Funny in game mail

Voldefart

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Ye, hlm. I read that :p ( profile ) Has to be one of the funniest replies i've ever seen to that question.
 

v3ngance

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hanslapala on 09.01. at 19:14
why you attacking my friend.....

V3ngance on 09.01. at 19:43
cuz me and my friend are nobling a village. then his tribe attacked me, so am counter intelligence.

which friend?

V3ngance on 09.01. at 19:43
tribalwars

hanslapala on 09.01. at 20:14
lolxmow07[player][/player]

dont attack him... he is bginner

hanslapala on 09.01. at 20:14
dont attack him

V3ngance on 09.01. at 20:15
too late to cancel sorry

V3ngance on 09.01. at 20:16
and he thretened to take my village. got a tribe member to send a pittiful attempt at scouting me.

not even able to declare it a fake :(

hanslapala on 09.01. at 20:20
if ever you failed to take his village dont attack him again....

V3ngance on 09.01. at 20:25
sepends if he gets his tribe to counter attack. if ii get i more from his tribe i will rim him

hanslapala on 09.01. at 20:33
i will tell him to leave on his tribe i told him to do not join in that tribe... dont attack him again...plsss
read his profile it says ascii swords = fail. later down near the bottom he includeds one.


livvy1 on 11.01. at 18:56
STOP ATTACKING [player]007TRIBE[/player]. NOBLE HIM AND GET A ONE-WAY TICKET TO THE RIM.

V3ngance on 11.01. at 20:04
lol glwt.

livvy1 on 11.01. at 23:31
What the hell are you saying!?

livvy1 on 11.01. at 23:33
And your tribe sucks

V3ngance on 12.01. at 04:05
comming from a guy from a tribe whos members im rimming?

also who waited 2 days after i cleared him and have been slowly nobling him (to delay the process i want ur mighty axemen support to reach him). so yes you tribe is god


lol
 
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the stooge

Guest
A recruitment mail from w46 that can only be explained as a confusing beaurocratic disaster waiting to happen

father of infinity today at 12:30
The tribe name will be the "Jews?" with a slogan of "same-old-same-old just a bunch of JEWS sitting around deciding the fate of the world..."
lmao!

We will have the following political settings please take the time to read this!

Mail me back when done if you will join..

We the "Jews?" have established the following government properties...

There is to be 3 dukes...and 2 barons to a duke...so accordingly 6 barons...

There will be 5 recruiters...

1 diplomat (whom must be a duke)...

There will be 1 minister of defense and 2 head marshals...
They are for war purposes..

There will be a council that represents 33% of the votes handed out...

There will be a general poll that represents 33% of the votes handed out...


There will be a dukeship that represents 33% of the votes handed out...

Your vote will count as for instance stating that we had 3 dukes which 2 of casted yes on a poll... Then only 22% of that vote goes for yes 11% goes as no...(does that make sense?) If you understand then you will understand that this makes your vote really count! To further help this we will post a topic on the forum before you vote 12 hrs. prior...

To every 10 members there will be a captain whom manages to the council to present an aspect of the people...

There will be (eventually,,,) a leader of K as well...

Seeing as there will be no limit to the members in this k for a tribe then we invite everyone to join and hope to get atleast 1,000 members in our tribe at our high point (and im serious!)

To be in this tribe would require you post in the forum and (optional) are a daily user of our live-chat...(which requires no registration!)

You will also need to meet our weekly curriculum which is proven and tested by the expert to be the ultimate but simple key to success while not being a point whore!

You will be given weekly deadlines of troop count and points count! This is for good to ensure that you don't end up in a tribe full of inactive's!

If you are interested or have further questions please mail me because i have the truthful but honest answers!! lmao!

Hopefully a fellow troop-whore and future friend father of infinity!
or in in other-words sincerely, FOI
And don't worry, you are allowed to be confused at this point :icon_biggrin:
 

Imnotu

Guest
Ye. I'm confused to lol,

I thought this convo was pretty neat though:


kingstanford today at 15:35
Why dun u merge into us .. LOL
Imnotu today at 15:36
Because we don't want to.
kingstanford today at 15:36
But we want :D
Imnotu today at 15:37
...
We left POW which had about 12 mill points
kingstanford today at 15:38
ok , we want to have Ally with u guys :D
Imnotu today at 15:39
speak to our diplomat
kingstanford today at 15:39
and who will that be >?
Imnotu today at 15:41
Don't know, don't have one yet
 

Imnotu

Guest
Although, this is the extended convo if any of you have time lol.

Before anyone takes offence, it was all a joke. So no bad feelings :icon_biggrin:

kingstanford today at 15:25
LOL , so , are u gonna join or wat?
Imnotu today at 15:30
Nope :p
kingstanford today at 15:35
Why dun u merge into us .. LOL
Imnotu today at 15:36
Because we don't want to.
kingstanford today at 15:36
But we want :D
Imnotu today at 15:37
...
We left POW which had about 12 mill points
kingstanford today at 15:38
ok , we want to have Ally with u guys :D
Imnotu today at 15:39
speak to our diplomat
kingstanford today at 15:39
and who will that be >?
Imnotu today at 15:41
Don't know, don't have one yet
kingstanford today at 15:42
THEN U STILL ASK ME ' SPEAK TO OUR DIPLOMAT '
Imnotu today at 15:44
Ye, why don't you go speak with him? He sorts diplomatic shiz out
kingstanford today at 15:45
Who is ?? and whos the leader ?
Imnotu today at 15:46
The Diplomat will know who the leader is.
kingstanford today at 15:46
who is the diplomant?
Imnotu today at 15:47
Ask DjSova who the diplomat is, he's in the council.
kingstanford today at 15:48
i am talking to Dj right now...:eek:
Imnotu today at 15:51
Really?
He is talking to you without my consent, hang him.
kingstanford today at 15:52
ok ?? u want me to kill him ?
Imnotu today at 15:53
No, just want you to hang him, doesn't matter which part of the body it is.
kingstanford today at 15:53
em .. the part between both legs ??
Imnotu today at 15:54
He has two legs? But ye, that'll do.
kingstanford today at 15:54
U mean , u don't?? ??
Imnotu today at 15:55
When did i say i didn't have two legs?
Do you know what DjSova means in latin?
kingstanford today at 15:57
Ok , wait , Em.... Dj said u were an easy target , LOL
Imnotu today at 15:58
You're still talking to him?
Don't make me flog you.
kingstanford today at 15:59
Em ... dun make him FLOGGY u then
Imnotu today at 15:59
But anyway on topic...
Speak to [player]springgy[/player], he's our Diplomat
kingstanford today at 15:59
Finally...wait .... isn't he in ..SMX? ?
Imnotu today at 16:00
He is? Flog him.
kingstanford today at 16:00
LOL , check him out then
Imnotu today at 16:01
Author said:
Quality over Quantity
We rather have Djsova then Imnotu
Since he has both, that doesn't really make sense.
And check springgy out? hmm, need a new diplomat. Do you want to be one?
 
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hlmartin

Guest
kyg0916 today at 01:02
why are you attack me?

hlmartin today at 01:16
Im not attacking?

kyg0916 on 18.02. at 01:20
??????

hlmartin today at 01:25
i said, im not attacking...

kyg0916 today at 01:26
what?

kyg0916 today at 01:29
I sended your attact me log. ok?

hlmartin today at 12:13
Hi! It looks like you're blogging on Tribal Wars. Would you like to: [Add Comments]
[e-Mail this to a Friend] [Digg This!] [Submit to Slashdot] [Add to del.icio.us] [Post on Facebook] [Commit suicide because nobody cares]
I feel so social networky now!
 
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v3ngance

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Mini cerial on 22.02. at 21:44
you should disband that tribe and join ours i tryed that it is hard

please join

V3ngance on 23.02. at 19:19
lololol no. your tribe is a noob tribe. you grew only due to [ally]xvi[/ally] refugees from their war.

and this message for recruitment is absolutly terribe i mean who names their recruitment mail ihggrihjg ?

Mini cerial on 23.02. at 19:22
im sorry but will you join it is really hard doing it your self i tryed it when i had 120000 points please join

Mini cerial on 23.02. at 19:31
are you going to write bck or are you to chicken

V3ngance on 05.03. at 22:10
I told yu that tribe would fall. and now ddd has fallen thats why i would never join your tribe

Mini cerial on 05.03. at 22:15
want to join new i dismissed the tribe it was to packed want to join this tribe

V3ngance on 05.03. at 22:18
/facepalm

Mini cerial on 05.03. at 22:18
what

/facepalm
 

v3ngance

Well-Known Member
ELPIDIO CORRAL on 02.03. at 02:54
join the tribe oir get noble by the tribe

V3ngance on 02.03. at 17:41
lol just try.

V3ngance on 04.03. at 23:05
wow the best you can do is a ram speed attack 290 hours away good job!

ELPIDIO CORRAL on 04.03. at 23:06
plesed stop atcking my friend

V3ngance on 05.03. at 03:30
no [ally]ddd[/ally] will fall

V3ngance on 05.03. at 22:09
told you ddd would fall

V3ngance on 05.03. at 22:26
... you actually think after i attack your tribe when it is 2.9 million points as a 40k point player that i fear your leadership or like it that i want to join. no i will never join your tribe nor let you join mine. have a nice life.
last message is sent because he invited me to the tribe after ddd fell
 

Cardnial

Guest
DM GoDofWaR ARES on 04.03. at 21:31
Well i start co-playing with this guy and a day later... 1,349 incommings :)
I'll head back to W7 and my 13 mil acc.
Get back to me when u get there ;D

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