Funny In-Game Mails.

aloushka

Guest
aloushka on 07.07. at 17:50
Hello Neighbour

I think it would be in your best interest to restart. As i am very competetive and as soon as bp ends i will start farming you

To ensure that you dont suffer by you losing resources i suggest that you go to settings > restart > then enter your password

you have 3 days to comply

Aloushka
-NoobKiller-

ps [player]noitra[/player] will aslo rape you if you dont move

icecool123 on 07.07. at 18:22
i do not like you using the word "Rape" in a message i understand you maybe competitive but to be honest in three days ill have more troops than the US army.
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us army :p
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Unbanned on 08.07. at 17:00
Restart now if you wish a decent start. <3 I dont have the energy and didnt prepare a nice long restart circular. Just look at my tribe and whos in it, and then twstats me. If you dont recognize any of the names then you definitely want to restart. If you do then you should know that it is a good idea to restart. But even if you believe that with all this considered that you can still beat me, Im not going 2 argue that point with you. Just think of it this way. While we are fighting each other trying 2 clear each other (which WILL be happening as soon as BP is over) our progression will be severely depleted and we will lag behind others because of it. So lets try not to get offended by this mail and just think of it logically. Wouldnt you agree that it would be easier and smarter to just go ahead and restart now? <3

Whatcaniuse on 08.07. at 17:14
Let me tell u something. I am an experienced player of Tribal Wars and I dont restart for any nincompoop. You can either restart, join my tribe, or be in utter war with my tribe. I am the War general and I can declare war with anyone. Take your pick Mr. Smartalick.

Unbanned on 08.07. at 17:18
Oh lol your in Ramdattas tribe too.

I bet by experience you mean 2000 points or something. Anyways, I have been #1 OD and ODA in a bunch of worlds on several occasions, and I have been offered a spot to the #2 tribe in this world. Please reconsider the restart option.

Whatcaniuse on 08.07. at 21:39
Try again. Actually by experience I mean 22,000 points or something thank you very much. Look at world 25 and see for yourself.

Unbanned on 08.07. at 21:49
22000 points, 5 villages, and OD is
OD Rank: 6530. (10,018 score)
OD Attack Rank: 4026. (10,018 score)
OD Defense Rank: 0. (0 score)

Just about the saddest thing that someone has tried to brag about. By experience I mean dozens of wars, millions of OD and almost a million points (quit that world now though)

Whatcaniuse on 08.07. at 21:51
Good luck movin me buddy. Its better than ur doing here =). Im not moving fer nothing so eat my dust dummy.

Unbanned on 08.07. at 22:05
=| actually 358.|112 P a lot better than what you are doing there.

I am offended by you calling me dummy. So I reported your mail.

Whatcaniuse today at 02:07
Go ahead. I am offended talking to u. See ya deadmeat.

Unbanned today at 14:51
=| ur kinda taking this too seriously methinks

Whatcaniuse today at 15:30
methinks? What kinda word is that. R u english or something? Sorz but u r the one threatening everyone and I want u to stop.

Unbanned today at 17:07
Doth you 'ave a prejudice against us English folk?

Whatcaniuse today at 17:20
no! Of course not lol. I luv speaking in the English accent. American gets on my nerves every once in a while. I myself am american but my dad and I luv to try speaking the way u do. Unfortunately, Im not that good lol. So was I correct? R u English?

Unbanned today at 17:31
WHAT I NOT ENLISH I ARABIC WOMUN

Whatcaniuse today at 18:15
Then y did u say "doth you 'ave a prejudice against US English folk?" The operative word here being us. That includes you as English. I have some good friends that are arabic as well.

Unbanned today at 19:01
I NO SAY DAT WHY U SAY I SAY DAT?

Whatcaniuse today at 19:04
Scroll down the page a little. You had said that. 6 down from where I am writing now.

Unbanned today at 20:08
Sorry mate, there's 5 of us (Ashvin, Asher[English one], Ashman and Ashef and Ashma) taking care of this account, its very hard to keep track so there is a journal. Ashma is very bad at English and never writes in the journal. Everyone forgives her except Ashman. Now he's beating Ashma for not telling us she wrote to you. She is crying. The other two are trying to seperate her while I look away. It's very painful to watch.

Whatcaniuse today at 20:37
um...ok. This is getting a little off hand. Do you guys want to start over? Forget all about this? I am not a mean person. Only when threatened.

Unbanned today at 20:41
ASHMAN SAY TELL YOU SORRRY

SORRRY
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I know I used someones line about the multiple people and beating and stuff.. but still funny (methinks). And the guy still won't restart :icon_confused: I mean I even lied about some of the stuff and he didn't restart. Scared him in the end though =)

Whatcaniuse wants to add you to his Buddy list Jul 09,2009 20:42
Whatcaniuse invites you to the tribe 'Veni Vedi Veci' Jul 09,2009 20:47
 
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DeletedUser

Guest
Double post

whatcaniuse today at 20:49
ok, you don't have to. Personal allies are just as good. But why wont you? We are one of the best tribes out there.

unbanned today at 20:57
=|

who said we were pas?

whatcaniuse today at 21:04
ok, when you write to me, can you please write your name in the bottom. For example

~whatcaniuse.

That way i will know who i am talking to and i don't get mixed up?
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DeletedUser33250

Guest
torin98 today at 03:48
MARS is growing rapidly.

We already have members in your area. If you want a tribe that cares about each member, then join us. If you want a tribe that will work 110% percent for each member, then join us. If you want a tribe that will listen to you and help you progress and expand, then join us. If you want a loyal and hardworking tribe, then join us.

MARS, Fight with us, and bathe in our glory!

Will u join us

BEST REGARDS
Torin98

torin98 today at 14:42
so, what do you say?

Sir Warper today at 21:11
no

torin98 today at 21:12
dude, common dont be stubborn, you will be in a tribe with experienced players who will help you, but i guess if you dont join your gonna be farmed, and im sorry if you do not join

Sir Warper today at 21:15
bring it on

torin98 today at 21:15
well, im sure your a newb.....

Sir Warper today at 21:20
check profile

torin98 today at 21:21
i dont care about your profile, and thats 1 reason why i would like you in my tribe....now common....

torin98 today at 21:21
i dont like starting useless fights....

Sir Warper today at 21:25
iNoob!

torin98 today at 21:25
?

Sir Warper today at 21:26
iNoob!
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i iz newb :'(
 

DeletedUser

Guest
The End Of You on 09.07. at 23:21
May i haz cookie? :(

Cookie.Monster on 09.07. at 23:28
J00 wantz teh cookiez

The End Of You on 09.07. at 23:42
I r want T3H Cookeh!!!!!!!!

Cookie.Monster on 09.07. at 23:47
first J00 must join teh dark side

i'm not allowed to give cookiez to anyone but those on the darkside

*nom nom* better be quick about it before i eatz them all

The End Of You on 09.07. at 23:48
T3h dark side? :O

buuut how mr cookie man..

Cookie.Monster on 09.07. at 23:51
first you must go thru the forest and find A magical Leopleurodon . it will show you the wayyyy

The End Of You on 09.07. at 23:57
What may he looky-like?

Cookie.Monster today at 00:00
I SAID MaGiCaL

he will tell you teh waii to candy mountain

The End Of You today at 00:03
Magical means i'll find himz straight away then ? :O

Wowzors.

So what after my trek to candeh cliff

Cookie.Monster today at 00:08
you cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring *hold s up herring*

then bring back a shrubbery

The End Of You today at 00:22
Ok but i fell into some twubbles with thugs on teh forum :(

iBan warriors..

But i showed dem!

*Holds up the blood-soaked herring*

Cookie.Monster today at 00:26
UNpossible screen shot or it never happened

The End Of You today at 00:50
Don't you mean impossible :O

The End Of You today at 00:51
http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/tzu/lowres/tzun142l.jpg

Cookie.Monster today at 00:53
dis ... is not what i asked!!!!!

DO YoU WANT TeH CoOkeEs OR NOT!!!!!1

The End Of You today at 00:55
How about a perished one for that? :(

Cookie.Monster today at 00:58
You get none *glares*....


where is my shrubbery?

The End Of You today at 01:04
Me lost it :(

Damn thugs..

Cookie.Monster today at 01:05
*Eats your cookiez*

no shrubbery no cookiez

*glarez*

The End Of You today at 01:08
Buh buh but.. :(

Cookie.Monster today at 01:09
no buts ...

no shrubbery
NO COOKIEZ

The End Of You today at 01:10
DAMN!!!

-Pulls a fit-

Cookie.Monster today at 01:15
*eatz more cookiez*

The End Of You today at 01:17
:(

Cookie.Monster today at 01:17
what did lord Vader say?

*eatz cookiez*

The End Of You today at 01:21
no idea o.o

Cookie.Monster today at 01:23
Useless
I bet you can't even use teh saberz

The End Of You today at 01:27
I can't :(

Cookie.Monster today at 01:29
J00 will never get thess *holds up cookiez*

*eatz themz*

no darkside
NO COOKIEZ
no ShRuBbErY
NO COOKIEZ

*nom nom*

The End Of You today at 01:33
I will stay on the good side then :(

Cookie.Monster today at 01:35
join teh dark side we haz saberz and Cookiez
you haz neither

FAIL

The End Of You today at 01:36
We haz saberz and white shiny cookies, not burnt black ones on urz side ;O

Cookie.Monster today at 01:37
once J00 go black you nevar go bak

The End Of You today at 01:38
LULS

The End Of You today at 01:42
Wow dude,

that joely guy is so damn stupid.

Cookie.Monster today at 01:44
Who?

screen shot or it NEVAR HAPPENED

The End Of You today at 01:45
l0l wtf

The End Of You today at 01:45
The joelymante guy in your tribe..

he's a mockery on externals

Cookie.Monster today at 01:51
no J00 is mockery

The End Of You today at 01:53
luls ;]

Cookie.Monster today at 01:54
i don't see J00 post in that thread thus i mock you

*MOCK*

The End Of You today at 01:57
You dont realise im Swans1981?

Cookie.Monster today at 02:07
nope

[player]swans1981[/player] has an account on w40

The End Of You today at 02:10
yes i used it but decided to change my name

trust me.. im him.. lol.

The End Of You today at 02:10
swans1981 is my w7 acc
swanny is w1.uk acc

Cookie.Monster today at 02:14
R U 1337?

The End Of You today at 02:24
I like to think i am.
LOL

Cookie.Monster today at 02:32
LIEZ

ur not on the darkside
ur not abil to handle saberz
ur not abil to bring back shrubbery
ur not abil to cut down tree with herring

ur not 1337 enough for teh cookiez

NUN FOR YOU
*nom nom*

Cookie.Monster today at 02:34
j00 don't even know what a magical Liopleurodon looks leik

The End Of You today at 02:35
:'(((((((((((
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/stated
 

DeletedUser75145

Guest
bloody noobs

can i just say what is it with people demanding they restart so they can farm a barbarian that makes no sense to me what so ever, wouldn't you want them to grow around you so there are bigger villages quicker so you will get more resources big woop you might loss a few troops but its still better. dam all these noobs they need putting in there place.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
penguin-ator said:
can i just say what is it with people demanding they restart so they can farm a barbarian that makes no sense to me what so ever, wouldn't you want them to grow around you so there are bigger villages quicker so you will get more resources big woop you might loss a few troops but its still better. dam all these noobs they need putting in there place.
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Not true. More barbs mean more farming which means more troops. If there is a problem finding targets in a church radius such as that of a original Church then you have are either unlucky or doing it wrong.

:icon_wink:
 

DeletedUser75145

Guest
ok then if you think that but i find farming player alot more rewarding
 

Swans1981

Guest
Sir Warper said:
i iz newb :'(
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Oooh torin players this world :D!
Interesting indeed.

Cookie, what was the point in that convo being put up?
It's only funny if you say so, for the people in it :)

And i managed to steal a cookie from teh cookeh jar o.o
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Such long.....long mails mine was simple and easy


aprajit on 09.07. at 01:16
Hey Mate,

We've both recently joined this world and I took a look around, we're pretty close to each other. I was wondering if you'd like to be friends, or personal allies? I like to be an aggressive player and I need to know who I can trust. I'm offering you a spot on my personal allies, I've sent the request. You can find if you go to settings and then down the side there should be an option called start over, that's the name of my friends group. If you click on that you'll see my request, all you need to do is click ok to accept it. You need to confirm who you are so that they know it's not a sitter of course, but once you do this we will be personal allies and will conquer our area.

I really look forward to it mate, because I know we can work well together and grow to conquer our area.

You don't need to reply, once you accept I'll know.

Your new friend,
Aprajit

ReonSinner on 09.07. at 12:12
Ok, i will accept your request to be your PA.

Heres a cheer to our alliance !

ReonSinner
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DeletedUser

Guest
These hero guys are great

Subject: [player]Mr. Asian[/player] attacks [village]549|475[/village]
Sent:Jul 11,2009 05:39


Luck: -18.3
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Morale: 100%

Attacker: [player]Mr. Asian[/player]
Village: [village]548|475[/village]
Quantity:

15
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1
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Losses:

15
unit_spear.png
1
unit_knight.png

Defender: [player]joebest1[/player]
Village: [village]549|475[/village]
Haul :
holz.png
lehm.png
eisen.png


converted by www.TW-REPORT.net
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Then he sent me a mail

You just owned some of my people lol. I figured you'd be good so I'll leave you alone ;)
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Droideka7

Guest
wow, I want to be a Hero so badly, they're so 1337 that they use spear nukes :)
 
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