Funny In-Game Messages

[DeletedUser]

Lol, very cooperative. Had a nice conversation after he restarted


TnTyson on 06.08. at 14:07
Point taken lol.

Pride888 on 06.08. at 13:25
Hahaha! You are obviously a newbie on tribalwars No worries, but I guess you will find it the hard way and learn that restarting as early as possible is the best option. I will demolish your building soon, it is good for points. You upgrade your villages, and I demolish and get flags

TnTyson on 06.08. at 13:21
b- I don't know how to.


Just found it, but NO I will continue!!!

TnTyson on 06.08. at 13:19
2 reasons...
1- It's a royal pain in the arse.
b- I don't know how to.
iii- It's good to have a bit of a challenge.




Pride888 on 06.08. at 13:00
surely there is. Do not worry, you are not my main farm, but I pretty much farm in my 15x15. I have to keep clearing players too, I need my personal space


I have a question though, why dont you restart? If you know that you would not survive in this area ?

 

[ALessonInPointWhoring]

Just how bad was he to restart for you?

I mean you started day 1 and there's people that start a week later bigger than you. (think)

 

[DeletedUser]

No Idea :O It would be better for both of us, I mean who would want a farm that is 1 hr away from lc who calls militia

Are you referring to me? Well I didn't start at day 1.. and I try to keep my points not that high if possible (thinking) -(if points is how you measure how big a player is since you are saying others are bigger than me)

 

[ALessonInPointWhoring]

Are you referring to me? Well I didn't start at day 1

Yes, yes you did.

http://www.twstats.com/en64/index.php?page=player&id=9600770

Join date: 23rd July 2012

http://www.twstats.com/en64/index.php?page=player&id=9600770&mode=history

Quite clear you didn't restart either.

And clearly based on your profile:

Personal text
Server time: 5:01:11 24/07/2012 (14.036.|26 P)
Server time: 7:03:03 24/07/2012 (5.142.|110 P)
Server time: 13:47:36 25/07/2012 (3.172.|177 P)
Server time: 16:12:28 27/07/2012 (2.525.|277 P)
Server time: 5:30:38 30/07/2012 (1.948.|415 P)
Server time: 17:08:37 30/07/2012 (777.|510 P)
Server time: 10:58:08 01/08/2012 (519.|696 P)

You try to stay low ranked, that's why you chronicled your rank increases, until, well, it stopped increasing.

 

[DeletedUser]

Oh, I guess it was still day 1 in server time, but later than official start time

I want to monitor my growth via rank increase. I do the same ranking for ODA as well. I log my increase only everytime I surpass my best rank. I just do it, for monitoring. It stopped because I had to make new farms near me, and in turn ODA increased. Its going back slowly tho

 

[DeletedUser]

Oh, I guess it was still day 1 in server time, but later than official start time

I want to monitor my growth via rank increase. I do the same ranking for ODA as well. I log my increase only everytime I surpass my best rank. I just do it, for monitoring. It stopped because I had to make new farms near me, and in turn ODA increased. Its going back slowly tho

Frankly, you're obviously bad at it.

 

[DeletedUser]

Please do not spam this thread.

 

[DeletedUser]

Ahhh the pecking order of Tribalwars, summed up in 7 posts. ^^^

:icon_biggrin:

 

[DeletedUser]

Please do not spam this thread.

Oh hey u6. You now Mod here instead of W55? Good to se you

Anyway, this is one of the more, Challenging mails i have had..

nearu Aug 08,2012 15:16
You have 1 space left. Me join you tribe?

lykaon78 Aug 08,2012 15:28
Why do you want to join?
What skills can you bring to the tribe?
What is wrong with your current tribe?

nearu Aug 08,2012 16:07
hi , i want strongest tribe with team work and now im playing in w19

nearu Aug 08,2012 17:56
why u afraid inviting me ? im not spy

lykaon78 Aug 08,2012 18:34
You will not receive an invite.

You cannot even answer a simple few questions.

nearu Aug 08,2012 19:16
i told you all you asked . what do you want to know ??

lykaon78 Aug 08,2012 20:45
The answer to my questions.

nearu Aug 08,2012 20:57
answerd .

find big tribe with teamwork

i have experience caz im playing in w19

i havnt any problem with current tribe

lykaon78 Aug 08,2012 21:04
Nope. Not today. Recruitment is closed

 

[DeletedUser]

I'm a moderator of W55 and this forum, yes .

 

[DeletedUser106856]

I'm a moderator of W55 and this forum, yes .

Please do not spam this thread. Stay on topic please.

Own3d

 

[DeletedUser]

Returning to the topic, if you're all quite done

Ohgodhowdidthisgethere Aug 07,2012 06:24
And what are you gonna target me with, sally? those spears?

The Magic Chap Aug 07,2012 14:59
I plan for the future , Those who think they are the bees knees early in game because they have unlocked scouts will certainly pay in the future .

And for your information my troops were out farming .

Ohgodhowdidthisgethere Aug 07,2012 15:00
LOL OK SON

The Magic Chap Aug 07,2012 16:17
I love the beginning of the game, when you can see the people they are before they get nobled.

I assure you, we will have conversations in the future

The Magic Chap Aug 07,2012 16:18
Infact scrap that, I'm quitting tribal wars.

Goodbye

Ohgodhowdidthisgethere Aug 07,2012 16:37
lol, ok son

 

[Kingofkhans]

Rage much? trololol

samthepwnr Aug 09,2012 04:28
Why are u aatcking me? Plz tell me this is plan to dodge.


kingofkhans Aug 09,2012 04:28
What do you mean? I'm not attacking you


samthepwnr Aug 09,2012 04:34
Dude u arriving in 30 mins. U are attacking me cut it off I check name again thou.


samthepwnr Aug 09,2012 04:35
Yes it is u! I got clan to back me up. Call it off now.


kingofkhans Aug 09,2012 04:37
Oh my goodness my bad man. Its an accident but its too late to cancel it now. Sorry man its just a few scouts so don't worry about it. No need to dodge. I was scouting the noobs in our area for farming. Sorry again man


samthepwnr Aug 09,2012 04:38
Fine, I still dodging but I call off clan support and retailation.


kingofkhans Aug 09,2012 04:39
Scouts don't hurt you bro. don't worry about it


kingofkhans Aug 09,2012 04:39
Here's a friend request to show you I'm sorry. Better?


samthepwnr Aug 09,2012 04:41
Fine, I'm sorry for accusing.


kingofkhans Aug 09,2012 04:51
so you're from the US right?


samthepwnr Aug 09,2012 05:06
Yea, and I still. dodging


kingofkhans Aug 09,2012 05:07
dude where's the trust? I friended you!


samthepwnr Aug 09,2012 05:07
Sry for thinking u were fighting me.


kingofkhans Aug 09,2012 05:08
why are you afraid to show me your troop count? Is it too small??


samthepwnr Aug 09,2012 20:08
Wow u motherf*cking nerd. I wasn,t on f*ck u


samthepwnr Aug 09,2012 20:14
Stupid now my tribe will kill u dumb*ss.


kingofkhans Aug 09,2012 20:16
Read my new message and do as I say.


samthepwnr Aug 09,2012 20:20
Dumb*ss

hehe, noobs.

 

[Kingofkhans]

Part. 2

kingofkhans Aug 09,2012 20:14
*Insert personalized restart mail*


samthepwnr Aug 09,2012 20:17
What are u f*cking stupid? I got tribe of 50 not at war. Who do think we will fight now nerd


kingofkhans Aug 09,2012 20:19
You're tribe doesn't want dead weight, which you are now. You are my farm. Leave now or you will be wasting your time. Restart and you can maximize your gaming experience.


samthepwnr Aug 09,2012 20:20
Really my tribe doesn't s*ck balls stfu.


kingofkhans Aug 09,2012 20:21
Mail me back when you have been kicked.


samthepwnr Aug 09,2012 20:22
Wtf my tribe doesn't s*ck balls they will help and kik ur *ss at this nerdy game.


samthepwnr Aug 09,2012 20:45
Haha I got a person sending support. (just a tad late) but point being u ain't farming me, Mofo


kingofkhans Aug 09,2012 22:17
Then you have chosen a slow, painful death. I really think you should restart, its for the best. But if not then I hope you like wasting you time.


samthepwnr Aug 09,2012 22:21
Lol I have restarted! I using this village to piss u off. All I do is recruit and militia. Suck it


kingofkhans Aug 09,2012 22:22
So your saying you have another account?


samthepwnr Aug 09,2012 22:23
Duh u stupid?


kingofkhans Aug 09,2012 22:26
If you want to make it easier and still have this account with all of your stats, go to settings->settings->start over->enter your password. Much easier and your OD will look better when you apply for tribes. and you get to keep your flags and rewards.

Kids, watchugondo?

 

[DeletedUser]

you people are mean

 

[DeletedUser]

Got a random tribe invite from a tribe with like three people in (incidentally my first invite on this world!) and I send a message...

Fourstix Aug 09,2012 23:36
Hi, I saw you invited me to your tribe but I don't have many points I'm growing fast though is it ok? I also hear many people talking about "troops" like they're important. Izit true and is a paladin and three spearmans enough of them? :3

XXX Aug 09,2012 23:40
I whant you in my alliance it does not matter how big your army is.

Fourstix Aug 09,2012 23:45
Oh ok that is good then can I has sekrit priveleges in the tribe? does you have sooper special ranks for the members?

XXX Aug 09,2012 23:47
I think you will I will make you a leader. [LOL]

Fourstix Aug 09,2012 23:55
ok my 15 friends on this world also would like to join, I asked them all and they love the idea of joining and they want to get 10000 points as quickly as possible and then get moar villiges. would you be ok with them doing this? I can also get some ppl irl to join up, can they join too I really love to get them started and they can be ur fwends too so we all can be at peace :3

XXX Aug 09,2012 23:57
Yes all can join thanks for the help.

He then sends me three new messages.

XXX Aug 09,2012 23:45
Ower nickname is boxer.

XXX Aug 09,2012 23:56
Please join I will make a strong city for you ower tribe will stand out.

XXX Aug 10,2012 00:06
All your friends can join you have already been a great help.

I feel loved

Fourstix Aug 10,2012 00:09
ok but can u change the name of the tribe first as I dont like the name "fight for freedom" perhaps something like "peoples front of tribal wars" I like it much better thanks

XXX Aug 10,2012 00:12
How about Ower Fight for a name I just dont understand that name sorry.

Fourstix Aug 10,2012 00:17
hmm but we are a peoples front surely

XXX Aug 10,2012 00:20
We need a cool name like dark kights.

XXX Aug 10,2012 00:18
Lets try to figure out aname for ower alliance.

Fourstix Aug 10,2012 00:23
Ok, so how about "the grate protectors of our world?"

XXX Aug 10,2012 00:26
That sounds good I will change the name.

Fourstix Aug 10,2012 00:29
ok

XXX Aug 10,2012 00:31
I already changed the name to the grate protectors of our world.

At this point he changes it xD (to "gate protectors of the world")

Fourstix Aug 10,2012 00:31
ok so before i join I need to know some vital info do we have any allies, how many members have we invited etc

XXX Aug 10,2012 00:34
Im working on geting some pacts so yes we will have a lot of members and pacts.

Fourstix Aug 10,2012 00:40
ok good, it is definitely the way to run a tribe by inviting lots of peoples

XXX Aug 10,2012 00:41
So then join please.

Fourstix Aug 10,2012 00:48
I'll tell you what: inviting random people and promoting them to top ranks in the tribe brfore they've actually joined is generally a bad idea for the well-being of a tribe. Just saying.

I then decline the invitation. He reinvites me.

XXX Aug 10,2012 00:50
I need the numbers and I think you would make a good leader.

Fourstix Aug 10,2012 00:56
Yes but the tribe will soon fail if you randomly recruit people xD it always happens.[/quote]
I decline, he reinvites me.

XXX Aug 10,2012 00:59
No I will not invite alot every day just if their strong.

I decline again.

Fourstix Aug 10,2012 01:09
How do you judge strength of a player? Points isn't everything

XXX Aug 10,2012 01:11
I know but some times you half to take risks in your life please join.

Fourstix Aug 10,2012 01:18
Nope. If you're still around in a few weeks' time, I might consider it but for now, no's my answer. Sorry

I decline his invite again. He apparently isn't getting the picture...

He hasn't messaged me since. xD

 

[Kingofkhans]

you people are mean

Alls fair in love and war my friend.

 

[DeletedUser]

Orizin Aug 09,2012 20:03
hey


PandaKing. Aug 09,2012 20:03
HI


Orizin Aug 09,2012 20:04
hey


PandaKing. Aug 09,2012 20:06
HI


Orizin Aug 09,2012 20:06
I like your od


PandaKing. Aug 09,2012 20:09
Would you like an autograph?


Orizin Aug 09,2012 20:10
OH MA GAWD YUSH


Orizin Aug 09,2012 20:13
Make it out to Orizin.....da cooliest dude evaaaa


Orizin Aug 09,2012 20:17
Your best buddy


PandaKing. Aug 09,2012 20:18
You got it man


Orizin Aug 09,2012 20:18
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTT


Orizin Aug 09,2012 20:20
but on a more serious note...they're coming to get you...


PandaKing. Aug 09,2012 20:22
WHO???


=[


Orizin Aug 09,2012 20:24
I've already told you too much......


PandaKing. Aug 09,2012 20:25
Well if youve already told me too much, then a little bit more can't hurt


Orizin Aug 09,2012 20:26
They're planning on using you man......you can't trust any of them


Orizin Aug 09,2012 20:30
Beware....they will get you....


PandaKing. Aug 09,2012 20:33
Dammit you're right. I need to get my family out of here asap


Orizin Aug 09,2012 20:33
Yea man do what ya gotta do you don't have long


Orizin Aug 09,2012 20:54
THEY ALMOST THERE


PandaKing. Aug 09,2012 21:36
OH GOD.


What should I do???


Orizin Aug 09,2012 23:30
Call MIB


PandaKing. Aug 10,2012 01:07
THOSE BASTARDS PUT ME ON HOLD!


It's been 2 hours and I'm still on hold! WTH


Orizin Aug 10,2012 01:12
yea they are hard to contact

Damn MIB

 

[DeletedUser]

kingofkhans Aug 09,2012 04:39
Here's a friend request to show you I'm sorry. Better?


samthepwnr Aug 09,2012 20:08
Wow u nerd. I wasn,t on screw u


My sides

 

[Red Hulk]

Thought it was funny too share when this player thought my co was Ariana Grande :icon_biggrin:.

mAd EleCtRo BoY Aug 09,2012 15:38
hello
just wanted to ask if that's your real pic ?
seriously?

mAd EleCtRo BoY Aug 10,2012 16:40
its pretty
how come you don't want to talk to me ?
please reply

Araina Grande x3 Aug 10,2012 16:49
it is thank you!=)
I'm a kind of shy so I don't want to be in the middle of attention
<3 Michelle

mAd EleCtRo BoY Aug 10,2012 17:25
hmm it is huh...pretty
lol why are you shy ?
don't be...just reply ....and stay calm!
so where you from?
are you here with a group of friends?

Araina Grande x3 Aug 10,2012 17:35
I've got a few friends over here and my co player i'm from the Netherlands and you?
I'm not sure why i'm shy... I just don't like to be in the spotlight and all =)
xoxo

mAd EleCtRo BoY Aug 10,2012 17:46
cool
you have a co player...ummmm Wats that?
Im new to this game btw
just joined
and cool Netherlands awesome...
Im from Kenya...its all the way in east Africa
well you should be in the spotlights its better than bien in the shadows Hahahaha
xoxoxoxo haha hugs and kisses ...

Im called Usama btw

Araina Grande x3 Aug 10,2012 17:56
haha thanks alot =)!!!
I'm playing an account with multiple players so I will be online 24/7 so i'll be active yaay!!=D
Kenya, must be hot over there isn't it?:O
Nice to meet you Usama =)

mAd EleCtRo BoY Aug 10,2012 18:24
your welcome
oh how many ppl are on there?
must be many i guess
here its just me alone :-(
Kenya...no its not hot.
the temp is just awesome and its an awesome place as well...you should visit once
and nice meeting you as well


Wats your age?
are all your co players young ppl as well?
or all of them are girls???
Hahahaha


Araina Grande x3 Aug 10,2012 18:29
Well we only have 2 players so we still need to play alot
Awww well i bet the weather over there's way better then it is over here!
I don't know, afrika's a long way from home
Idk my co-player's age but i'm 17=D
And i'm the only girl
^-^

mAd EleCtRo BoY Aug 10,2012 18:36
oh k only 2... and you play alot huh?
just like meh...just that Im alone :-\
lol yea it is for sure:-D
well common its just a hop away from Europe and then your in Africa
cool your only 17...you know i actually thought there wouldn't be any girls playing this game...guess i was wrong :-D ;-)
so his a dude huh...i guess older than you and is your boyfriend???


Araina Grande x3 Aug 10,2012 18:38
Haha you'd be suprised to see how many female players there're over here
And yeah you've got to play alot in order to get good
Is this your first world over here?
And no he's not my BF hehe he lives in the USA with the time difference we can be online alot whoohoow

mAd EleCtRo BoY Aug 10,2012 18:46
oh where?where?...tell meh!
oh yes i will play alot and hard ...
yea its my first world i guess...
this is an awesome game...no doubt
time difference...k.got that
btw are you on Wats app?

mAd EleCtRo BoY Aug 10,2012 19:07
could you give me some tips?^_^

Araina Grande x3 Aug 10,2012 19:07
I haven't got whats app sorry and what kind of tips would you want? you should read some guides and such, can you snipe, train and backtime?
^-^

mAd EleCtRo BoY Aug 10,2012 19:12
skype?
well i read them but got lost..so confusing lol i left

Araina Grande x3 Aug 10,2012 19:28
haha oke i'll help you tomorrow i'll search for some guides and all

mAd EleCtRo BoY Aug 10,2012 19:30
lol ok awesome then...
i guess will talk tomorrow then...don't forget