Funny Ingame Messages

DeletedUser

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For reasons I'm not able to comprehend, I'm attracting messages similar to this..


[spoil]nos125 today at 00:03
blz... ty amo msm assim... xDD
"I love you..."

.Specialist. today at 00:02
i won't be joining any tribes for a little while mate..

nos125 on 06.11. at 23:59
atah blz good .. that is so, aki in Brazil there are is 00:00 ... 21:00
then I get more time to help you understand?

.Specialist. on 06.11. at 23:57
no thanks mate, I don't join tribes this early in the world...most of them fail

nos125 on 06.11. at 23:56
sorry I do not speak English ...
so do not want the tribe?
.Specialist. on 06.11. at 23:54
I don't even know what your saying

nos125 on 06.11. at 23:52
mals nao falo ingles...

so let's talk?

nos125 on 06.11. at 23:49
hello... we need speac...[/spoil]
 
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Rashuna

Guest
-LiveTheDream* on 02.11. at 22:36
Hello Neighbour,

I'm half of -LiveTheDream* and we are very active, very experienced TW player.This account contian two player from w5.net Majestee and kemicni

I've been amongst the top 20 on multiple worlds in the past and plan on doing the same here.

I'm writing because your village is in my 15x15 map grid and this means that you're an enemy.

If you're a new player then please build up your resource buildings until 2 days time when you go onto Setting - Delete account - Confirm your password and then register a new account and Message me any time for any tips or help on the game.

If you're an experienced player then re-start in 2.5 days time when it is activated and until then build up resources for me and I wish you the best of luck.

If you don't co-operate then I'll be forced to make your game time difficult and give you no chance of any decent growth.

- -LiveTheDream*

Rashunae today at 03:00
Greetings sir.

I realise my village is in your 15x15, do also realise that you are in mine:)

I do not claim to be an experienced player, I have just come out of retirement. You will not see my history on Twstats.com my account has been lost, the person I gave it to, regretably is uncontactable.

I will not restart in 2.5 day's time. I will not proceed as you have so very kindly instructed, however I will do my best to do to you, what you have threatened to me.

Thank you for you time. Please do enjoy the game.

Yours faithfully,
Rash.
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What you all think?
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He restarted xD
 

DeletedUser94526

Guest
most likely more to come considering he is starting to get on a roll



-Insomniac- on 06.11. at 20:27
Please? ;)

It will help you in the long run.

dennisjp today at 05:06
Why would you write me something like that?

-Insomniac- today at 05:22
because it would benefit you greatly to restart, o you can stay where you are keep playing for a week or to until you get sick of us farming you and then restart anyway

dennisjp today at 05:25
If I get a chance I will kill you.

-Insomniac- today at 05:29
we will see in 20 minutes (he restarted after this)

dennisjp today at 05:33
I hate bully's and I did not mean in the game. You have no power out side the game where I would beat you until you begged me to stop.

dennisjp today at 05:35
I will get my revenge in this game!!!!!

dennisjp today at 05:35
On you!!!!!

-Insomniac- today at 05:44
you are a very foolish person if you believe that you could

dennisjp today at 05:44
You dont know me.

-Insomniac- today at 05:46
and yet you think that you know me

dennisjp today at 05:47
You dont know me. But enough of that. I would most likely never see you anyway being on this computer and it felt good letting off some steam, beause I do hate bully's and you dont have right to do that, but it is just a game.

-Insomniac- today at 05:52
i can do whatever i want to, and yes i did have the right to do tht

dennisjp today at 05:55
Just remember what goes around comes around. How you treat people you will be treated. So I guess that means someone is going to farm your village very soon. This is not my only world nor am I a noob at this game.

-Insomniac- today at 05:57
if u have that sort of logic, then i would have to disagree with you

dennisjp today at 07:11
That logic is the truth. There is someone much higher than us that searches our hearts to see our true motives and intentions and administers true justice. I dont hold on to anything against you because it would only cause bitterness and I believe in staying joyful and happy. It does not matter if you believe that or not, time will tell. So If you get farmed or nobled out all of a sudden without warning, you think back on what I said here in these last two mails. I can tell you right now that what comes to mind is first you will get farmed and next you will get nobled out and your tribe wil not be sucessful and it would be best if you quit the game right now. Remember these words because when it happens then you will know there is someone higher above all mankind watching and administering true justice and his name is the Lord, maker of Heaven and Earth and all in it, including us.
This is the last I will write, because he does not like argueing and neither do I.

DennisJP

-Insomniac- today at 07:28
well when that doesnt happen it will prove that there is no higher being, and so u shall despair because in your heart of hearts you know that you are evil.

dennisjp today at 07:48
You should not have said that. Like I said, I wont argue with you. I choose what I choose and you choose what you choose. I have consequences for my choices and so do you. The Lord shows no favoritism. I just happen to know what yours are. I pray every day for my sin to be forgiven by the Lord because I know I'm not perfect. Invite Jesus into your heart and ask for forgivness of your sins, becaue of Adam and Eve we were born into sin and not one is righteous. Righteous means meeting the standards of God himself. No one is perfect like he is. We must ask him into our hearts so we can be made perfect like he is and be able to go to Heaven when we leave this place. He is also merciful. That is why we are not destroyed yet. One day he will come back and get those who have invited him into there hearts and those people will go to Heaven and the rest will have to endure great hardship and at the end of that great hardship the Lord will come to the Earth and rule for 1000 years. Then the great judgment where everyone that ever existed will be judged according to what they have said, done and even thought. Those who have not accepted the Lord will be punished for their sin and thrown into the lake of fire forever with the devil and the fallen angels. After that, the Earth will be made again like in the beginning and the children of God will live there forever.

-Insomniac- today at 08:24
that is some of the best fantasy i have read in a long time thanks for that
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DeletedUser

Guest
Does this count as a funny message I recieved :icon_rolleyes:

http://en53.tribalwars.net/staemme....rt&public_id=164dc983057e71f40de6e0fdeac7b281


If you guys can't open that for some reason

[spoil] Attacker:bigdaddy95Origin:bigdaddy95s village (483|621) K64
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Quantity : 0 25 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Losses : 0 25 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 [/spoil]
 

DeletedUser

Guest
he killed all of them! crap i only had 2 spears :icon_redface:
 

DeletedUser95108

Guest
SaEiD said:
hey !
he is one of my tribemates in past worlds :(

that chat was veryyyyyyyyyyy great :lol:
i laughed alotttttttttttttttttttttt
thank you
but i feel sad :(

his english is very bad :(

i miss him :icon_cry::icon_cry::icon_cry:
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u two timing? :p
 

DeletedUser

Guest
pleasantly agonized today at 08:04
you have any? Cookies that is

@l3mojo today at 12:10
what are you talking about?

pleasantly agonized today at 12:44
ingredients

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350g/12¼oz unsifted flour
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1 tsp bicarbonate of soda
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1 tsp salt
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225g/8oz butter
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175g/6¼oz caster sugar
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175g/6¼oz soft brown sugar
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1 tsp vanilla extract
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2 eggs
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350g/12¼oz dark chocolate, crumbled

preparation method

1.

Preheat the oven to 190c/375f/gas 5.
2.

In a bowl, combine the flour, baking soda and salt.
3.

In another bowl, combine the butter, sugar, brown sugar and vanilla extract until creamy. Beat in the eggs. Gradually beat in the flour mixture. Stir in the chocolate.
4.

Split the pliable dough into two halves, rolling each out into sausage shapes, approximately 5cm/2in in diameter. Wrap them in cling film and transfer to the refrigerator until ready to use.
5.

When you are ready to bake the cookies, simply cut the log into slices 2cm/¾in thick and lay on a baking tray, widely spaced apart. Bake for 9-11 minutes.
6.

Serve.

Cookies.

I prefer mine with milk.

pleasantly agonized today at 14:37
so can we work something out?

@l3mojo today at 15:34
why u lookin my village ??

pleasantly agonized today at 15:35
i'm looking for cookies. Wait this isn't triballookforcookies.com?

@l3mojo today at 15:37
i dont knw wht is tht..

pleasantly agonized today at 15:40
its a game where instead of mines that have resources you have bakeries that produce cookies/cakes/donuts. Cookies help build more bakers which in turn helps build more bakeries. You should play it it's fun. That's where i thought i was my mistake. On world 28 i had 734 bakeries with something like 400 egg beater only villages, was pretty sick.

@l3mojo today at 15:45
i couldn't find the website do you have a direct link?
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lol
 

DeletedUser

Guest
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stephon218 today at 18:19
Hey,

I have noticed you have been scouting me for the longest. As much as i like the attention, I would prefer that you stop. I understand this is not tribal huggies but you are really starting to try my patient. My look at it is, if you are going to scout me at least have the curiosity to send a letter inviting me to the dance. No point in sneaking around and being a purve when you can just be a real man and show me what you working with.

I really am in need of some excitement, even though i was planing on getting you to help me clear some people so there are more farms in the area.Seems like you want to clear me though. How weird is that? Its kind of funny how you expect something different to happen. Well until you are on i guess this will be talk to you then.

Signed,
[player]Stephon218[/player]
[coord]469|552[/coord]

*-ReD-HoUsE?- today at 18:24
sorry i am from germany and do not understand what you write !
please explain!

stephon218 today at 18:25
Really????

Another set of scouts. I knew you loved me. How about we get a drink after this or some food. I am in need of some much needed entertainment. My last few boyfriends kind of died. Their soldiers where not up to part.

stephon218 today at 18:27
Hey,

ich habe sie wurden scouting mich für die längste. So viel wie ich möchte die Aufmerksamkeit, ich würde es vorziehen, die sie stoppen. Ich verstehe das nicht tribal huggies aber sie sind wirklich starten um zu versuchen meine Patienten. Meine anzuschauen ist, wenn sie sich an Scout mich zumindest die Neugier, sie in einem Schreiben Einladung zu den Tanz ist. In schleichen um und ist ein purve wenn sie können nur ein Mann und zeigen mir, was sie arbeiten.

stephon218 today at 18:27
Wirklich????

Ein anderes Set von scouts. Ich wußte, daß du mich lieb. Wie bekommen wir einen Drink dieses oder ein Lebensmittel. Ich bin in need of some viel benötigt Unterhaltung. Meine letzten Freund Art von gestorben. Ihre Soldaten wo nicht teil.

*-ReD-HoUsE?- today at 18:29
I have an offer to you that we play together (that means you give me your UV) or you can press the restart button!

stephon218 today at 18:32
What is UV? Is that short for password.

stephon218 today at 18:33
Also nice job with the second account orange house. Its looking good.

*-ReD-HoUsE?- today at 18:34
no it is account sitting !
There I can help you to play and so we can play together!
That is not my account it is my Brothers!

stephon218 today at 18:40
ok so Orange house is your brother. Could had fooled me. =p
Now as for giving you an account sit i dont think so. I am not that easy. Also i dont plan on pressing start because you say so. I am not one of those little noobs that you have been playing around with and i dont plan on being treated like one.

*-ReD-HoUsE?- today at 18:41
what is now?! I will help you ! not destroy!
or i must attack you read now

stephon218 today at 18:45
you don't plan on helping me and i know this because i have pulled this trick plenty of times. So if you are going to attack me go ahead and get back timed. Do it now or forever hold your peace. I don't have time for any baby games. I put up my offer for a sweet relationship you don't want it fine. But don't plan on me leaving anytime soon.

*-ReD-HoUsE?- today at 18:49
why do you think that?!
i have so often this done!
You will be attacked in few weeks!

stephon218 today at 18:53
Really man are you kidding me, you are just wasting my time right now. You say your going to attack then you change your mind and say you are going to wait a couple of weeks. Contradict much?

*-ReD-HoUsE?- today at 19:11
I have time!
But you not! you are silly because we can play together ! and than in few weeks we can play togehter on 1 account!

stephon218 today at 19:16
this makes me lol. I hope you are even worth my time. Its kind of funny also that how you say you have time and i dont. Maybe after your account is gone you can play one of your other accounts on this world. I am sure a player like you who is so cocky has many accounts on w53. So dont be to modesty.

*-ReD-HoUsE?- today at 19:19
yesthan i can play by my brother!

stephon218 today at 19:36
I see you sent an attack. Lets see what you working with. I love to play butt rape. My go next, i got a ton of men who would love to go up yours.

*-ReD-HoUsE?- today at 20:00
you have one change to change your mind

stephon218 today at 21:16
Well guess what. I am sorry but my mind is not changing. Just shove it up. Your little attack is nothing I hope you got a better troop count because if not i am about to embarrass you. I hate playing games with kids. Also its chance and not Change.
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i feel sorry for this man. He thinks he is better because he can point whore. He has 100 more points then me but has a troop count of a monkey. Scratch that the monkey has a better troop count :lol:.

Only has 100 axes and 50 spears as of the moment before my troops get there and wipe him out. To top it off i have reported him for multiple accounts and he might be banded. Dont you just love how dume people can be. I am just amazed that he thought i had 10 spears because i dodged scouts and left 10 spears every time. I finally decided to back-time him as well so its kind of funny seeing him clear 10 spears and about to loss everything he got.:icon_cool:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
stephon218 said:
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i feel sorry for this man. He thinks he is better because he can point whore. He has 100 more points then me but has a troop count of a monkey. Scratch that the monkey has a better troop count :lol:.

Only has 100 axes and 50 spears as of the moment before my troops get there and wipe him out. To top it off i have reported him for multiple accounts and he might be banded. Dont you just love how dume people can be. I am just amazed that he thought i had 10 spears because i dodged scouts and left 10 spears every time. I finally decided to back-time him as well so its kind of funny seeing him clear 10 spears and about to loss everything he got.:icon_cool:
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Attack report?
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Ninja Dwarf said:
Attack report?
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Heres the Report. Just dont make no sense to attack with spears for one then to have a pitifully troop count for another reason. Sometimes i never understand point whores. Maybe its not ment for a troop whore to figure out.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Maybe he genuinely thought he could clear you, then take the resources with the spears.
 
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