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DeletedUser41659

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Elves: 28-
Orcs: 28
Beastmen: 45+

Whilst shares in Elf meat continue to skyrocket ...
 

DeletedUser105452

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Elves: 27-
Orcs: 28
Beastmen: 46+

the elves have become even weaker than the orcs.
 

DeletedUser41659

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Elves: 26-
Orcs: 28
Beastmen: 47+

The Beastmen start experimenting with different cooking techniques. They decide that they will cook their latest Elf over hot charcoal in a hole in the ground and cover it over and inadvertently invent the first oven. They contemplate getting a better education to further their development in the academic arena.
 
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DeletedUser106579

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Concerns over the new edition of '20-Minute Meals for the Busy Beastman', inclusive of an entire chapter on 'Orc Smoothies', leads the orcs to wonder what's next on the menu once the elves are done and dusted. Further ponderous thinking ensues.

Beastmen develop elf-intolerance.

Elves breathe a collective sigh of relief....

Elves: 27 +
Orcs: 28
Beastmen: 46 -
 

DeletedUser41659

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Elves: 26 -
Orcs: 29 +
Beastmen: 46

Keen to show the Beastmen that they are more than just the key ingredient of a fantastic smoothie, the Orcs decide to slow cook (at 30 minutes per kilogram, out doing it's 20 minute counterpart) and orange glaze an Elf with all the trimmings and serve it with a vintage red of refined distinction.

The Beastmen are somewhat impressed.

The Orcs wonder if it will be enough to avoid becoming the next delicacy ...
 

DeletedUser41659

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Elves: 24 -
Orcs: 29
Beastmen: 48+

Due to the onslaught of Elf-intolerance the Beastmen decide to help the Orcs out and give them a freshly slaughtered Elf for them to cook. The Beastmen also find God and join the nation of Islam, so the Elf is killed in the traditional Muslim way and the Elf becomes Halal meat.

The Orcs thank the Beastmen and feel safe for the time being.
 

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Have no fear the original Beast King is back (thats me btw) and with him him he brings reinforcements to crush the elves...

Elves: 20-
Orcs: 29
Beastmen: 52+
 

DeletedUser41659

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Elves: 20-
Orcs: 29
Beastmen: 52+

More reinforcements arrive!

The crushing resumes ...
 
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