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So check it.
I'm kind of a newbie to the world 37 community, Muddshuvel gave me an account so he can 'get off' on my 1337 abilities.
Anyways, this thread is not about myself, it is about a group of dyslexic orphans that want to lash out at the rest of the world.
We at SCUM consider ourselves to be cleansers of world 37. We cleanse the world of the stench of noob that has plagued the premises since the world had opened. Ever since our... well I wouldn't call it a war, assault/massacre/nopantsparty of Blitz!, the air seemed to be cleansed of that foul stench of noob, but lately our noses have been a little irked by something unmistakeably foul.
We at SCUM like our clean and aromatic air that we preserve in our villages. Qawsedzxc123321's perfume, which is just utterly orgasmic, mixed with a bit of Lysol that we spread after Ewerks had diarrhea last month, combines to make a distinct and therapeutic smell. This stench has been impeding on our nostrils, and everyone knows that fish and flowers just don't mix well.
SO WE PLAN TO DECLARE WAR ON THIS FOUL STENCH!
After intense research and investigation.. the stench had been growing from a few groups, a few "organizations", if you will, that are not so far from the home of SCUM. We plan to bring justice to these smelly patrons, because we don't want our land value to decrease, especially in this economic slump! With our expertise and skill in the mutiny and eradication of smelly smells and noobie noobs, we have further broken down which stenches are coming from each terrorist smell organization.
We have come to the conclusion that..
FAD: Fighters and Defenders
Problem: Smell of old gym socks and general failure at life.
Solution: Clean their socks, and eliminate them since they have no use in this world.
NERD: Noble Everyone by Royal Decree
Problem: Their females smell of syphilis, their men of gonorrhea, and their children of malnourished diapers.
Solution: We will not pillage their females as we usually do.. we will just take them captive and use them for general maintenance of our villages and the farming, of course. We will escort their men far away.. where broken tribal wars dreams find their home.. AKA, El rimo de mundo. Lastly, we will provide the children with fresh diapers, and further use them for scientific and research purposes.
AND Finally...
Rally
Problem: We do not have much against Rally, other than the EXTREME B.O. radiating off of DandamanAUS.. (You know Australians don't wash regularly, plus showering would take too much time away from TW. Dan can't be having that now can he?)
Solution: We will scrub Dan ferociously until his pores are crystal clear.. and maybe noble his villages in the process for a kicker. Yeah we'll do that too (I thought of that all by myself.. /pride). We will also provide him with some of qawsedzxc123321's perfume (Just saying qawsedzxc123321 gets my giddy, WOO!). Since I believe that is what floats his boat.
With that being said. We SCUM, your friendly neighborhood flamboyant hoodwinks have OFICIALLY (yes it is official, OMG right? I didn't think it would be, but it is, OMGOODNESS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! /glee.)....
DECLARE WAR ON THESE FEROCIOUS STENCHES THAT CALL THEMSELVES TRIBAL WARS PLAYERS! Well, if they call themselves that, I'm not sure if a few of them know what Tribal Wars is exactly, but we'll show them!
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Game Over.
Oh and Blitz, in response to your request:
We're still going to noble you, no worries! Your villages are still better left in our hands.
pRo approves this message.
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So check it.
I'm kind of a newbie to the world 37 community, Muddshuvel gave me an account so he can 'get off' on my 1337 abilities.
Anyways, this thread is not about myself, it is about a group of dyslexic orphans that want to lash out at the rest of the world.
We at SCUM consider ourselves to be cleansers of world 37. We cleanse the world of the stench of noob that has plagued the premises since the world had opened. Ever since our... well I wouldn't call it a war, assault/massacre/nopantsparty of Blitz!, the air seemed to be cleansed of that foul stench of noob, but lately our noses have been a little irked by something unmistakeably foul.
We at SCUM like our clean and aromatic air that we preserve in our villages. Qawsedzxc123321's perfume, which is just utterly orgasmic, mixed with a bit of Lysol that we spread after Ewerks had diarrhea last month, combines to make a distinct and therapeutic smell. This stench has been impeding on our nostrils, and everyone knows that fish and flowers just don't mix well.
SO WE PLAN TO DECLARE WAR ON THIS FOUL STENCH!
After intense research and investigation.. the stench had been growing from a few groups, a few "organizations", if you will, that are not so far from the home of SCUM. We plan to bring justice to these smelly patrons, because we don't want our land value to decrease, especially in this economic slump! With our expertise and skill in the mutiny and eradication of smelly smells and noobie noobs, we have further broken down which stenches are coming from each terrorist smell organization.
We have come to the conclusion that..
FAD: Fighters and Defenders
Problem: Smell of old gym socks and general failure at life.
Solution: Clean their socks, and eliminate them since they have no use in this world.
NERD: Noble Everyone by Royal Decree
Problem: Their females smell of syphilis, their men of gonorrhea, and their children of malnourished diapers.
Solution: We will not pillage their females as we usually do.. we will just take them captive and use them for general maintenance of our villages and the farming, of course. We will escort their men far away.. where broken tribal wars dreams find their home.. AKA, El rimo de mundo. Lastly, we will provide the children with fresh diapers, and further use them for scientific and research purposes.
AND Finally...
Rally
Problem: We do not have much against Rally, other than the EXTREME B.O. radiating off of DandamanAUS.. (You know Australians don't wash regularly, plus showering would take too much time away from TW. Dan can't be having that now can he?)
Solution: We will scrub Dan ferociously until his pores are crystal clear.. and maybe noble his villages in the process for a kicker. Yeah we'll do that too (I thought of that all by myself.. /pride). We will also provide him with some of qawsedzxc123321's perfume (Just saying qawsedzxc123321 gets my giddy, WOO!). Since I believe that is what floats his boat.
With that being said. We SCUM, your friendly neighborhood flamboyant hoodwinks have OFICIALLY (yes it is official, OMG right? I didn't think it would be, but it is, OMGOODNESS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! /glee.)....
DECLARE WAR ON THESE FEROCIOUS STENCHES THAT CALL THEMSELVES TRIBAL WARS PLAYERS! Well, if they call themselves that, I'm not sure if a few of them know what Tribal Wars is exactly, but we'll show them!
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Game Over.
Oh and Blitz, in response to your request:
We're still going to noble you, no worries! Your villages are still better left in our hands.
pRo approves this message.
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