RAIN Reality TV

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The most original film to hit theaters this summer!

RAIN:axemen: -vs- D.M:spear:
Reality TV
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In a recent interview with RAIN they commented briefly on how the script for this new block buster came to be:

"We are going to step outside the box a bit here from most declarations you have seen on this world. We are not going to call D.M noobs, or complain about something as a reason for war. In fact if the truth be known, D.M are pretty cool. Why would RAIN declare war on a cool tribe? Well I'll give a few reasons since everyone is so curious.

1 - We are bored and D.M is there. D.M might be bored and we are here. It seems to make sense.

2 - Our territories in some regions are just too intermixed and it's a liability to both sides so needs to be fixed. Border deals are boring, and war is fun. Word on the street is that D.M is a good tribe and have home field advantage so it should make for a fun war this time.(we hope)

3 - Everyone else is at war so why not us too? Let's make this a world war because it's about time!

4 - Upon further examination we see that D.M's long name, Dovedale Massive, contains the word DOVE. We don't have anything against doves but did plan on using that as our village names for the war on barbs. Now that it is taken we just can't put up with this kind of treachery!

5 - D.M has always been publicly anti-family and so are we!
(the above point is for flaming fuel, please use at your discretion)

6 - What kind of name is Kingdesofmuff? That guy is obviously hiding more than icing up his sleeve and we want to know what it tastes like.

7 - D.M is pink on the dominance maps and we are green. If you mix those colors together you get brown. Need we say more?

8 - As much as we tried to hide it over the past year, our nukes are actually really romantically attracted to their spears. It's a bit of an embarrassing situation that we have had to hide. Now that we have just come out and said it we feel so much relief and even laugh over the situation a little when no one is looking.

9 - They are only ranked a little higher than us in ODD so we figure the least we can do is give them a better lead.

10 - Our spears are bored because our nukes won't look at them, all they talk about is "D.M Spears" so if they want them they can have them!!!"


So why make this a Block Buster Event?
This is what sources from EVO/IKILL had to say about it...

"I guess things are just too boring right now and a world war is what is needed to spice things up. As we have stated MANY times, we are not allies with D.M so considering we are already having fun with SEXY this should make for a nice sideline show. D.M is a tribe that should put up a very good fight so RAIN's decision to turn this into a new reality TV show was a for drawn conclusion and to be quite honest, it's exciting." - Absoman



Although some sources say the story board may not have been so simple and should add to the creativity of this summers event...

Source #1

Kingdesofmuff says: Evo are merging into my guys.
[18/05/2010 11:28:46] Anonymous says: Who? Sexy F.?
[18/05/2010 11:28:46] Kingdesofmuff says: Wrongggggg
[18/05/2010 11:28:52] Kingdesofmuff says: ROFL no.
[18/05/2010 11:28:56] Anonymous says: iKill? :D
[18/05/2010 11:29:01] Kingdesofmuff says: ;(
[18/05/2010 11:29:05] Anonymous says: Idk.
[18/05/2010 11:29:07] Kingdesofmuff says: D.M
[18/05/2010 11:29:15] Kingdesofmuff says: bestest tribe in w34
[18/05/2010 11:29:16] Anonymous says: Not the other way round?
[18/05/2010 11:29:24] Kingdesofmuff says: YES!
[18/05/2010 11:29:36] Kingdesofmuff says: i own yo
[18/05/2010 11:29:37] Anonymous says: LOLwutttttt?
[18/05/2010 11:30:02] Anonymous says: All of them?
[18/05/2010 11:30:09] Kingdesofmuff says: no
[18/05/2010 11:30:14] Kingdesofmuff says: like 5 of them
[18/05/2010 11:30:19] Anonymous says: IkIll taking them too?
[18/05/2010 11:30:36] Kingdesofmuff says: no ikill are putting 5 in evo
[18/05/2010 11:30:48] Anonymous says: ???
[18/05/2010 11:31:29] Kingdesofmuff says: its gonna be north vs South
[18/05/2010 11:31:53] Anonymous says: getting round the outside member support by moving members.
[18/05/2010 11:31:55] Kingdesofmuff says: north are gonna win :D
[18/05/2010 11:32:03] Anonymous says: That's what the family tribes do ;)
[18/05/2010 12:13:21] Anonymous says: So you're taking the K33/43 members of EVO?
[18/05/2010 12:13:27] Anonymous says: Is that what you're doing? :p
[18/05/2010 12:13:28] Kingdesofmuff says: Aye
[18/05/2010 12:13:37] Anonymous says: So, the location support thing?
[18/05/2010 12:13:58] Anonymous says: That works


Source #2
[4/25/2010 7:06:46 PM] Kingdesofmuff - w11/mauser (flag:mk) - w34: i DONT want you to join rain ;)
[4/25/2010 7:07:00 PM] Anonymous says: you're warring them? :D
[4/25/2010 7:07:06 PM] Kingdesofmuff - w11/mauser (flag:mk) - w34: no . . .
[4/25/2010 7:07:10 PM] Anonymous says: why not then
[4/25/2010 7:07:22 PM] Kingdesofmuff - w11/mauser (flag:mk) - w34: cuz i might like to war them :p
[4/25/2010 7:07:36 PM] Kingdesofmuff - w11/mauser (flag:mk) - w34: mind you i cud recruit you then
[4/25/2010 7:09:07 PM] Anonymous says:I want to join RAIN tbh
[4/25/2010 7:09:33 PM] Kingdesofmuff: i mean i cud recruit you after we destroy rain
[4/25/2010 7:09:46 PM] Anonymous says: lol
[4/25/2010 7:10:12 PM] Kingdesofmuff: ;)
[4/25/2010 7:12:27 PM] Anonymous says: lets see
[4/25/2010 7:14:28 PM] Kingdesofmuff: well i need players :p
[4/25/2010 7:14:33 PM] Kingdesofmuff: keep an eye for me yeah
[4/25/2010 7:14:54 PM] Anonymous says: you're D.M leader? :^)
[4/25/2010 7:15:08 PM] Kingdesofmuff: maybe i am
[4/25/2010 7:15:14 PM] Kingdesofmuff: maybe i am not


When speaking with RAIN leadership in regards to these alleged forwarded allogations this is what they had to say about it...

"We can not confirm or deny the validity of these forwarded conversations although they do seem to make sense considering the position of D.M on broadway. Why EVO would be involved in that is a mystery but in our conversations with them they have denied their involvement. These mails were only taken in minor consideration for this upcoming war and our 10 true reasons for this war stand. D.M is an uber cool tribe and we wish to clash swords in this summers newest reality TV show, RAIN -VS- D.M Reality TV."


Well there you have it. This much anticipated series is set to air this June.
Sit back and enjoy the show!
 
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DeletedUser

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BufusMcGee today at 03:34
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THE WAR WITH D.M BEGINS TODAY, FRIDAY JUNE 25th, AT 21:00 SERVER TIME!
 

DeletedUser

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No. Someone in Rain doesn't like the idea of war. Gave D.M a tip-off.

That frontlines been stacked for a long time, and the "EVO moves to D.M" idea got thrown out.
Like I said to lesss in another thread, unless Mauser/Irish work out how to magically expand the 20-member-limit, it isn't going to work.
 

DeletedUser

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Nice dec, but im going to root for D.M on this one. Also, Evo(to my knowledge) never made any such agreement to merge its K33/43 players into D.M at any time :)

P.S. I feel honored to be in this dec, but could have given me a short interview to get my real words on the matter :icon_sad: . Was good though :icon_razz:
 

DeletedUser

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We were told that you knew this was coming which is why I'm so shocked you declared on xKAOSx. Anyways, my respect to cruxstellata, you are a good talker but you just came into your position at the worst time and I was not expecting your mails. Events put in motion were to late to be stopped. Good luck D.M, this should be a fun war both sides.
 

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Absoman said:
Nice dec, but im going to root for D.M on this one. Also, Evo(to my knowledge) never made any such agreement to merge its K33/43 players into D.M at any time :)

P.S. I feel honored to be in this dec, but could have given me a short interview to get my real words on the matter :icon_sad: . Was good though :icon_razz:
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When I get a free moment maybe I'll sit you down for an interview then.. :icon_razz:
 

DeletedUser

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Just something I wanna ask.

AbsentSoul said:
3 - Everyone else is at war so why not us too? Let's make this a world war because it's about time!
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A world war?
Normally a world war has two distinct sides, or a free-for-all, or some mix.

For example.
EVO/iKill/D.M vs. Sexy F. vs. Rain F would be a world war.
As would RAIN F./Sexy F. vs. EVO/iKill vs. D.M

But we don't have that

We merely have
EVO/iKill vs. Sexy F.
D.M vs. Rain F.


Or are you planning some other war against a top tribe as well? To mix things up? :icon_wink:
 

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cruxstellata said:
Just something I wanna ask.

We merely have
EVO/iKill vs. Sexy F.
D.M vs. Rain F.


This is what I am seeing here.

Now from my last observation, you are not in any of these tribes involved, correct?

So now my question might be....what are your intentions here?



I will have to say "GOOD LUCK to RAIN FAMILY HERE"
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DeletedUser

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610 incoming from RAIN Family says I'm involved in this war.
 

DeletedUser

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D.M had a conflict with kota, then they declared on kaos F while at the same time nobling their inactive players, and now this? wow;p and D.m is now what? 15 active players?;p Good luck to both sides anw, i'm rooting for D.M however;p
 

DeletedUser

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Damn it guys, couldn't you wait till AFTER the World Cup? Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez. You must all be yankees :'(

Oh well, should be fun.
 

DeletedUser

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lets just say I've picked my favorites;p I just hope D.M's nukes contain Jedi or something cause the numbers are against you;)
 
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