Matt and his .uk record?? Telling the truth or lie??

[DeletedUser]

ah we need WannaBeSpeedPlayer now

 

[HeftySmurf]

well


I HAZ 1 WIN

WHAT YOUZ GONNA DO NAO

IM SO AWESOMEZ

... trolololol


Sorry i was bored

 

[DeletedUser]

well


I HAZ 1 WIN

WHAT YOUZ GONNA DO NAO

IM SO AWESOMEZ

... trolololol


Sorry i was bored

Congrats bro.
and no need to apologize Its lame. on speed forums there are no apologies :-O

 

[DeletedUser55786]

Rounds = 6, says it all

 

[DeletedUser]

So in dis bash, it was Jobhead's tribe vs me. To be fair the tribe was crap and easily owned:

[20:51:56] Matt: Incoming troops Arrival time Arrival in
Jobson1984s village today at 21:30:20:913

Defence attack: On a bash? :icon_eek:

Attacker: Jobson1984
Origin: Jobson1984s village (511|505) K55

Quantity: 215 167 0 0 10 50 0 0 0 0 1 0
Losses: 34 26 0 0 10 6 0 0 0 0 0 0

My backtime:
Defender: Jobson1984
Destination: Jobson1984s village (511|505) K55

Quantity: 224 174 0 0 10 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
Losses: 224 174 0 0 10 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0

Erm... his "backtime" of my attack:

Incoming troops Arrival time Arrival in
Jobson1984s village today at 21:39:10:167 0:00:20
» Request support
Own commands (2) Arrival time Arrival in
Return from Jobson1984s village (511|505) K55 today at 21:39:08:000

Yes that is a 2 second backtime :icon_rolleyes:

[spoil][23:16:49] Matt:

New To Speed today at 21:39
Call that a backtime?

Jobson1984 today at 21:40
nah was hoping u would kill me i'm going!

[/spoil]

Fail:

Attacker: Jobson1984
Origin: Jobson1984s village (511|505) K55

Quantity: 0 0 0 0 66 96 0 0 0 0 0 0
Losses: 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0


Defender: New To Speed
Destination: New To Speeds village (498|500) K54

Quantity: 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Losses: 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Rage into Spears:

Attacker: Jobson1984
Origin: Jobson1984s village (511|505) K55

Quantity: 0 0 0 0 66 116 0 0 0 0 0 0
Losses: 0 0 0 0 15 106 0 0 0 0 0 0

Defender: New To Speed
Destination: New To Speeds village (498|500) K54

Quantity: 197 0 0 0 25 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Losses: 197 0 0 0 25 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

[21:06:48] Matt: Too easy.
[21:06:51] *****:
[21:07:35] ******: lol

Oh, who won?

Further proof that Jobson is nothing exceptional.

 

[DeletedUser]

So in dis bash, it was Jobhead's tribe vs me. To be fair the tribe was crap and easily owned:



Defence attack: On a bash? :icon_eek:


Erm... his "backtime" of my attack:


Yes that is a 2 second backtime :icon_rolleyes:

[spoil][23:16:49] Matt: [/spoil]

Fail:


Rage into Spears:

[21:06:48] Matt: Too easy.
[21:06:51] *****:
[21:07:35] ******: lol

Oh, who won?

Further proof that Jobson is nothing exceptional.

Awww Matt you do love me don;t you! lol!!!!

As for my crappy tribe well I didn't mean to join them as u can see!!

[08/09/2011 20:18:39] James O'Brien: I can't believe this i went to reject all invitations and pressed accept by mistake now i'm in a tribe with comeplete nubs!
[08/09/2011 20:21:00] .:*Lisa ~ Pervie's Secretary*:.:
[08/09/2011 20:21:18] James O'Brien: this is no laughing matter lisa! lol
[08/09/2011 20:21:25] .:*Lisa ~ Pervie's Secretary*:.: you arent having a good day are you
[08/09/2011 20:21:41] James O'Brien: nope! lol

And as for you beating me Matt, you couldn't beat your way out of wet paper bag! Before you attacked I was already ranked 1 ODD

[08/09/2011 20:26:57] James O'Brien: Rank Name Defeated
1 Jobson1984 [idd] 1.838 do i win rank 1 for ODD? lol

And again if you are so pro Matt as I have shown here I was leaving and wanted your to kill my troops!! However I did think you would of had enough to kill some spears and swords loser!

[08/09/2011 20:30:29] James O'Brien: Defender: New To Speed
Destination: New To Speeds village (498|500) K54

Quantity: 41 48 0 0 15 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0
Losses: 41 48 0 0 15 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0
[08/09/2011 20:30:30] James O'Brien: lol
[08/09/2011 20:35:14] Naji Osmat: (think)
[08/09/2011 20:35:19] Naji Osmat: thats his units ye
[08/09/2011 20:35:20 | Edited 20:35:23] Naji Osmat:
[08/09/2011 20:35:36] James O'Brien: Nah just made me giggle i'm going thought i'd suicide on him! lol

 

[DeletedUser]

And as for you beating me Matt, you couldn't beat your way out of wet paper bag! Before you attacked I was already ranked 1 ODD

Only an idiot would allow himself to become rank.1 in ODD in an ODA round :icon_rolleyes: A bigger idiot would "suicide" on the only guy he knows where the reports end up.

 

[DeletedUser]

Sooo matt when are you going to learn to fight alone instead of fighting as part of a team?? haha!

What a surprise 2 people attack em before u do!!
[SPOIL]
New To Speed (New To Speeds village) attacks Jobson1984s village (504|498) K45 Sep 09,2011 14:41
0 S0 SpeeDy (pissing farm upgrades!) attacks Jobson1984s village (504|498) K45 Sep 09,2011 14:38
drluke18 (drluke18s village) attacks Jobson1984s village (504|498) K45 Sep 09,2011 14:36
drluke18 (drluke18s village) attacks Jobson1984s village (504|498) K45 Sep 09,2011 14:36
0 S0 SpeeDy (pissing farm upgrades!) attacks Jobson1984s village (504|498) K45 Sep 09,2011 14:34
drluke18 (drluke18s village) attacks Jobson1984s village (504|498) K45 Sep 09,2011 14:32
[/SPOIL]

It looks like Matts lieing is contagious too! The idiots are saying they aren't working together then oh wait one tells me they are all on skype planning attacks on me 3vs1!!! haha! And guess what?? They still can't get rid of me 3v1!!!! Sooo funny!!

[SPOIL]
Jobson1984 today at 14:38
was it really that fail or just a ploy to get u to attack again when i wanted u to? hmmmm now that is a good questioN!
drluke18 today at 14:35
Serously that was fail
Jobson1984 today at 14:34
How do i live with myself? lol
drluke18 today at 14:33
Fail.
Jobson1984 today at 14:30
not really i get it quite often! I'm ust to stupidity!
drluke18 today at 14:29
Like you keep saying. But it must get annoying
Jobson1984 today at 14:29
why do i need to backtime you?? u are no threat to me!
drluke18 today at 14:28
Serously cant you backtime?
drluke18 today at 14:24
Im not lieing im just not telling the truth
Jobson1984 today at 14:23
Like i said don't lie!
drluke18 today at 14:23
Cool. A smart one you are.
Jobson1984 today at 14:23
Jobson1984 today at 14:16
Are u kidding me? u are soo stupid its unbelievable!
0 S0 SpeeDy today at 14:15
it's still a backtime lol
Jobson1984 today at 14:14
so cause i scouted someone i am now backtiming?? Haha! Man u lot are sooo stupid!
0 S0 SpeeDy today at 14:14
well scouts. im not working with them, im talking to them in skype.
Jobson1984 today at 14:13
what u on about?? Thanks for letting me know ur working with matt and luke tho!!
0 S0 SpeeDy today at 14:12
5 second backtime with LC.. you suck
drluke18 today at 14:22
Um, im not on skype check for your self.
Jobson1984 today at 14:21
funny how Speed just told me ur all on skype together! Don't lie!
drluke18 today at 14:21
Um, im just playing for fun.... And Im not even on skype so ...
Jobson1984 today at 14:20
So how comes u 2 attack then little Matt teh Tw*t attacks?? don't be so silly!
drluke18 today at 14:19
No one uses any one
Jobson1984 today at 14:18
lol ok whatever u think i'm stupid funny how u both use speedy and matt uses u!
drluke18 today at 14:18
Im not working with him? :S...

im just having fun

its fun to play against people who are good.
Jobson1984 today at 14:17
I thought u weren't gonna work with matt the tw*t again??
drluke18 today at 14:14
Because you cant?
Jobson1984 today at 14:10
Why should i waste my troops on u so early! U aren't causing me any trouble! lol
drluke18 today at 14:09
Why no backtime then?
[/SPOIL]

Oh and now wait a second those 3 who aren't working together to try take me out all of a sudden end up in the same tribe!! lol
[SPOIL]
Members SLAP! » SLAP!
Name Rank Points Villages
0 S0 SpeeDy 1 2.180 1
New To Speed 2 1.568 1
drluke18 3 586 1
[/SPOIL]

How many times am i gonna have to woop u before u and ur buddies get the idea Matt??

 

[DeletedUser]

woop me? I believe I was wooping you mate:
Infact, It was more than wooping, I was sort of jolly attacking you:

[spoil]

Attacker: New To Speed
Origin: 005 (499|506) K54

Quantity: 0 0 0 10 50 0 0 0 0 0
Losses: 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0


Defender: Jobson1984
Destination: 003 (504|498) K45

Quantity: 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0
Losses: 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0

Attacker: New To Speed
Origin: 005 (499|506) K54

Quantity: 0 0 0 10 50 0 0 0 0 0
Losses: 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0


Defender: Jobson1984
Destination: 003 (504|498) K45

Quantity: 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
Losses: 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0

Attacker: New To Speed
Origin: 005 (499|506) K54

Quantity: 0 0 0 10 50 0 0 0 0 0
Losses: 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0


Defender: Jobson1984
Destination: 003 (504|498) K45

Quantity: 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0
Losses: 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0

Attacker: New To Speed
Origin: 005 (499|506) K54

Quantity: 0 0 0 10 50 0 0 0 0 0
Losses: 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0


Defender: Jobson1984
Destination: 003 (504|498) K45

Quantity: 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
Losses: 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0

Attacker: New To Speed
Origin: 005 (499|506) K54

Quantity: 0 0 0 10 50 0 0 0 0 0
Losses: 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0


Defender: Jobson1984
Destination: 003 (504|498) K45

Quantity: 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0
Losses: 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0

[/spoil]

This one is particularly funny:
[spoil]

Attacker: New To Speed
Origin: 005 (499|506) K54

Quantity: 0 0 0 10 50 0 0 0 0 0
Losses: 0 0 0 10 50 0 0 0 0 0


Defender: Jobson1984
Destination: 003 (504|498) K45

Quantity: 0 0 0 209 221 1 0 0 0 0 0
Losses: 0 0 0 120 127 1 0 0 0 0 0

[/spoil]

New To Speed today at 14:48
Can't you dodge bro?

Jobson1984 today at 14:49
Oh i can dodge with the best of them! U don't even know what u hit fool!

New To Speed today at 14:49
Attacker: New To Speed
Origin: New To Speeds village (499|506) K54

Quantity: 0 0 0 10 50 0 0 0 0 0
Losses: 0 0 0 10 50 0 0 0 0 0


Defender: Jobson1984
Destination: Jobson1984s village (504|498) K45

Quantity: 0 0 0 209 221 1 0 0 0 0 0
Losses: 0 0 0 120 127 1 0 0 0 0 0

saywut?

Jobson1984 today at 14:50
awww so u saw some of my troops ooooh no! lol

New To Speed today at 14:50
I think that's all of them lol.

Jobson1984 today at 14:51
u said that about the last 200 dummy!

New To Speed today at 14:51
yh, but all those scouts? NOMNOMNOM

Jobson1984 today at 14:52
oh no u killed half my scouts how will i live now! lol

Little nub starts turtling up, no matter:
[spoil]

Attacker: New To Speed
Origin: 005 (499|506) K54

Quantity: 0 0 0 10 80 0 0 0 0 0
Losses: 0 0 0 10 74 0 0 0 0 0


Defender: Jobson1984
Destination: 003 (504|498) K45

Quantity: 124 0 0 90 10 0 0 0 0 0 0
Losses: 124 0 0 90 10 0 0 0 0 0 0

[/spoil]

Couldn't face the heat, so did what n00000bs do:
MILITIAAAAA
[spoil]

Attacker: New To Speed
Origin: 005 (499|506) K54

Quantity: 0 0 0 10 80 0 0 0 0 0
Losses: 0 0 0 0 80 0 0 0 0 0


Defender: Jobson1984
Destination: 003 (504|498) K45

Quantity: 4 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 300
Losses: 2 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 115

Attacker: New To Speed
Origin: 005 (499|506) K54

Quantity: 0 0 0 10 100 0 0 0 0 0
Losses: 0 0 0 0 85 0 0 0 0 0


Defender: Jobson1984
Destination: 003 (504|498) K45

Quantity: 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 185
Losses: 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 185

[/spoil]

New To Speed today at 14:54
Don't you think this is fun?

Jobson1984 today at 14:55
Yeah i'm having great fun u? i'm losing hardly anything i am just busy farming!

New To Speed today at 14:55
haha, have fun with your halfed resources

To be Fair, To be fair. He did backtime my scouts...

WITH MORE SCOUTS :icon_eek:
[spoil]

Attacker: Jobson1984
Origin: 003 (504|498) K45

Quantity: 0 0 0 117 0 0 0 0 0 0
Losses: 0 0 0 46 0 0 0 0 0 0


Defender: New To Speed
Destination: 005 (499|506) K54

Quantity: 0 0 6 130 0 0 0 1 0 0 0
Losses: 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

[/spoil]

That was his only attack on me :icon_rolleyes:
Further evidence that Jobhead is nothing exceptional

 

[DeletedUser55786]

you ganged him matt :/ gang random people but ganging your 'arch enemy' isnt great. beat him on your own :?

 

[DeletedUser]

you ganged him matt :/ gang random people but ganging your 'arch enemy' isnt great. beat him on your own :?

Exactly ashden what he fails to tell you in his post is this was all after I had wasted most of my troops spanking the other 2 he got to attack me!

Gang banging is the only way he can play!

You have surprised me with your post tho Ashden I am surprised one of his bum chums would speak against him! +1 for that!

 

[DeletedUser]

I feel famous.. LMAO!.. i'm not one for getting into ego competitions, both mat and jobson are good players. Jobson backtimed me with a .951 which i thought was impressive, i militia'd and rebuilt. had fun until i got bored and rambo'd rank one, i had a good round, good start up and overall a good game. i'll probably show my face tomorrow on the cat round.

 

[drluke95]

Oh yeah and impressive 2 sec backtimes on me too jobson.

 

[DeletedUser]

Oh yeah and impressive 2 sec backtimes on me too jobson.

It was less than 2 seconds don't lie and it was enough to kill u off weren't it?

 

[DeletedUser]

you ganged him matt :/ gang random people but ganging your 'arch enemy' isnt great. beat him on your own :?

Have done, on quite a few occasions. Quite a few are listed in this thread.

When Drluke is in my tribe and getting attacked, I lended a hand. If Jobson messaged me ingame "Lets 1v1 matt!" I would have happily obliged. However, Jobson really overstated what had happened, it was more of a like
Luke: "I have a jobson incomming"
Speedy: "Give me returns and I'll backtime"
Me: "I'm closer, I'll just keep him down"

Jobson also lied about "wooping" us, as you can plainly see this was not the case at all :icon_rolleyes:.

It was less than 2 seconds don't lie and it was enough to kill u off weren't it?

He's not lieing, I saw the incomming. Your backtimes really are quite bad.

 

[DeletedUser]

1st of all Matt you have never beaten me and never will so stop lieing...... again......you just aren't good enough to do it alone and deep down u know that thats why u attack me after 2-3 people do every single time!!! I will admit u have killed a couple of my troops a couple of times but Matt as proven in my last win against u a few troops isn't enough to win the round!!

2nd Do you ever tell the truth Matt?? Ur little bum chums had been attacking me for a good 37minutes before I decided to attack them back! So don't give me that crap! Grow up stop being a child and lieing!

My Attacks
[SPOIL]
Jobson1984 (Jobson1984s village) attacks pissing farm upgrades! (500|490) K45 Sep 09,2011 14:38
Jobson1984 (Jobson1984s village) attacks drluke18s village (494|510) K54 Sep 09,2011 14:37
[/SPOIL]

Their Attacks
[SPOIL]
0 S0 SpeeDy (pissing farm upgrades!) attacks Jobson1984s village (504|498) K45 Sep 09,2011 14:38
drluke18 (drluke18s village) attacks Jobson1984s village (504|498) K45 Sep 09,2011 14:36
drluke18 (drluke18s village) attacks Jobson1984s village (504|498) K45 Sep 09,2011 14:36
0 S0 SpeeDy (pissing farm upgrades!) attacks Jobson1984s village (504|498) K45 Sep 09,2011 14:34
drluke18 (drluke18s village) attacks Jobson1984s village (504|498) K45 Sep 09,2011 14:32
drluke18 (drluke18s village) attacks Jobson1984s village (504|498) K45 Sep 09,2011 14:28
drluke18 (drluke18s village) attacks Jobson1984s village (504|498) K45 Sep 09,2011 14:26
drluke18 (drluke18s village) attacks Jobson1984s village (504|498) K45 Sep 09,2011 14:23
0 S0 SpeeDy (0 S0 SpeeDys village) attacks Jobson1984s village (504|498) K45 Sep 09,2011 14:21
drluke18 (drluke18s village) attacks Jobson1984s village (504|498) K45 (new)
drluke18 (drluke18s village) attacks Jobson1984s village (504|498) K45 Sep 09,2011 14:17
drluke18 (drluke18s village) attacks Jobson1984s village (504|498) K45 Sep 09,2011 14:15
drluke18 (drluke18s village) attacks Jobson1984s village (504|498) K45 Sep 09,2011 14:13
drluke18 (drluke18s village) attacks Jobson1984s village (504|498) K45 Sep 09,2011 14:11
drluke18 (drluke18s village) attacks Jobson1984s village (504|498) K45 Sep 09,2011 14:08
0 S0 SpeeDy (0 S0 SpeeDys village) attacks Jobson1984s village (504|498) K45 Sep 09,2011 14:08
drluke18 (drluke18s village) attacks Jobson1984s village (504|498) K45 Sep 09,2011 14:06
drluke18 (drluke18s village) attacks Jobson1984s village (504|498) K45 Sep 09,2011 14:03
0 S0 SpeeDy (0 S0 SpeeDys village) attacks Jobson1984s village (504|498) K45 Sep 09,2011 14:02
drluke18 (drluke18s village) attacks Jobson1984s village (504|498) K45 Sep 09,2011 14:01
[/SPOIL]

3rd If one of my backtimes wiped one of u lot out and one of my backtimes hit in .961 as ur tribemate stated how can they be that bad?? Yes I did do a same speed backtime which was 2 seconds out but same speed is a hell of a lot harder to do than different speed!

Overall u can all see Matt is lieing like 3 times in one mail not that you all expect any different!!!

 

[DeletedUser]

1st of all Matt you have never beaten me and never will so stop lieing...... again......you just aren't good enough to do it alone and deep down u know that thats why u attack me after 2-3 people do every single time!!! I will admit u have killed a couple of my troops a couple of times but Matt as proven in my last win against u a few troops isn't enough to win the round!!

Owned you and won the round :icon_rolleyes:

2nd Do you ever tell the truth Matt?? Ur little bum chums had been attacking me for a good 37minutes before I decided to attack them back! So don't give me that crap! Grow up stop being a child and lieing!

So when you attack a tribe with 3 active players, you think it's just going to be a 1v1? /Facepalm
Luke started over an hour later than you too!

3rd If one of my backtimes wiped one of u lot out and one of my backtimes hit in .961 as ur tribemate stated how can they be that bad?? Yes I did do a same speed backtime which was 2 seconds out but same speed is a hell of a lot harder to do than different speed!

A 1 second backtime really is shit. Wait, you're actually telling me you're proud of that?

 

[DeletedUser]

Owned you and won the round :icon_rolleyes:


So when you attack a tribe with 3 active players, you think it's just going to be a 1v1? /Facepalm
Luke started over an hour later than you too!




A 1 second backtime really is shit. Wait, you're actually telling me you're proud of that?

Right again read the next message i wasn't playing that round dummy!!!

You did not have a tribe when I attacked.... your members were still lieing about not knowing eachother!!!!

Yes a 1 second same speed backtime is Great! You show me someone who can do lc on lc better and I will shake their hand! Find me someone who disagrees(other than you of course)??
This is why I always beat u because you are easily manipulated and can't same speed backtime!! simple as that!!

 

[DeletedUser]

This is why I always beat u because you are easily manipulated and can't same speed backtime!! simple as that!!

I'm easily manipulated? Jobson, please don't use big words if you don't know their meaning :icon_rolleyes:

P.S. you were playing the round you even admitted. :icon_rolleyes:

 

[DeletedUser]

Lol

manipulated :lol: how does Matt get manipulated ?!/!??!!?!??!?