Funny in game mail

DeletedUser

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mattzey today at 08:21
noz me pownz uz u know

ricerocket93 on 30.03. at 23:25
what ever kid

mattzey on 30.03. at 23:08
am ill soon be zeh highest levl guy in d worldz

thenz splamo ill attack u wd my spearnobles

ricerocket93 on 30.03. at 23:06
now you know
keep dreaming

mattzey on 30.03. at 22:52
o rly i dident now

u know when i get to lv 100 i can kill anyone becus its as high as i iz get

ricerocket93 on 30.03. at 22:43
and the name of the diarrhea is mattzey

mattzey on 30.03. at 20:33
I am extremely sorry to say this, but your village has contaminated by an outbreak of diarrhea

You can avoid getting this by restarting

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DeletedUser

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Just for future reference to everyone. Please go into the mail click export and then copy paste.. I couldn't understand why i didn't know what was going on in the mails until i looked at the times and saw some where to be read from the bottom up :( exporting makes it easier for everyone.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Fail

My failed attempt:
strider96 today at 20:31
Listen im new to this game and i need help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How come im getting soo many attacks:
gipsy-lee invites you to the tribe tribes-at-war

majorbellender invites you to the tribe Indifference

and so on but i don't get reports. My friend add me in to this cult and now i don't know what to do!!!!!11

strider96 today at 20:33
Please help.

Kaelthalass today at 20:33
help for what?
why should i help u?

strider96 today at 20:35
this:
Listen im new to this game and i need help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How come im getting soo many attacks:
gipsy-lee invites you to the tribe tribes-at-war

majorbellender invites you to the tribe Indifference

and so on but i don't get reports. My friend add me in to this cult and now i don't know what to do!!!!!11

strider96 today at 20:35
they keep attacking me i have like 20 of these

Kaelthalass today at 20:36
u have barracks?

strider96 today at 20:37
what a barracks?
all i have is a level 10 hiding place so people can't see me.

That way i keep working and no one can see me.

Kaelthalass today at 20:39
than there is no problem
that attacks dont cost u anything
they dont get your resources

strider96 today at 20:40
ohhh but i have more t more:
here is an other one:

Subject majorbellender invites you to the tribe 'Indifference'
Sent Mar 31,2009 19:00
majorbellender invites you to the tribe Indifference

Kaelthalass today at 20:50
pff u sure u dont know what are these?
they are inviting u to other tribes
these messages are tribe invitations
are u that much dumb?

strider96 today at 20:51
No but im new and my friend told me that if you see anything in report thats means you got attacked.

Kaelthalass today at 20:58
ask these questions to that friend of yours than
how idiotic...

strider96 today at 21:00
do you watch the forums becuase i try to get you but i failed. Im not a noob.
http://forum.tribalwars.net/showthread.php?t=133405

strider96 today at 21:02
Only joking
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DeletedUser

Guest
the hiding place idea made me use my wall [spoil]To bang my head on it[/spoil]
 

DeletedUser59064

Guest
Dammit, i almost done it... :lol:

Lord master sam today at 20:56
Hello my friend,

You might find it hard to believe, but I am not one of those types of leaders who rush and send "copy and pasted" messages to everyone in the area. I take the time to speak with those who i see fit to join. As we are close to eachother, I was wondering if you'd like to join my tribe. We are called the "Silent Killers" (S.KILL). I look forward to hearing back from you soon with your answer(or questions). Take care now.

Your Friend,
sam

Sexy Kamikaze Team today at 20:58
hello

Lord master sam today at 20:58
hi, im sam. who are you?
wait..!! let me geuss..hmmm... david?

Sexy Kamikaze Team today at 21:01
no, but you are close... :)

Lord master sam today at 21:02
charlie? sam? dave? george? connor? Fred? carl?

I give up!

Sexy Kamikaze Team today at 21:05
Ahh.. why so early... :(((

You make me cry for this... :(((

You cannot know who i'm, shame on you, shame on YOU !!!

Lord master sam today at 21:05
*cry cry cry*
lol

Sexy Kamikaze Team today at 21:06
Tell me how should i join in your tribe ???

Lord master sam today at 21:07
you click tribe, and then you click leave tribe.
a box will come up saying are you sure... click ok.
then accept the invite into S.KILL

Sexy Kamikaze Team today at 21:07
were is tribe ???

Lord master sam today at 21:09
top left of your screen it says
tribe reports mail friends
click tribe.
then an overview of the tribe you are currently in will show up.
and just above the Internal announcements box there is a button "leave tribe"
click it

Sexy Kamikaze Team today at 21:10
With right or left button ???

Lord master sam today at 21:13
lol... left

Sexy Kamikaze Team today at 21:14
Wait how should i know you will not invite me in tribe ???
I need you to say magic word... :)

Lord master sam today at 21:15
abrakadabra

Sexy Kamikaze Team today at 21:15
no... :(

Lord master sam today at 21:17
I PROMISE

Sexy Kamikaze Team today at 21:18
what... some job ???

and it is not that word... it starts with *p
:)

Lord master sam today at 21:18
PLEASE xD

Sexy Kamikaze Team today at 21:20
I know you are trying hard, but i need to know if i'm in safe hands... :S

Repeat with me...
I'm P
*you add word A*
this will take few more minutes and i'm yours...

Lord master sam today at 21:22
I'm pa?

Sexy Kamikaze Team today at 21:23
I'm Path

*add TH*

Lord master sam today at 21:25
Im Path

Sexy Kamikaze Team today at 21:27
I'm Pathe

*add E*

after this, mail i will tell you one and i'm joining you... ;)

Lord master sam today at 21:27
Im pathe

Sexy Kamikaze Team today at 21:29
I'm pathet

*add T*

sorry LAST ONE... ^^

Lord master sam today at 21:29
lol... I see where this is heading.
nice try xD

Sexy Kamikaze Team today at 21:31
Bravo, you are really pathetic...
nice chat you have with my friends... you are really

PATHETIC NooB

Lord master sam today at 21:32
lol, thats funny.... NOT

Sexy Kamikaze Team today at 21:33
you ARE funny... and noob
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DeletedUser

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Same guy as Kica. Pretended I was ****ed (pissed sorry). Please also excuse all the rude words which I have tried to blot out. :icon_wink:

Lord master sam today at 21:03
Hello my friend,

You might find it hard to believe, but I am not one of those types of leaders who rush and send "copy and pasted" messages to everyone in the area. I take the time to speak with those who i see fit to join. As we are close to eachother, I was wondering if you'd like to join my tribe. We are called the "Silent Killers" (S.KILL). I look forward to hearing back from you soon with your answer(or questions). Take care now.

Your Friend,
sam

mwuahaha today at 21:07
RIMJOB!!!! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lord master sam today at 21:08
wtf?

mwuahaha today at 21:10
Welcome to nub hotline! We hope you enjoy your time! Being a farm! How exciting it must be! Once you have restarted please complete this questionnaire:

Q1:
[ ] I am a nub
[ ] I was farmed
[ ] I restarted

Q2:
Was your farmer nice?

Q3:
Did he sent a reasonable amount of troops? If not please state a better amount.

Q4:
How long did it take for you to restart?

Q5:
How much would you rate your farmer out of ten for his skillz?

Thank you for restarting i hope you have a great time! being farmed by someone else =)

If you think this questionnaire could be improved please tell us.

Lord master sam today at 21:10
are you on drugs?
your ****ed arent you?? wtf?

mwuahaha today at 21:13
BEST REPLY EVER FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOO!!!!!! FARM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mwuahaha today at 21:13
you got a good ense of humur :_

mwuahaha today at 21:13
no no no :)

Lord master sam today at 21:14
Im worried... are you OK mate?
hangover? i know the feeling xD

mwuahaha today at 21:16
wat da hell?/ hungova? mate parties rule!!! **** im gonna faint yeah!!!

Lord master sam today at 21:17
parties do rule, i went to one the other day. But I didnt drink... I was drivin DAMIT

mwuahaha today at 21:19
yourp arty is ****. you not get ****in drunk??? **** driving man!!!

Lord master sam today at 21:21
I know, I know... but last time I got drunk, I gave someone a broken nose hehe...
im going to a party on friday... And Im gettin a left, so I can drink all the vodka!

mwuahaha today at 21:23
oh **** yeah man!!! get in there!! vodka is da ****!

are you diriving man??

Lord master sam today at 21:24
nope... Im going to get **** ****ed.
and maybe even find myself a decent sh*g

mwuahaha today at 21:26
yeh get ****ed!! gice some sl*t what i mean to be a man!!!

Lord master sam today at 21:26
hehe

mwuahaha today at 21:27
good talking to ya man but i migt be ****inng up soon. go and have some **** good timee!!

Lord master sam today at 21:28
do you wanna join my tribe mate?

mwuahaha today at 21:29
ikk think about it mate. im having some **** pains

mwuahaha today at 21:30
ill nott ikk

Lord master sam today at 21:30
period pains? =P

ill nott ikk wtf does that mean??

mwuahaha today at 21:32
shut da **** up man. I dont have ****ung periods. why would i havep eriods?

misspel ill

Lord master sam today at 21:33
lol

mwuahaha today at 21:39
what da hell? £im pathe". kakimake team is a nub!! should get ****ed. too young. never too youg.
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DeletedUser59064

Guest
HE tried to recruit all of us... :lol:

I'm wondering will all of us post up here... :icon_razz:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Some of my favourite beginnings. Simple. Gets the meaning across:

mwuahaha today at 02:48
RIMJOB!!!! WOOO!!!!!!

moey10 today at 02:50
????????????

mwuahaha today at 02:51
Welcome to nub hotline! We hope you enjoy your time! Being a farm! How exciting it must be! Once you have restarted please complete this questionnaire:

Q1:
[ ] I am a nub
[ ] I was farmed
[ ] I restarted

Q2:
Was your farmer nice?

Q3:
Did he sent a reasonable amount of troops? If not please state a better amount.

Q4:
How long did it take for you to restart?

Q5:
How much would you rate your farmer out of ten for his skillz?

Thank you for restarting i hope you have a great time! being farmed by someone else =)

If you think this questionnaire could be improved please tell us.

moey10 today at 03:04
lol

mwuahaha today at 03:07
that's not very creative :(

moey10 today at 03:12
shall i send you flowers to make it up to you?
:p peace

mwuahaha today at 03:15
damn nubs keep asking for peace :mad:
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theoneyoucantstand

Guest
I am going to make one up, it wil be staged! OH you see. I do have a w15 ine though, the guy soon joined my tribe but then left. And I sent our mail to everyone i know on TW. And that is a lot, I even put it in my tribe forums... Oh good times.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Its isnt that funny. I was trying to improve it but he blocked me

today at 09:00
Error
Hi this is the world 36 admin and I inform you and advise you to start over as you have been positioned wrong. You may start anywhere except random or south east.
If this does not happen I will ban you so do it immediately after you read this this.

Regards
TW Admin
spam1995 today at 16:49
Hmm Yh Im Really That Stupid
today at 18:24
No but your village is
spam1995 today at 21:56
good for you then
today at 21:56
*cuddles*
spam1995 today at 21:57
aww hiw sweet :)
not
today at 21:57
I love you
You love me?
spam1995 today at 21:58
not really
today at 21:58
Jesus said we should love everyone. Why dont you? :(
spam1995 today at 21:59
cus jesus is dead
today at 22:00
Jesus lives in our hears and is up there. Be nice
spam1995 today at 22:01
not in mine and you obviously dont love me by attacking me do you.
today at 22:03
Me love you so me suport you but they die. Become PAs?
spam1995 today at 22:04
ok
today at 22:05
Ok. Pleez support me bcz me is being nobled
spam1995 today at 22:07
really i dont think thats possible no one is even past 1000 points
spam1995 today at 22:07
and you only want me to support you so i sned my troops out you send yours in
today at 22:08
isnt it until 99lvl and then you noble?
spam1995 today at 22:08
what are you on about 99lvl
today at 22:10
isnt this game until lvl 99 and then noble and then make 99 lvl and noble again
if you have 10 villages and they are top lvl then you have 990 lvl all together
spam1995 today at 22:11
no
today at 22:11
Are you sure?
spam1995 today at 22:12
yh
today at 22:12
how sure?
spam1995 today at 22:22
100%
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DeletedUser

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Isnt it against the rules to say your a TW staff member? (just saying)
 
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