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Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen... and Colpo! I present to you... Your Roastmaster
Undead Billy Mays: I would like to welcome you to the very first live broadcast in TW History. You might be wondering why we have gathered you all here tonight. At the end of a career or careers here on World 39 we feel its proper that the night be celebrated as a comedic roast. Tonight in the crowd we have some familiar faces to the World 39 scene.
I see off to our left we have the first lady QueenDragon and her wife KingDragon. Nice of you two to join us. When can we expect a Dragon jr? If he comes out looking a little Undead then I swear we were drunk and I thought it was Hybrid in my bed.
Oh there taking up the entire back row there's Jager and Lodda. You guys must stay at the back because its close to the TDE all you can eat buffet eh?.
Areyean is that you on the front row? Your looking a bit skinny... I thought I told you to go get tested... shame... Well we will get to a few more of our guests throughout the evening. I think I can see Rizzla09 but its hard to tell through all the smoke. But I suppose your used to blowing smoke - you were in Nob!! after all!
Undead Billy Mays: Tonight we are celebrating the end. All players must have a beginning and an end. Queen Dragon says that's about 9 seconds for King but whatever keeps her happy. So World 39 this roast is for you!!!
Without further ado our first roaster tonight is a monster who has a bit of fascination with mimes. We had to give him villages just to get up and speak tonight since most of his communication is done with nobles. I remember one of the first times I talked to him I thought he was a dyslexic Harry Potter fan. Please give it up for our first roaster tonight the one and only SOCOH!!!
SOCOH: Thank you Undead. Glad to see you got that house arrest anklet off. By the way I'd exit out the back tonight.... *winks*
Undead invited me here to talk about ~Raid~ tonight and I thought to myself "Who is that!?" so I googled ~Raid~ and it said: "Who is that!?".
So ~Raid~, what can I say about ~Raid~...Oh do you all remember that time that ~Raid~ started that war that they finished all by themselves?...Yeah I don't either.....
When I think of ~Raid~ I think of Godzilla bringing terror and destruction to anything in its path but instead of Godzilla its the gecko from those insurance ads and instead of terror and destruction they have a little mandolin playing bohemian rhapsody and handing out tulips.
Come to think of it, ~Raid~ should have changed their name to "Franks bug spray" and instead of "killing nubs dead" their motto should be "it kinda makes the nubs itch a bit and leaves a nasty rash'.
Ah but Joker! What a guy! You know I don't think I see him here tonight, not surprising as he is so once ugly he stuck his head out a window and got charged with indecent exposure.
In all seriousness you guys have been great neighbours and we've had fun letting LordMejer keep the borders safe. That's all from me! Have a good night W39!
Announcer: That's the end Part one - please join us back here after a brief 15 Minute Break for part 2!
Undead Billy Mays: I would like to welcome you to the very first live broadcast in TW History. You might be wondering why we have gathered you all here tonight. At the end of a career or careers here on World 39 we feel its proper that the night be celebrated as a comedic roast. Tonight in the crowd we have some familiar faces to the World 39 scene.
I see off to our left we have the first lady QueenDragon and her wife KingDragon. Nice of you two to join us. When can we expect a Dragon jr? If he comes out looking a little Undead then I swear we were drunk and I thought it was Hybrid in my bed.
Oh there taking up the entire back row there's Jager and Lodda. You guys must stay at the back because its close to the TDE all you can eat buffet eh?.
Areyean is that you on the front row? Your looking a bit skinny... I thought I told you to go get tested... shame... Well we will get to a few more of our guests throughout the evening. I think I can see Rizzla09 but its hard to tell through all the smoke. But I suppose your used to blowing smoke - you were in Nob!! after all!
Undead Billy Mays: Tonight we are celebrating the end. All players must have a beginning and an end. Queen Dragon says that's about 9 seconds for King but whatever keeps her happy. So World 39 this roast is for you!!!
Without further ado our first roaster tonight is a monster who has a bit of fascination with mimes. We had to give him villages just to get up and speak tonight since most of his communication is done with nobles. I remember one of the first times I talked to him I thought he was a dyslexic Harry Potter fan. Please give it up for our first roaster tonight the one and only SOCOH!!!
SOCOH: Thank you Undead. Glad to see you got that house arrest anklet off. By the way I'd exit out the back tonight.... *winks*
Undead invited me here to talk about ~Raid~ tonight and I thought to myself "Who is that!?" so I googled ~Raid~ and it said: "Who is that!?".
So ~Raid~, what can I say about ~Raid~...Oh do you all remember that time that ~Raid~ started that war that they finished all by themselves?...Yeah I don't either.....
When I think of ~Raid~ I think of Godzilla bringing terror and destruction to anything in its path but instead of Godzilla its the gecko from those insurance ads and instead of terror and destruction they have a little mandolin playing bohemian rhapsody and handing out tulips.
Come to think of it, ~Raid~ should have changed their name to "Franks bug spray" and instead of "killing nubs dead" their motto should be "it kinda makes the nubs itch a bit and leaves a nasty rash'.
Ah but Joker! What a guy! You know I don't think I see him here tonight, not surprising as he is so once ugly he stuck his head out a window and got charged with indecent exposure.
In all seriousness you guys have been great neighbours and we've had fun letting LordMejer keep the borders safe. That's all from me! Have a good night W39!
Announcer: That's the end Part one - please join us back here after a brief 15 Minute Break for part 2!
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