Funny In-Game Mails.

[DeletedUser]

its funny because, if you check my profile it shows the tribes i disbanded or dismissed all the members etc and they still invited me and gave me privs :lol:

With Tunez you got some of their online times(2 or 3) not all of them,but i have to say that it is funny that even with your profile people still invite you to their tribes :lol:

 

[athilos]

My attempt to hire a hit on iBAN

aicis iii today at 06:38
hello there..

as i see youre tribe is prety damm strong in k54... Well and the thing is i'm here too and so i thought [ you cant imagine ] if i might join you... And since you have free space it could be possible

i know this msg isnt so coll, but i havent slept all nigh lol

i'm prety active and i have played tw for about 3 years [ it isnt so much afterall ]

i think you have nothing to lose... I would do my best ^^

crazy ace =p

aicis iii today at 07:31
so the mass recruiting thing isnt real? Xd

oke... I will wait....

Actually i dont join so quick... Eh..

athilos today at 07:33
its all lies

aicis iii today at 07:34
oke... But is there a way i can push in youre tribe...? Lol xd

athilos today at 07:36
murder iban. If you accomplish the task, i will let you in...and give you cookies...chocolate chip.

aicis iii today at 07:38
lol


nvm ^^

lol

 

[DeletedUser]

Empire is Back on 07.07. at 20:17
lol

Empire is Back on 07.07. at 20:19
Sike kill !

PuffPuffPass. on 07.07. at 20:29
[....] <----------- insert bemused smily here

Empire is Back on 07.07. at 20:30
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!

i killllllll al your tribe !!! and YOU LOOOOOOOOLL

PuffPuffPass. on 07.07. at 20:31
Well aren't you cute... want a cookie ?

Empire is Back on 07.07. at 20:32
i hate you and your tribe i will kill your tribe one by one THIS IS MY KONTINET !

PuffPuffPass. on 07.07. at 20:34
But you don't even know me ?

I like long walks on the beach, poetry and cuddles... please don't hurt me mister bad man :|

Empire is Back on 07.07. at 20:34
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!

i killllllll al your tribe !!! and YOU LOOOOOOOOLL

PuffPuffPass. on 07.07. at 20:37
/me pets the cute little pirate and feeds him a cracker

:icon_rolleyes:

 

[DeletedUser]

I see copy-paste there Bell! ;O

 

[DeletedUser]

seke3 today at 10:21
hi!
i have maked a tribe in k56 (in our continent) and want you to join our tribe!
it seems that you are growing quite fast (witch is great ofcourse) so i wondered if you want to join!
i have sent you an invitation.
if you want to join, look at the rules in the tribe first!
it would be fun if we were at top five in the tribes.
so, do you want to join?
(read the rules carefuly! this is a serious tribe with serious members)

jhamez23 today at 10:40
i have a tribe on my own..besides i think your not good leader.. you will look bad at diplomacy.

seke3 today at 10:43
you see, i have ruled alot of tribes, 3/5 came at top 20, the rest came at top 100! next week i will go for diplomacy, because then the offensive begins!

jhamez23 today at 10:43
can you name that 3/5 tribes? what world ?

seke3 today at 10:59
one in the swedish one and someone in the english world 24 or something, but it was years ago

jhamez23 today at 11:02
lol.

good leaders stay in game

seke3 today at 11:07
?
the tribe in the swedish world was named ''svenska elitförbandet'', that name is in english: swedish elite unit

jhamez23 today at 11:27
im hard to convince .. if you have other good offers just tell me though.,. i might think change my mind

seke3 today at 11:29
okey
you will quarantee get protection for 2 weeks!

jhamez23 today at 11:34
protection for 2 weeks? why do i need protection?

seke3 today at 11:35
so no one attacks you ofcourse

jhamez23 today at 11:38
nah.. there's a beginner protection.. haha XD

is it funny? :lol:

 

[DeletedUser]

:icon_rolleyes:
Nooby.

 

[DeletedUser]

Kiwi i wub j00

and bring it angrypixel...your growth seems to have slowed down somewhat :icon_rolleyes:

 

[DeletedUser]

the rest came at top 100!

Big Deal
I think he joined every world and made a tribe which started of in the ranks:lol:
top 100 isnt much:icon_cool:

 

[DeletedUser]

Unbanned today at 17:02
Restart now if you wish a decent start. <3 I dont have the energy and didnt prepare a nice long restart circular. Just look at my tribe and whos in it, and then twstats me. If you dont recognize any of the names then you definitely want to restart. If you do then you should know that it is a good idea to restart. But even if you believe that with all this considered that you can still beat me, Im not going 2 argue that point with you. Just think of it this way. While we are fighting each other trying 2 clear each other (which WILL be happening as soon as BP is over) our progression will be severely depleted and we will lag behind others because of it. So lets try not to get offended by this mail and just think of it logically. Wouldnt you agree that it would be easier and smarter to just go ahead and restart now? <3

whitebrow today at 18:41
I dont know what you mean by TW stat you I am a bit knew at this game. You sound very scary though. so I am trying to do what you ask. Only I need help. I have restarted my pc five times already and my village has not moved please send me detailed instructions on how to restart.

Unbanned today at 18:57
=| your funny mr. comedian.

I was owned :icon_redface:

 

[athilos]

I came up a bit short

roscilmahn today at 19:07
Invite please./.

Waiting for the NO in a 127 different languages!!

Regards
[player]Roscilmahn[/player]

Athilos today at 19:31
English- NO!
Albanian- JO!
Arabic- لا!
Bulgarian- HE!
Chinese- 否!
Croatian- NE!
Czech- NE!
Danish- NEJ!
Dutch- NEE!
Estonian- EI!
Filipino- HINDI!
Finnish- EI!
French- NON!
Galician- NON!
German- NEIN!
Greek- Δεν!
Hebrew- לֹא!
Hindi- नहीं!
Hungarian- NEM!
Indonesian- TIDAK!
Italian- NO!
Japanese- いいえ！
Korean- 아니오!
Latvian- Nē!
Lithuanian- NE!
Maltese- LE!
Norwegian- NEI!
Polish- NIE!
Portuguese- Não!
Romanian- NU!
Russian- Нет!
Serbian- HE!
Slovak- NE!
Slovenian- NE!
Spanish- ¡NO!
Swedish- NEJ!
Thai- ไฮ้!
Turkish- Hayır!
Ukrainian- ні!
Vietnamese- không!

127=Lies, google translater isn't as L33T as most people think!

 

[DeletedUser]

Just look at my tribe and whos in it, and then twstats me.

Isn´t that kinda hard anyway cos you´re using an alias :icon_wink:

Anyways that mail made me giggle a little lol

 

[DeletedUser]

matflan50 today at 00:49
Hpw did you get 4 od?

F3v3R today at 08:01
Sorry,I can't tell you...I would have to noble you if I would. (jk)

matflan50 today at 11:39
oh! okay... Just a bit weird is all. ;]

F3v3R today at 11:41
I make deals with Santa Claus,I give him cookies and milk in exchange for OD points.

matflan50 today at 11:42
Ohhh... Why didn't I tink of that! Dang! Think it's too late now? you know to ask him to give me some... ='[

F3v3R today at 11:45
I've just talked to him,he said that he ran out

Sorry...

matflan50 today at 11:46
Darn... You think the jewish santa could help? =D

F3v3R today at 11:49
I never meet that one,if there is any ...but you could try I guess.

How's the game going ?

matflan50 today at 11:51
I'm sure there's one...

About the game I was ranked 37 yestoday! =(

F3v3R today at 11:54
Eh,don't worry..I'm sure you'll reach even greater rank if you keep up the good work.

Maybe you'll even get contacted by Santa,lol.

matflan50 today at 11:57
Hope so. I'll be quitting anuway to join world 41. Any idea when it's out? =O

F3v3R today at 12:03
Today between 12:00 and 16:00 server time.

matflan50 today at 12:03
You live in England? =O

F3v3R today at 12:04
Nope,I'm from Romania

matflan50 today at 12:06
darn then it will be different for meh!

I love Santa Claus.:icon_biggrin:

 

[DeletedUser]

samr7 today at 17:36
do you want to be allys?
R3D.XIII today at 20:27
with you tribe?
why not, cant hurt
R3D.XIII today at 21:49
hang on... youre the number 1 tribe?
i have 1 other member and u wanna be allies?

i found it funny that the no.1 tribe at the moment (Hero) wants my tribe of 2 people as allies :S

 

[DeletedUser]

Unbanned today at 17:02
Restart now if you wish a decent start. <3 I dont have the energy and didnt prepare a nice long restart circular. Just look at my tribe and whos in it, and then twstats me. If you dont recognize any of the names then you definitely want to restart. If you do then you should know that it is a good idea to restart. But even if you believe that with all this considered that you can still beat me, Im not going 2 argue that point with you. Just think of it this way. While we are fighting each other trying 2 clear each other (which WILL be happening as soon as BP is over) our progression will be severely depleted and we will lag behind others because of it. So lets try not to get offended by this mail and just think of it logically. Wouldnt you agree that it would be easier and smarter to just go ahead and restart now? <3

whitebrow today at 18:41
I dont know what you mean by TW stat you I am a bit knew at this game. You sound very scary though. so I am trying to do what you ask. Only I need help. I have restarted my pc five times already and my village has not moved please send me detailed instructions on how to restart.

Unbanned today at 18:57
=| your funny mr. comedian.

Unbanned today at 19:24
but I like you. You have an alias?

whitebrow today at 22:39
Ok, I am glad you like me....does that mean I can stop restarting my pc now?

I am also a bit confused, are you asking me whether I have friends or are you asking me if whitebrow is my real name?

Unbanned today at 22:40
=P we both know you don't have friends; after all your playing Tribalwars

whitebrow today at 22:49
Sad but true, I am a four foot nerd with braces and glasses but it is the first time I play TW, please help , I dont know what to do will my paladin be able to destroy your village if I attacked you with him. Just asking I just want to know how strong he is. Is 5 spears a big army?

Unbanned today at 22:53
You already have 5 spears? HOLY !@#$%^&*()!%@^#&$*%) that's massive.

Unbanned today at 22:53
but come on, what's your alias/real name (in TW)?

Unbanned today at 22:54
The parentheses so you can't misinterpret my words on purpose. I iz very kewl liek dat

whitebrow today at 22:56
Really :-o Big!!! Cool I am going to attack you now... wait no you like me I am not going to anymore. Oh and it is six spears now. You did not tell me about the paladin.

whitebrow today at 22:58
It is whitebrow, what else?

Unbanned today at 22:59
alright that's just scary. You have 6 SPEARS?!?!?!?!?1?!?!?!QUESTIONMARK!?!?!?ELEVEN?

The paladin is tha bestest.

whitebrow today at 23:04
Cool Groovy Bodacious. I feel real powerfull now.

whitebrow today at 23:05
I feel like a 6 foot 5 bodybuilder from Texas.

And then

"You cannot answer because your conversational partner has blocked your messages."

That made me very sad =(. I thought we were hitting it off too.

 

[DeletedUser]

manw77889 on 08.07. at 23:29
please join i lead the best tribe on world 25

manw77889 today at 00:46
please join you will be treated well and it will grow faster with more people so please join!!!

alberich today at 00:59
dang, you're too far away for me to lay a smack down on you

manw77889 today at 01:14
SO YOU WONT JOIN

alberich today at 02:13
has anyone?

(btw, the answer is no)

manw77889 today at 02:17
i know im starting the tribe and hey i was the head duke of the best tribe on world 25

manw77889 today at 02:18
come on it starts with 1 member then 2 then 4 then 8 then 16

alberich today at 02:28
I take it that 'head duke' means that there was more than one duke, i.e. a family

and since you only have 1 member (yourself), how many people have rejected you?

manw77889 today at 02:32
none

manw77889 today at 02:35
yeah so i created the tribe there was 1 other duke but i was the head duke

manw77889 today at 02:52
come on and join i got my friend [player]chrisluder[/player] to join

alberich today at 03:01
so no one has rejected you, even though I already have and you are desperate enough to mass recruit halfway across the continent

manw77889 today at 03:03
sorry i did not know that you were over there i was looking on the continent ranks i wasnt desperate almost everyone near me was in a tribe

alberich today at 03:20
I'm currently 520th in the continent rankings
how far down on the list did you actually go?

manw77889 today at 03:21
600th place

manw77889 today at 03:22
why wont you just join

alberich today at 03:29
because I obviously have absolutely no interest in joining your n00b tribe

manw77889 today at 03:31
well to bad

Watch out, ~RA~ is coming!

 

[DeletedUser74289]

queenhollister1 today at 01:25
hello my name is jennifer
i have played in worlds 35,36,37 and now 40
i have been in top tribes in TW
i know how to backtime,nuke, and send noble trains along with other skills
i do have a skype
i am not a point whore i maintain a good troop to point ratio
i am very loyal to my tribe

thank you for your time and i hope to join your tribe

SoWwY today at 02:11
Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

Before you started this survey, what were you doing?

What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Without looking, guess what time it is

Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Did you dream last night?

Do you remember your dreams?

When did you last laugh?

Do you remember why / at what?

What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Seen anything weird lately?

What do you think of this quiz?

What is the last film you saw?

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?

If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Tell me something about you that most people don't know.

If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Do you like to dance?

Would you ever consider living abroad?

Does your name make any interesting anagrams?

Who made the last incoming call on your phone?

What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?

Last time you swam in a pool?

Type of music you like most?

Type of music you dislike most?

Are you listening to music right now?

What color is your bedroom carpet?

If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?

What was the last thing you bought?

Have you ever ridden on a motorbike?

Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?

Do you have a garden?

Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?

What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?

If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be?

Who sent the last text message you received?

Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?

What time is bed time?

Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?

How many tattoos do you have?

If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one?

What did you do for your last birthday?

Do you carry a donor card?

Who was the last person you ate dinner with?

Is the glass half empty or half full?

What's the farthest-away place you've been?

When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?

Have you ever won a trophy?

Are you a good cook?

Do you know how to pump your own gas?

If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be?

Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school?

Do you touch-type?

What's under your bed?

Do you believe in love at first sight?

Think fast, what do you like right now?

Where were you on Valentine's day?

What time do you get up?

What was the name of your first pet?

Who is the second to last person to call you?

Is there anything going on this weekend?

How are you feeling right now?

What do you think about the most?

What time do you get up in the morning?

If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people?

Who would you tell first?

What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema?

Do you sing in the shower?

Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?

What do you do most when you are bored?

What do you do for a living?

Do you love your job?

What did you want to be when you grew up?

If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be?

Which came first the chicken or the egg?

How many keys on your key ring?

Where would you retire to?

What kind of car do you drive?

What are your best physical features?

What are your best characteristics?

If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go?

What kind of books do you like to read?

Where would you want to retire to?

What is your favorite time of the day?

Where did you grow up?

How far away from your birthplace do you live now?

What are you reading now?

Are you a morning person or a night owl?

Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?

Do you have pets?

How many rings before you answer the phone?

What is your best childhood memory?

What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life?

Any new and exciting things that you would like to share?

What is most important in life?

What Inspires You?

queenhollister1 today at 04:55
The goddess descends from the sky Wings of light and dark spread afar
ipod nano
i was in tribal wars
30 minute meals
8:00
8:19
music
today i went shopping to the mall
no
nope
right now
when i read these questions because theyre random
picture frames
a dog pooping
its long
the proposal in theaters
spain
a house in spain
i have a boyfriend
stop global warming
yea it's alright
sure
idk
my boyfriend
music
yesterday
rock
indie
yes
i dont have carpet i have wood
get a sculpture of horse inside my room
a bathing suit
yea
not really
yes
yep
food
jhonny depp
my best friend
hollister
anytime
nope
none
no
have a pool party
nope
my family
half empty
california
never
yes
yes
no
angelina jolie
yes
yea
idk
yes
food(im slim though haha)
with my boyfriend
idk
tyler
mom
party
good
my boyfriend
anytime
i would tell them right away
brother
the proposal
no
hollister
listen to music
go to school
yea
psychiatrist/music producer/photographer
music producer
the chicken
2
florida
my dad drives a nissan armada
hair,eyes,lips,and body
im very loving,caring,funny, and energetic
poetry,horror,romance
miami,florida
very far
this survey
night owl
no
yes
yea
2
going to the park
none
nope
family
anything or anyone that is different from the crowd

SoWwY today at 05:00
I counted your answers and you missed two questions some where :O.

and theres a few more where that came from :icon_razz:.

 

[DeletedUser]

Lol , so did she get an invite then?

 

[DeletedUser74289]

Lol , so did she get an invite then?

Nope she forgot two questions :lol:.

 

[DeletedUser]

That's not very fair :lol: still, it's funny.

 

[DeletedUser]

and theres a few more where that came from :icon_razz:.

lol, I must say i wouldn't have even Read that :icon_eek:

Though I get too many requests to be too funny... I have a notepad cut and paste rejection letter :icon_wink: