Point War game thingy

DeletedUser111312

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Elves: 37
Orcs: 26
Beastmen: 33
Dwarves: 5

The Dwarves are now finding themselves aligned to the Elven cause and thus bolstered their numbers. The condition is that the dwarves provide all the materials and weapons for the Elven kind and in return they are offered military support and food. The brutal Orcs now feel the might of the elves and the dwarves and lose one of their greatest warriors before their retreat. A good day for the Dwarves, the Beastmen watch.
 

DeletedUser41659

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Elves: 38
Orcs: 27
Beastmen: 34+
Dwarves: 2-

The Beastmen have had enough and start their new diet. Dwarf meat. Tastes like chicken.
 

DeletedUser41659

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Elves: 34
Orcs: 28+
Beastmen: 39
Dwarves: 0-

The Orcs join the feast and the Beastmen, being gentlemen, give the Orcs the last bit of Dwarf. The Orcs thank the Beastmen for their hospitality and comment on how the Beastmen have brightened the Hall of Dwarf Eating and Midget Throwing up since the last time they were there. The Beastmen take the compliment well and even roast the last Dwarf with some rosemary and rubbed sweet basil to show off their culinary skills. The Orcs are impressed and agree, the Dwarf does taste like chicken! Yummy.

Both races wonder what will be on the menu next.

They both look at each other and say the same thing at the same time.

Elf meat!
 

DeletedUser41659

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Elves: 32-
Orcs: 28
Beastmen: 41+

The Beastmen capture one of the Elves and can't wait to try it. Because of the femininity of the Elves they can't distinguish between males and females and because of the bi-sexuality of the Elves even they have difficulty with the task. The Elf they caught is a big one and it is frowned upon to eat the little ones so the Beastmen are pleased with the build of their meal. They agree that their women will eat the little ones and share them with the Orcs. The Orcs are a little disappointed with this decision but in the end decide that a meal is a meal.

They Beastmen decide to roast their Elf with garlic and a little thyme with a dash of lemon as they are trying to watch their figures. It is delicious. They have really outdone themselves this time.

The meat is a bit scarce, but they can't wait for the next one.
 

DeletedUser105452

Guest
Elves: 31-
Orcs: 28
Beastmen: 42+

The Beastmen take another life. It is now that the Elves realize that this is not going to stop.
 

DeletedUser41659

Guest
Elves: 30-
Orcs: 28
Beastmen: 43+

The Elves look for a way to make themselves less tasty. Doesn't work. Elf meat demand grows stronger and the Beastmen hunger for more!
 
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