Pulsar FTW on 16.07. at 00:41
GOOD DAY SIR !
Might i ask you what pleasure do your troops come with?
And how do like like to be greeted?
Cake? Cookies? Icecream?
Or any combination of the three.
Thank you !
Love x
dominator82 on 16.07. at 00:54
That s pretty funny! stop farming my tribe mates!
Pulsar FTW on 16.07. at 01:01
MATES! MATES!
Let me ask you this... Were they invited to your last birthday party? Do they carry you home when your drunk?
No? Then they are not mates ! (If they did. Ignore this)
Anndddddd whilst we're on the subject of mates. Am i not your matey?
I never attacked you! so we should be!.
P.S
No. He's my farm !
dominator82 on 16.07. at 01:08
I like your attitude! Let s have some fun!
Pulsar FTW on 16.07. at 01:15
What sort of fun?
With whips?
My tribe is the Kinky Whips Klub.
Too bad we met under such unfortunate circumstances.
If only we met for another reason.
Then we could celebrate that this is the season.
To have fun.
Run around in the sun.
But alas. Attacking me in Treason.
LOL
Pulsar FTW on 16.07. at 07:01
Come on... Your no fun
I wrote you a lymeric.
dominator82 on 16.07. at 15:29
I dont understand the last sentence: "But alas. Attacking me in Treason."
Pulsar FTW on 16.07. at 17:34
Was meant to be IS... lol
Why are your tribe all attacking me? Ehh? Ehh? I thought we was friends?
And anyway Why are they defending that guy. He's been my farm since beginer protection was over. Never moaned before.
dominator82 on 16.07. at 17:36
I can stop them if you stop attacking him! I cant stop them if you re keeping him as your farm!
Pulsar FTW on 16.07. at 17:43
Whyyyyyy not. He's been my farm for AGES
Earliest report i got is from 7days ago... But that shows how inactive he is. He only complained yesterday. I've been attacking him for about 2 weeks.
dominator82 on 16.07. at 18:05
He s active now! give him a break! And if he goes inactive again! I will ask you to farm him for me!
Pulsar FTW on 16.07. at 18:18
Yeah but.... He lost his chance. Tell him to restart...
dominator82 on 16.07. at 19:58
You can tell him yourself! He might actually listen!
Pulsar FTW on 16.07. at 20:05
Your right! I shalal write him a poem....
Anything i should include? Whats his favourite sport?
And pass time?
dominator82 on 16.07. at 20:10
You are too much!!!!
Pulsar FTW on 16.07. at 20:22
^ ^
I am lovely thas all.
Pulsar FTW on 17.07. at 02:50
I have more incomings! I have 3 fro your tribe. I havent attacked your mate since. But now. I plan to cat his villa to shit.
dominator82 on 17.07. at 02:54
Dude just tell me that you wont attack him anymore and no one will send any troops to your village!
Pulsar FTW on 17.07. at 02:55
Well I'd stopped attacking him. But your tribe have sent two more attacks. For your heavy handedness. I will destroy him. Back to 26points when I'm done.
Pulsar FTW on 17.07. at 02:57
Dam your the dukey boy.
I was gunna mail the duke telling him to drop him.
Waste of space really.
Just good to be a farm.
dominator82 on 17.07. at 02:59
Dont get too upset. My attack is a fake and I m sure that most of the others are as well! If you tell me that you ll stop attacking him, I ll ask whoever is sending troops to your vill which of those attacks is real!
Where is your sense of humor???
Pulsar FTW on 17.07. at 03:06
It died. With the late night sitting up to dodge....
Pulsar FTW on 17.07. at 03:21
I guess its this late night making me grumpy.
Sitting here. In the dark, hearing noises making me jumpy.
With each new attack
It gets harder and harder to hold back.
My troops are itching for blood
*swashh* *swoooosh* *urgh* Thud.
Your troops head.
Here on a platter.
It's really time for me to go to bed....
We'll talk more of this matter......
tomorrow.
dominator82 on 17.07. at 03:22
Alright! if that makes you feel better!
dominator82 on 17.07. at 03:22
Talk to you tomorrow!
dominator82 on 17.07. at 15:12
Hey I asked everyone to stop sending troops to your village! I still do not know which of these attacks are real!