Funny in game mail

Caveman 10345

Guest
This is on skype but what the hell!

Read this:

[21:38:57] Jack Turner: btw im stealing your guide
[21:38:59] Jack Turner: if u dont mind...
[21:39:31] Jack Turner: anyway i have to go
[21:39:32] Jack Turner: bye

Now read my guide on my profile and you will be in stiches. :icon_biggrin:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
zamininc on 12.10. at 23:42
I care why? They are all far away.

seanymike on 12.10. at 18:15
attack me and im sorry to say but youve now got city of ownership, shahyd, bishhh AND billmac on that likkle wikkle tail of yours..aww poor you :)
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Epic win. Not to mention he's only 250 points. Also, look at that grammar!
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Caveman 10345 said:
This is on skype but what the hell!

Read this:

[21:38:57] Jack Turner: btw im stealing your guide
[21:38:59] Jack Turner: if u dont mind...
[21:39:31] Jack Turner: anyway i have to go
[21:39:32] Jack Turner: bye

Now read my guide on my profile and you will be in stiches. :icon_biggrin:
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But I followed the guide:icon_cry::icon_cry::icon_cry: You lied? Thats all my villas wasted :icon_evil:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Damn straight I am girls.

Quote:Theseus101 today at 08:50
Celebreus can I please join your tribe? Your the greatest player in this world, and please consider inviting me.


lol 8 villages ftw.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
minimac2009 today at 15:17
greetings [player]ginenbijnoam[/player] from the tribe [ally]HoT[/ally],

I Realise that i am no way near your average points but i know for a fact that i am loyal to my tribe and its fellow members ( unless that tribe goes inactive completely on the forum and in the game ) from day 1 of playing tribal wars and any game like this ( For example travian )i have always aimed to be the best , i have grown, then been struck down, grown only to be been struck down again but again grown back, nuthing can stop me from coming back! i have reached up to 7 villages as my highest amout ( not under this name nor on this world) and i have 6 up and running in world 41 at the moment. i believe i have what it takes to come into your tribe and be one of you, i am always active.

hoping that you will take this mail into consideration,
[player]minimac2009[/player]

ginenbijnoam today at 15:32
No.
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2 villages, 8k points total.
Admits to being rimmed before, according to tw stats, by a player of the very tribe he's applying to!
Ascii sword profile.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
sorry, i had to wait about 10 secs coz i couldn't write i was laughing that much... its uber funny that mail. i might post some of my old ones up.
 

valk

Guest
Knigth of England on 04.11. at 20:58
could you help me out you see [player]lord vishnu[/player] next to me wipe him out plz he nobled [player]bluedragon 4[/player] and well he nobled all my villas so this way ill get them back

Valk on 04.11. at 21:00
No that wasnt an instruction to mail me
you will find yourself blocked.
good day.
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So...He wants me to send all my offence and noble trains to a player who i dont know :lol:

yer il send them now

when there are sea-bisuits made of chicken i will.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Step one:Make a hamburger made of chicken (they exist)
can be substituted with a chicken wing
Step two: Write sea biscuit on it with ketchup.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
EpicWeirdo said:
Step one:Make a hamburger made of chicken (they exist)
can be substituted with a chicken wing
Step two: Write sea biscuit on it with ketchup.
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step 3 upload it to tiny pic and make valk do it.


im on the case!
 

bluedragon4

Guest
valk said:
So...He wants me to send all my offence and noble trains to a player who i dont know :lol:

yer il send them now

when there are sea-bisuits made of chicken i will.
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lol, that "Knigth of England" i nobled a while back, and i left him with 2 small vills. but he still likes me for some reason, and he sent me support when i was under attack :icon_razz:

even though it wasnt much, it was funny :lol:
 
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