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Ladies and Gentlemen of W57,
Pardon the possibly corny poetry to come. It has been a while since I did any PnP. About a year in fact. Now once again, I have been tasked by my deceptively innocent looking co-player Ben to put together an even-more-suicidal war declaration which is a few days overdue (it was supposed to come up before our attacks). Before we go into the slightly-more-serious bits, lets lighten the mood with poems and pictures!
Drunk and wasted on the floor
Lay the agitated four.
Bottles of rum numbered fourscore
Was not enough, they needed more.
A warning before you draw near;
You would not find a group more queer!
In their pursuit of rum and beer
The diverse four would know no fear.
One cheerful lad so full of heart,
The other mad, stone cold and hard.
A zebra who loves rocks in art,
And the parrot they blamed for farts.
Razing tribes, they find no bar
Til none were left with whom to spar
Though they wander near and far.
Then, found at last, the sweet nectar!
Now on to the more serious bit. Although you have no reason to take a solo tribe's war declaration seriously, this world seems pretty lacking in decent PnPs (or good wars at all). This may well be worth reading after all!
A long way back, back when we first started on this world, we joined a tribe named Asha, namely because we were tempted by the prospects of a limitless supply of alcohol.
Mail thread.
Note: We mean no offence to Jesus, Jews, Christians, Hindus, Any of the thousands of Hindu gods, cattle, cults who believe the Messiah will be born to a virgin forced to copulate with a tree, mentally handicapped people and anyone else I have failed to mention.
This tribe was pretty much a trainwreck and was at a war with another larger trainwreck of a tribe (Toxic?). The larger trainwreck somehow failed to completely obliterate Asha and guess who recruited them?
Vodka!
After feeling hurt and betrayed by the lack of alcohol, we left Asha and declared war. The tribe somehow crumbled with the blink of an eye and split up into various different tribes. Bonus! and Pro10 formed from the ashes, a large number ran to join [DAWN] and guess who recruited the large members (then somewhere on the externals saying they now owned K37)?
Vodka!
We then declared war on Bonus! and Pro10, hoping they would give us a fight. No such luck. While we were busy taking on several players at once, guess who decided to come in and try to cap a village off us with a 2-minute train?
01:22:36
01:23:34
01:24:10
01:24:30
Vodka!
As we suddenly grew larger than most other players in northern K37, we decided to let targets grow. More specifically, a certain player in [DAWN] who had been given all the internal nobles by nature of being larger than everybody else in the tribe (Still 1/4 of our size at that time). As we polarized the tribe, guess who picked off our juicy, juicy target of 80k points?
Vodka!
With a mild annoyance now, we responded to Truth's request for help. We had tipped this tribe to best Vodka but apparently there were only a few good players and we were a bit disappointed when the leader revealed they attempted to negotiate a ceasefire with Vodka. Regardless, we sniped trains with a 100% success rate for them:
Splat
Splat x 2 (not sure why 2 trains were sent here)
Splat
...but Truth still fell because their more "cautious" large members were intimidated and recruited by none other than...
Vodka!
Which leads us to our hypothesis that Vodka! is the classic tribe (which I dare say 90% of the tribes are) that climbs up rankings by a cycle of recruitment and intimidation of large players (which is easy when you have the size).
Will 3 players (4 if you count theimaginary parrot) on one account be able to win? Of course not!
Will Vodka! be able to swiftly rim us and give us the fight we spent the last weeks looking for? I hope so!
If Vodka! fail to pull a good ops and allow us to do a bunch of damage to them, will we humiliate them on PnP? Definitely!
Now our first barrage of attacks landed on Vodka! at 21:00 ST on 22nd September. Specifically on wjones, who has improved massively and sent a 800ms train in retaliation - which is in fact more than a hundred times better than his first train!
Here are the results:
Our nobles
wjones response:
Splat (02:44:31)
Splat (02:44:31)
Splat (02:44:32)
Splat (02:44:32)
DefenseForces and mssnight sent 11 scout attacks. We splattered a few completely and the rest we dodged or moved in troops what we wanted them to see.
5 noble trains sent, 4 vills taken. Only 1.5 nukes lost. Not a bad start I'll say! The 2nd wave of attacks has been sent and we are still waiting for some real retaliation.
As the games continue (until we get rimmed or leave this world), we might as well have a scoreboard (which will be updated if we... bother)
Confirmed troops eliminated since 22/09/2011 (By offense, defense or ennoblement of village):
Spears : 22,119
Swords : 10,842
Axes : 74,367
Scouts : 6,239
LC : 33,538
HC : 5,554
Rams : 3,244
Cats : 624
Nobles : 19
Paladin: 1
Building levels demolished (not counting walls):
N.A
Villages:
Taken : 7
Lost : 0
Recapped off Silly: 1
With that said, let us all have some fun and enjoy a nice good fight which doesn't involve recruitment! I hope the flaming isn't too bad, we can pretty much find flaws with 90% of the tribes and you can simply prove our hypothesis wrong by dealing a quick decisive blow to us and we will gladly accept that our hypothesis was wrong.
Let the games begin!
Ben, Rep, Paul and Jimmy.
Agitated Adolescents
Silly
P.S: To all the people who may start bashing us for wasting your time reading this declaration - we are sorry but we just have to try to stir up the hornet's nest, apparently simply attacking isn't enough!
Pardon the possibly corny poetry to come. It has been a while since I did any PnP. About a year in fact. Now once again, I have been tasked by my deceptively innocent looking co-player Ben to put together an even-more-suicidal war declaration which is a few days overdue (it was supposed to come up before our attacks). Before we go into the slightly-more-serious bits, lets lighten the mood with poems and pictures!
Drunk and wasted on the floor
Lay the agitated four.
Bottles of rum numbered fourscore
Was not enough, they needed more.
A warning before you draw near;
You would not find a group more queer!
In their pursuit of rum and beer
The diverse four would know no fear.
One cheerful lad so full of heart,
The other mad, stone cold and hard.
A zebra who loves rocks in art,
And the parrot they blamed for farts.
Razing tribes, they find no bar
Til none were left with whom to spar
Though they wander near and far.
Then, found at last, the sweet nectar!
Now on to the more serious bit. Although you have no reason to take a solo tribe's war declaration seriously, this world seems pretty lacking in decent PnPs (or good wars at all). This may well be worth reading after all!
A long way back, back when we first started on this world, we joined a tribe named Asha, namely because we were tempted by the prospects of a limitless supply of alcohol.
Mail thread.
Note: We mean no offence to Jesus, Jews, Christians, Hindus, Any of the thousands of Hindu gods, cattle, cults who believe the Messiah will be born to a virgin forced to copulate with a tree, mentally handicapped people and anyone else I have failed to mention.
This tribe was pretty much a trainwreck and was at a war with another larger trainwreck of a tribe (Toxic?). The larger trainwreck somehow failed to completely obliterate Asha and guess who recruited them?
Vodka!
After feeling hurt and betrayed by the lack of alcohol, we left Asha and declared war. The tribe somehow crumbled with the blink of an eye and split up into various different tribes. Bonus! and Pro10 formed from the ashes, a large number ran to join [DAWN] and guess who recruited the large members (then somewhere on the externals saying they now owned K37)?
Vodka!
We then declared war on Bonus! and Pro10, hoping they would give us a fight. No such luck. While we were busy taking on several players at once, guess who decided to come in and try to cap a village off us with a 2-minute train?
01:22:36
01:23:34
01:24:10
01:24:30
Vodka!
As we suddenly grew larger than most other players in northern K37, we decided to let targets grow. More specifically, a certain player in [DAWN] who had been given all the internal nobles by nature of being larger than everybody else in the tribe (Still 1/4 of our size at that time). As we polarized the tribe, guess who picked off our juicy, juicy target of 80k points?
Vodka!
With a mild annoyance now, we responded to Truth's request for help. We had tipped this tribe to best Vodka but apparently there were only a few good players and we were a bit disappointed when the leader revealed they attempted to negotiate a ceasefire with Vodka. Regardless, we sniped trains with a 100% success rate for them:
Splat
Splat x 2 (not sure why 2 trains were sent here)
Splat
...but Truth still fell because their more "cautious" large members were intimidated and recruited by none other than...
Vodka!
Which leads us to our hypothesis that Vodka! is the classic tribe (which I dare say 90% of the tribes are) that climbs up rankings by a cycle of recruitment and intimidation of large players (which is easy when you have the size).
Will 3 players (4 if you count the
Will Vodka! be able to swiftly rim us and give us the fight we spent the last weeks looking for? I hope so!
If Vodka! fail to pull a good ops and allow us to do a bunch of damage to them, will we humiliate them on PnP? Definitely!
Now our first barrage of attacks landed on Vodka! at 21:00 ST on 22nd September. Specifically on wjones, who has improved massively and sent a 800ms train in retaliation - which is in fact more than a hundred times better than his first train!
Here are the results:
Our nobles
wjones response:
Splat (02:44:31)
Splat (02:44:31)
Splat (02:44:32)
Splat (02:44:32)
DefenseForces and mssnight sent 11 scout attacks. We splattered a few completely and the rest we dodged or moved in troops what we wanted them to see.
5 noble trains sent, 4 vills taken. Only 1.5 nukes lost. Not a bad start I'll say! The 2nd wave of attacks has been sent and we are still waiting for some real retaliation.
As the games continue (until we get rimmed or leave this world), we might as well have a scoreboard (which will be updated if we... bother)
Confirmed troops eliminated since 22/09/2011 (By offense, defense or ennoblement of village):
Spears : 22,119
Swords : 10,842
Axes : 74,367
Scouts : 6,239
LC : 33,538
HC : 5,554
Rams : 3,244
Cats : 624
Nobles : 19
Paladin: 1
Building levels demolished (not counting walls):
N.A
Villages:
Taken : 7
Lost : 0
Recapped off Silly: 1
With that said, let us all have some fun and enjoy a nice good fight which doesn't involve recruitment! I hope the flaming isn't too bad, we can pretty much find flaws with 90% of the tribes and you can simply prove our hypothesis wrong by dealing a quick decisive blow to us and we will gladly accept that our hypothesis was wrong.
Let the games begin!
Ben, Rep, Paul and Jimmy.
Agitated Adolescents
Silly
P.S: To all the people who may start bashing us for wasting your time reading this declaration - we are sorry but we just have to try to stir up the hornet's nest, apparently simply attacking isn't enough!
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