Funny in game mail

Jiimmi

Guest
wolfpack99 today at 17:55
why did you do that :( what did i do to you

Jiimmi today at 18:01
you noble near me. I destroy. I eat villages. Me hungry.

wolfpack99 today at 18:03
i am so sorry i didn't know though if i give you resources will you stop

Jiimmi today at 18:04
Me use cats. I kill village big time. you restart. Me Happy.

wolfpack99 today at 18:04
whats a cat

Jiimmi today at 18:05
MEOW MEOW MEOW.

wolfpack99 today at 18:06
what do you mean you use cats

Jiimmi today at 18:08
I like cats. they go purr purr purr. they kill village big time. you sad. you start over. me happy.

Life on the rim is tough.
 

nhoj999

Guest
This the best guild and highest on the rankings we look for you dont write me a message about guilds
Remember this isnt a protective world!

Bobbybob:15.43
Hello i want to join your guild i heard it was the best in the world!
I have 1 point! and i am never active only once a year.
Guild owner: 15.44
You know this isnt a protected world?
Bobbybob:15.45
You just told me!
Guild owner:15.46
Then look back at the guild notice we ask you now me and my guild will raid you for life!
Bobbyboob:15.47
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Then boobybob deletes account makes new email address and then registers again and knows not what to do!
But he does it again when he has 2500points
then again at 5000points
then again 7500points (you get the just of it!)

Then he never gets in when he is the person first in the rankings!
 

Perfection comes ez

Guest
This the best guild and highest on the rankings we look for you dont write me a message about guilds
Remember this isnt a protective world!

Bobbybob:15.43
Hello i want to join your guild i heard it was the best in the world!
I have 1 point! and i am never active only once a year.
Guild owner: 15.44
You know this isnt a protected world?
Bobbybob:15.45
You just told me!
Guild owner:15.46
Then look back at the guild notice we ask you now me and my guild will raid you for life!
Bobbyboob:15.47
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Then boobybob deletes account makes new email address and then registers again and knows not what to do!
But he does it again when he has 2500points
then again at 5000points
then again 7500points (you get the just of it!)

Then he never gets in when he is the person first in the rankings!

you suck! :icon_eek:
 

hlmartin

Guest
Shadow162 today at 00:37
why did you attack me?

hlmartin today at 00:41
Oh I am so sorry! I was so sure I click on [HUG] and not [ATTACK]. Perhaps I can try again?

Shadow162 today at 00:44
please, i would just like to know why ive been attacked...

hlmartin today at 00:54
Well you see, its like this:

Your Noble was very rude to one of my Axemen, he was minding his own business and beating up one of your spearmen on his own time.

Your Noble insulted him and called him a no good son of a scout. He thought he was a real tough guy hiding behind those swordsmen, but let me tell you.
Even your Cats got involved and 'hurled' insults. So my light cavalry had enough and along with some rams, they went knocking on your wall to sort it out like men.
I hope this clears it up?

Shadow162 today at 00:58
lol...

are you ever serious about anything that happens on this game? actually... do you even care? :S

hlmartin today at 01:12
I cuddle my pizza. ;)

I really love my pizza... *shrug*
 

StewyHax

Guest
/me sees some peoples try too hard to be funny in mail specifically to post here.

Tis funneh (insert skype nod here)
 

u6s5l.

Guest
[spoil]
JamieRed on 09.05. at 22:13
z0MG! Scouts! What do I do?

danielq on 09.05. at 23:45
do what you do best, cry for help and get it stacked? :D

danielq on 09.05. at 23:52
seriously, who writes "zomg", rofl, just for that you get the block.

danielq today at 00:13
Tribal wars lingo...

stop trying so hard to be somebody else, just be yourself mate ^^
[/spoil]

Triple mail FTW!

I had hoped that he would have fun talking to me, it appears not :icon_cry:. Well, I tried, though I think he mistook me for the real Jamiered :icon_wink:.

He blocked me after sending the trio, I'm so disappointed :icon_cry:.
 
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Imnotu

Guest
[26/04/2010 19:39:11] Snafu
- Ryan: I was the shop keeper
[26/04/2010 19:39:17] Jack: oh sorry
[26/04/2010 19:39:19] Jack: il rephrase
[26/04/2010 19:39:20] Snafu
- Ryan: They are my match mags
[26/04/2010 19:39:23] Snafu
- Ryan: (rofl)
[26/04/2010 19:39:24] Jack: he was a dumbass
[26/04/2010 19:39:29] Jack: ;)
[26/04/2010 19:39:36] Snafu
- Ryan: Lol i was not the match mag
[26/04/2010 19:39:44] Snafu
- Ryan: i was not the shop keeper
[26/04/2010 19:39:53] Snafu
- Ryan: I am a gloworm
[26/04/2010 19:40:06] Jack: No what you are
[26/04/2010 19:40:10] Jack: You are a special child
[26/04/2010 19:40:25] Snafu
- Ryan: Thats what my nan reminds me of everyday
[26/04/2010 19:40:49] Jack: She was bang on the spot
[26/04/2010 19:41:11] Snafu
- Ryan: (nod)
[26/04/2010 19:42:51] Jack: Or do you like the word impared?
[26/04/2010 19:43:02] Snafu
- Ryan: :^)
[26/04/2010 19:43:24] Snafu
- Ryan: you mocking my bad spellling ?
[26/04/2010 19:43:47] Jack: no, im not that low, im just mocking you - as a failure of a lifeform
[26/04/2010 19:44:14] Snafu
- Ryan: Well i dont have arms so spelling is tough
[26/04/2010 19:44:31] Snafu
- Ryan: Lifeform ?
[26/04/2010 19:44:35] Snafu
- Ryan: like spore?
[26/04/2010 19:44:38] Snafu
- Ryan: :D
[26/04/2010 19:44:44] Snafu
- Ryan: I like spore
[26/04/2010 19:45:01] Jack: Here, have a penny
[26/04/2010 19:45:12] Snafu
- Ryan: thank you
[26/04/2010 19:45:23] Snafu
- Ryan: here have it back
[26/04/2010 19:45:37] Jack: you can keep the change
[26/04/2010 19:45:44] Snafu
- Ryan: i did


Some random conversation I remembered....