Interesting and funny igms

[Sollanon]

Darth StyX on 20.02. at 17:03
hey mate just a quick question whats the first thing u upgrade first?
would u like to join my tribe mate?
like u saiud u'll join one if u want to?

Sollanon on 20.02. at 17:08
hiding place!

Darth StyX on 20.02. at 17:11
not many people attack each other straight away though?

Sollanon on 20.02. at 17:14
oh, that's where you are wrong.
you need to get your hiding place up as high as possible because once noob protection is off, don't think your neighbour will be friendly to you
better be safe then sorry.
also, hiding place is cheap and give lots of points

Darth StyX on 20.02. at 17:17
yeah i get you but it doesn't give alot of points though it only gives u a total of 26 points. have a look at the help bit with points if u don't already know about it?

Sollanon on 20.02. at 17:19
but you have to look at the amount of resource you just need to put inside it.
it's cheaper then anything

Darth StyX on 20.02. at 17:22
yeah good point mate, thankz for the advice!
do u have smithy yet mate?

Sollanon on 20.02. at 17:23
market would be the next best to get points.
then you can also trade resources and sometimes even find a good deal so you can get resource advantage

Darth StyX on 20.02. at 17:25
yeah market is good hey, are u in any other world then this one?

does misleading someone counts as a funny post?

 

[DeletedUser]

jack off right?

wanking

 

[DeletedUser]

Defender: Evansville
Village: Rainham (577|479) K45

Quantity: 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
Losses: 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0

ZeroPluse today at 10:41
why are you attackin are members?
this is a act of war.

Tsubafate today at 10:51
Good, I was hoping for some fun.

I hope he meant it.

 

[DeletedUser]

Zarazel on 21.02. at 10:13
Hello,

recently I've been very interested in science, and I therefore started to be a scientist. However, I do not feel pleased to be a scientist.

You see, we can't choose what to eat! Normally I like to eat "sobrino carnal", a spanish type of food. If you are not spanish, I advise you to look it up, because it tastes really good when fried.

In my scientist camp, we are forced to eat porridge!

The first day when I took up my sorino carnal from my bag they acted as if I were a madman and tried to call the police for some weird reason. I told them it just were tapas, so they think it was ok.
I don't know why they doesn't like my sobrino carnal, and why they prefer tapas, which I to be honest have no idea what is, but when I were in spain and first tried sobrino carnal the seller said I could call it tapas in case people didn't know what it is.

Can you please help me?

ntoombs19 on 21.02. at 18:33
i like cookies

Zarazel on 21.02. at 18:34
What kind of cookies?

ntoombs19 on 21.02. at 18:35
i like the double stuff oreos. i think i've had tapas once though at a Spanish party

Zarazel on 21.02. at 18:40
We have oreos in my country too. Where do you live? But I do prefer those soft with orange taste, because sometimes I find oreos a bit too bitter.

ntoombs19 on 21.02. at 18:41
thats why you're supposed to dip them in milk.

Zarazel on 21.02. at 18:46
I'm allergical against milk.

ntoombs19 on 21.02. at 18:47
sux... i love milk

Zarazel on 21.02. at 18:48
Should I try to dip them in water then? Or in Pepsi?

ntoombs19 on 21.02. at 18:49
haha! no. you should pour chocolate milk into rootbeer and watch i explode

Zarazel on 21.02. at 18:50
Do you explode of that? That was weird. How did you get that sickness?

ntoombs19 on 21.02. at 18:52
i forgot the dad gum T... rewrite... haha! no. you should pour chocolate milk into rootbeer and watch it explode

Zarazel on 21.02. at 18:56
Probably cool. But what is rootbeer? Is it beer made of roots?

ntoombs19 on 21.02. at 19:10
no its like pepsi. its a soda.

Zarazel on 21.02. at 19:16
Oh, I think I know what it is. We have that in Norway too, it is called "ingefærøl". "øl" means beer.

But I haven't seen it in the shops for a long time. :S

I hoped he would answer with something longer.:icon_neutral:

edit: Find out what sobrino carnal means

 

[Teh ViRuS]

I cleared the n00b, so i sent him this mail.....

TeH ViRuS today at 15:54
Let's take it nice and easy
It's gonna be so easy
For us to fall in love

Hey baby what's your hurry
Relax and don't you worry
We're gonna fall in love

We're on the road to romance
- that's safe to say
But let's make all the stops along the way

The problem now of course is
To simply hold your horses
To rush would be a crime
'Cause nice and easy does it every time

We're on the road to romance
- that's safe to say
But let's make all the stops along the way

The problem now of course is
To simply hold your horses
To rush would be a crime
'Cause nice and easy does it
'Cause nice and easy does it
'Cause nice and easy does it every time

Nice and easy does it
Nice and easy does it
Nice and easy does it every time

This was a few days after he said this, after i nicely told him to start over....

lozking20 on 18.02. at 18:17
nice putting words into my mouth i am going to block you enjoy getting rimmed

Losses: 2 0 5 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 
 

Defender: lozking20 
Village: [M] o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o (582|520) K55 
             
Quantity: 20 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 
Losses: 20 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0

 

[DeletedUser]

Did you write the song?

 

[Rizzler]

wart2 today at 16:31
U R STUPID, I CAN'T BELIEVE U DISMISSED ALL R MEMBERS, U FORCED THEM 2 DIS BAND THE TRIBE AS ONLY 3/4'S OF THE MEMBERS THAT WERE DISMISSED EVER RETURNED, AND UR A BIT UNLUCKY, ALL THE LOYAL MEMBERS HAVE GOT 2GETHER A FORCE OF A 1000 SPEARS, AND 500 SWORDS, AND I PERSONALLY PUT 50 SPEARS AND SWORDS IN SO WATCH OUT ANOTHER FOOT OUT OF LINE AND U WILL B HISTORY MATEY.

rizzler today at 16:37
Lol I'm glad I helped. Ooh no your going to atatck me with defensive units? Smell noob?

The -V- guy that made me baron...lol

 

[DeletedUser]

Muhaha ! :icon_biggrin:

 

[Teh ViRuS]

Did you write the song?

No,

Its the song of that advert,

nice and easy does it, every time. Duhduhduhduh

 

[Rizzler]

The -V- guy that made me baron...lol

After he said that we cleared him and threatened to farm him. Looka t the bottom of his profile now lol!

It says this

"BECB are the best tribe ever, and rizzler is the BEST player in THE ENTIRE game world!!!!!!!!! And Grettir is the second best, he is great and all powrful!"

 

[Darsia]

>.>

He personally put 50 spears and swords in...

Be afraid rizzler, be very afraid

 

[DeletedUser]

Mr.Ti today at 20:00
Important.

All read the war forum people.

This is the first enemy: [player]Richard Riddick[/player]
We all attack on monday.


Greetings.

I tried to get in and disband their tribe... Guess I'll have to farm them all instead)))

 

[DeletedUser28434]

He personally put 50 spears and swords in...

Oh no, we're so scared! We'll *never* be able to defend against 50 troops! What will we do, when he's farming us with his unstoppable force!?

:lol:

 

[-Cheesecake-]

dude! u beta stop attackin me. im a skilled player at this game and i will attack u if u keep attackin me

I'm shaking. He has an army!!!! :icon_cry:

Resources scouted: - - -
Buildings:
Village Headquarters (Level 1)
Rally point (Level 1)
Timber camp (Level 8)
Clay pit (Level 7)
Iron mine (Level 7)
Farm (Level 1)
Warehouse (Level 1)
Hiding place (Level 1)

I'll restart when he wipes out my troops, then. It was nice playing with you all!

 

[donga]

Properties
Name: Wicked3
Tag: WKD3
Number of members: 1
Points of 40 best players: 65
Total points: 65
Average points: 65
Rank: 2439
Homepage:
Members

Description
WKD3 was founded by 2nd joshyc. If you have questions please contact 2nd joshyc.

This text can be changed by the tribal diplomats.


SISTER TRIBES


WKD
WKD2
WKD3

-------------------------

i expect more sister tribes coming
WKD - 2members
WKD2 -1member
WKD3 -1member

 

[Sicilian Favour]

Woah! WTF! This is a really ******* confusing thread!!!! Seeing as i havent read it yet i have not the slighest clue of what the **** is going on. :icon_razz:

 

[Teh ViRuS]

When Posting A Mail. Please Use The Export Button, Then Copy And Paste It Here. It Makes It Much More Clearer.

YES, I DID HAVE TO USE SIZE 5 FONT AND CAPS, SO THE MESSAGE GETS THROUGH TO PEOPLE

 

[DeletedUser]

thats okay, CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL and I think you're allowed such coolness. 11-11 get in here and post so we can see your siggy. :icon_rolleyes:

really though, it makes life 10 times easier for you and the reader... so just do it.

 

[DeletedUser]

Jack531 today at 07:20
it would be wise for you not to attack me as i am surrounded by
my tribe and my tribe allies. if you attack me i will seek revenge
and believe me you do not want that.

penltkiller today at 14:11
lol.

penltkiller today at 14:50
btw, i suggest you build resources, and no more smithy or barracks. you will get owned if you dont get mre resources, trust me

*friendly comment*

cool

 

[DeletedUser]

No,

Its the song of that advert,

nice and easy does it, every time. Duhduhduhduh

I haven't seen it. >.<