
Im sad ;(
DeletedUser94753
Guest
not all that funny, but still . . . I send mails similar to this when I get mass recruited hoping something funny will pop up
Not quite convinced I'll join them, espessially that last one.
Not quite convinced I'll join them, espessially that last one.
DeletedUser
Guest
Ask them to stack you first ^^!
seigneurdemort
Guest
I tried to read some the longer funnies...but it was just too painful :icon_eek:
DeletedUser
Guest
I think it was hilarious, I've seen the old spice ad a lot of times and finding it here surprised me.
You modest noobs don't appreaciate "this kind of stuff
DeletedUser96088
Guest
i found it amusing.
DeletedUser
Guest
Couldn't resist, had to post it, I kinda like it though, even if i have to restart....
Hi, unfortunately your village was randomly placed inside the 15x15 diameter of my village. This means that you will receive attacks from me in about five days when beginner protection ends.
If you were not aware, farming is a term widely used in TribalWars. It means to attack a village or villages repeatedly to steal resources. Consequently, farming is the best and fastest way to grow your village.
Now you might think/say "I'm going to start farming now so that I can grow faster!"
The problem with that is you must be extremely active to be effective in this. There are two people playing this account -- strategically picked so that one of us online 24 hours a day. There is no way that you can keep up with the growth of our village, and you will eventually get overwhelmed.
What I suggest you do is restart you village into a new section of the world.
To do this, click:
Setting -> Settings -> Start Over
Once you do this, feel free to mail me asking for tips + startup advice, or any question you may have.
Best Regards,
Hagar
Hi, unfortunately your village was randomly placed inside the 15x15 diameter of my village. This means that you will receive attacks from me in about five days when beginner protection ends.
If you were not aware, farming is a term widely used in TribalWars. It means to attack a village or villages repeatedly to steal resources. Consequently, farming is the best and fastest way to grow your village.
Now you might think/say "I'm going to start farming now so that I can grow faster!"
The problem with that is you must be extremely active to be effective in this. There are two people playing this account -- strategically picked so that one of us online 24 hours a day. There is no way that you can keep up with the growth of our village, and you will eventually get overwhelmed.
What I suggest you do is restart you village into a new section of the world.
To do this, click:
Setting -> Settings -> Start Over
Once you do this, feel free to mail me asking for tips + startup advice, or any question you may have.
Best Regards,
Hagar
DeletedUser
Guest
Errr you obviously haven't seen the ad cause otherwise you'd find it hilarious
You have to see it to get it.
Old Spice | The Man Your Man Could Smell Like <--- CLICKY
DeletedUser
Guest
Errr you obviously haven't seen the ad cause otherwise you'd find it hilarious
You have to see it to get it.
Old Spice | The Man Your Man Could Smell Like <--- CLICKY
thanks for the clarification!
DeletedUser
Guest
Errr you obviously haven't seen the ad cause otherwise you'd find it hilarious
You have to see it to get it.
Old Spice | The Man Your Man Could Smell Like <--- CLICKY
You are right.King Matt II
Guest
I had to post this.
DeletedUser96088
Guest
LMAO.... I know that guy. -_- He tried to Farm me in w53. cleared him in 2 days.... LOL
DeletedUser
Guest
This killed me
