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It's almost 3 hours past the midnight ST and there is nothing much to do with my villa but to keep filling the queues and wait till the break is over and get farming hard and hammer some more noobs around...
And all of a sudden i have something in my inbox
Another lame circular with new guidelines from the tribe leadership?
some tribe fella requiring a night sitter?
some noob talking trash again?
but no
its a surprise
The Subject reads
A war has been Declared
hmmmmm really?
rub me eyes incase im gone insane
but no
its noobs
and noobs with what they do best
Now
1) I have a big laugh
2) head to the tribe forums and laugh even more and get others laughin
3) Time to get serious
They did that?
what were they thinkin?
Is it noobish or is a perfect plan?
maybe they want to use the breaks in their favor and believe they could hammer us quickly right after the break is over and able to hide as the second break starts soon after?
maybe they didn't notice the break had started?
maybe we would be too busy with the christmas?
maybe they think they scared us with the noobish declaration?
but what the hell were they thinking?
santa coming to help them when our cats start rolling after the break?
or we are going to simply ignore and have forgotten it by the time the break is over?
But they thought wrong
and we are bad bad evil people with no Real lives
so...
we drew plans
we filled our queues with cats
and we waited
waited till the break is over
and when the clock hit 000 hours
our cats started rolling
and after a few days
they were safely cleaned, demolished and buried to a point of no recovery
and our men were busy taking turns .............farming...
But mother nature had other plans and happy farming wasn't to come
our hands were to still get dirtier
way more dirtier
We were busy demolishing ~E~K~ villas ...
...and another tribe with reasons of their own
started picking on us
And it soon became apparent that they had evil intentions when the incomings became concentrated and coordinated strikes on our players
like one wasn't enough?
But its said that you better finish one thing before starting another
so we accelerated our demolishing process and finished up the last of the ~E~K~ and when their leader fell and his villa turned dust
we were ready to face the new enemy
oh but they were being sneaky you see...
no formal declaration yet...
But then
another break is about to start
We are done with one enemy and are planning on dealing with the other in due time
But the inbox shows activity
Two War declarations
shuuuuuuuu......
Finally the sneaky business is over and the ultimate mass recruiting folks with their academy have declared
Funny again the time chosen is very close to the break
But we were not the ones to sit and let them enjoy the breaks and the new year
our dirty evil minds didn't allow for it
and by now we had turned blood thirsty
the real fun will follow after the breaks
but they will consider a 100 times before saying the word War, ever again
Fun apart tho
fighting these noobish tribes have provided us with some good farms and allowed our cats a lot more demolishing runs than we would have ever got without em
Our troop numbers have doubled and our cat numbers have tripled and although nobles are not too far but i think we have shown that nobles is not all that is required to do the nobling
and sorry if its not funny enough for you war thread lovin freaks out there
i am low on time and these noobs aren't worth posting any good stuff about
And all of a sudden i have something in my inbox
Another lame circular with new guidelines from the tribe leadership?
some tribe fella requiring a night sitter?
some noob talking trash again?
but no
its a surprise
The Subject reads
A war has been Declared
hmmmmm really?
rub me eyes incase im gone insane
but no
its noobs
and noobs with what they do best
Now
1) I have a big laugh
2) head to the tribe forums and laugh even more and get others laughin
3) Time to get serious
They did that?
what were they thinkin?
Is it noobish or is a perfect plan?
maybe they want to use the breaks in their favor and believe they could hammer us quickly right after the break is over and able to hide as the second break starts soon after?
maybe they didn't notice the break had started?
maybe we would be too busy with the christmas?
maybe they think they scared us with the noobish declaration?
but what the hell were they thinking?
santa coming to help them when our cats start rolling after the break?
or we are going to simply ignore and have forgotten it by the time the break is over?
But they thought wrong
and we are bad bad evil people with no Real lives
so...
we drew plans
we filled our queues with cats
and we waited
waited till the break is over
and when the clock hit 000 hours
our cats started rolling
and after a few days
they were safely cleaned, demolished and buried to a point of no recovery
and our men were busy taking turns .............farming...
But mother nature had other plans and happy farming wasn't to come
our hands were to still get dirtier
way more dirtier
We were busy demolishing ~E~K~ villas ...
...and another tribe with reasons of their own
started picking on us
And it soon became apparent that they had evil intentions when the incomings became concentrated and coordinated strikes on our players
like one wasn't enough?
But its said that you better finish one thing before starting another
so we accelerated our demolishing process and finished up the last of the ~E~K~ and when their leader fell and his villa turned dust
we were ready to face the new enemy
oh but they were being sneaky you see...
no formal declaration yet...
But then
another break is about to start
We are done with one enemy and are planning on dealing with the other in due time
But the inbox shows activity
Two War declarations
shuuuuuuuu......
Finally the sneaky business is over and the ultimate mass recruiting folks with their academy have declared
Funny again the time chosen is very close to the break
But we were not the ones to sit and let them enjoy the breaks and the new year
our dirty evil minds didn't allow for it
and by now we had turned blood thirsty
the real fun will follow after the breaks
but they will consider a 100 times before saying the word War, ever again
Fun apart tho
fighting these noobish tribes have provided us with some good farms and allowed our cats a lot more demolishing runs than we would have ever got without em
Our troop numbers have doubled and our cat numbers have tripled and although nobles are not too far but i think we have shown that nobles is not all that is required to do the nobling
and sorry if its not funny enough for you war thread lovin freaks out there
i am low on time and these noobs aren't worth posting any good stuff about
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