Funny mails/restarts/disbandments

DeletedUser

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Hello said:
jkmiii today at 01:06
I have read your problem about the color light blue and your computer. I know your allies are EXTREAMLY limited. I will still ask.
I would like out tribes to be allies. It will be benefitial to both of use in the long run. If u do not want a alliship then please consider a NAP.
thanks, jkmiii
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i lolled.

If you dont get it read my tribes profile
 
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DeletedUser

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Here are bits and pieces of a conversation I had:

hi said:
Achilles the brave on 17.07. at 19:16
why are you attacking me?

Achilles the brave on 17.07. at 19:16
oh......ok........but you will not noble me ....are you?

Achilles the brave on 17.07. at 19:22
if you dont want to have trobles dont attack me and my tribe.......

Achilles the brave on 17.07. at 19:28
why dont you let me and i will pay you then tribute

Achilles the brave on 17.07. at 19:30
and i will pay tribute

Achilles the brave on 17.07. at 19:32
we dont want war.......i am the duke of my tribe......

Achilles the brave on 17.07. at 19:33
ok.......we dont want war because you are stronger.......we have internal problems.......

Achilles the brave on 17.07. at 19:33
a lot of members left and are attacking us
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Ripfin

Guest
just got this from a player one of my guys is farming/attacking:

********** today at 11:28I think most tribes follow the rule on no attacking other tribes without reason. One of your players, ******** raided my village overnight. He lost all his troops but took half of mine with him.

Could you get him to stop any more plans on attacking, I really don't want to spend my resources rebuilding armies. At this stage I've got more important things to focus on.
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as it goes i wonder what game this guy plays?
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Ripfin said:
just got this from a player one of my guys is farming/attacking:



as it goes i wonder what game this guy plays?
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seems like your member got his troops pwnd for no reason?

He doesn't seem like an idiot to me :/
 

DeletedUser41666

Guest
Been farming a member of T Rex since beginer protection ended. And they decided they didnt like it... I had 6 incomings from them. The first was from this guy, So i decided to mail him
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Good day said:
Pulsar FTW on 16.07. at 00:41
GOOD DAY SIR !

Might i ask you what pleasure do your troops come with?

And how do like like to be greeted?

Cake? Cookies? Icecream?

Or any combination of the three.

Thank you !

Love x

dominator82 on 16.07. at 00:54
That s pretty funny! stop farming my tribe mates!

Pulsar FTW on 16.07. at 01:01
MATES! MATES!

Let me ask you this... Were they invited to your last birthday party? Do they carry you home when your drunk?
No? Then they are not mates ! (If they did. Ignore this)

Anndddddd whilst we're on the subject of mates. Am i not your matey? :( I never attacked you! so we should be!.


P.S

No. He's my farm !

dominator82 on 16.07. at 01:08
I like your attitude! Let s have some fun!

Pulsar FTW on 16.07. at 01:15
What sort of fun?
With whips?

My tribe is the Kinky Whips Klub.

Too bad we met under such unfortunate circumstances.

If only we met for another reason.
Then we could celebrate that this is the season.
To have fun.
Run around in the sun.
But alas. Attacking me in Treason.


LOL

Pulsar FTW on 16.07. at 07:01
Come on... Your no fun :( I wrote you a lymeric. :(

dominator82 on 16.07. at 15:29
I dont understand the last sentence: "But alas. Attacking me in Treason."

Pulsar FTW on 16.07. at 17:34
Was meant to be IS... lol

Why are your tribe all attacking me? Ehh? Ehh? I thought we was friends? :(

And anyway Why are they defending that guy. He's been my farm since beginer protection was over. Never moaned before.

dominator82 on 16.07. at 17:36
I can stop them if you stop attacking him! I cant stop them if you re keeping him as your farm!

Pulsar FTW on 16.07. at 17:43
Whyyyyyy not. He's been my farm for AGES :(

Earliest report i got is from 7days ago... But that shows how inactive he is. He only complained yesterday. I've been attacking him for about 2 weeks.

dominator82 on 16.07. at 18:05
He s active now! give him a break! And if he goes inactive again! I will ask you to farm him for me!

Pulsar FTW on 16.07. at 18:18
Yeah but.... He lost his chance. Tell him to restart...

dominator82 on 16.07. at 19:58
You can tell him yourself! He might actually listen!

Pulsar FTW on 16.07. at 20:05
Your right! I shalal write him a poem....
Anything i should include? Whats his favourite sport?
And pass time?

dominator82 on 16.07. at 20:10
You are too much!!!!

Pulsar FTW on 16.07. at 20:22
^ ^

I am lovely thas all.

Pulsar FTW on 17.07. at 02:50
I have more incomings! I have 3 fro your tribe. I havent attacked your mate since. But now. I plan to cat his villa to shit.

dominator82 on 17.07. at 02:54
Dude just tell me that you wont attack him anymore and no one will send any troops to your village!

Pulsar FTW on 17.07. at 02:55
Well I'd stopped attacking him. But your tribe have sent two more attacks. For your heavy handedness. I will destroy him. Back to 26points when I'm done.

Pulsar FTW on 17.07. at 02:57
:( Dam your the dukey boy.

I was gunna mail the duke telling him to drop him.

Waste of space really.

Just good to be a farm.

dominator82 on 17.07. at 02:59
Dont get too upset. My attack is a fake and I m sure that most of the others are as well! If you tell me that you ll stop attacking him, I ll ask whoever is sending troops to your vill which of those attacks is real!
Where is your sense of humor???

Pulsar FTW on 17.07. at 03:06
It died. With the late night sitting up to dodge.... :(

Pulsar FTW on 17.07. at 03:21
I guess its this late night making me grumpy.
Sitting here. In the dark, hearing noises making me jumpy.
With each new attack
It gets harder and harder to hold back.
My troops are itching for blood
*swashh* *swoooosh* *urgh* Thud.
Your troops head.
Here on a platter.
It's really time for me to go to bed....
We'll talk more of this matter......

tomorrow.

dominator82 on 17.07. at 03:22
Alright! if that makes you feel better!

dominator82 on 17.07. at 03:22
Talk to you tomorrow!

dominator82 on 17.07. at 15:12
Hey I asked everyone to stop sending troops to your village! I still do not know which of these attacks are real!
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Aethelred2

Guest
I had to restart....got farmed when being sat.
Give me pity lol.
 

thewaytoplay

Guest
Thewaytoplay said:
PLEASE!!! said:
shelem today at 08:20
Please DOn't attack me!!!

Thewaytoplay today at 22:26
enjoying the rim?

shelem today at 22:31
Look at my profile and you will see.
For sure I'll take revenge...
Wait for me and remember my name:
SHELEM

Thewaytoplay today at 22:52
I hope you learned a couple of things after getting rimmed.
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Restart said:
Thewaytoplay on 27.06. at 06:06
Hello,

It's very unfortunately that your village was placed by mine. If you've been playing Tws as long as I have you certainly know who I am.

So for you to have the most enjoyment out of this game & a much higher chance
of survival I recommend the following:

settings --> Start over --> insert Password

This will result you in being placed fairly far away thus giving you a much higher chance of surviving and even thriving on the rim.

You make think that sticking around to fight this out with me will slow us both down, your wrong. It won't slow me down at all. Tt will just end in you waisting your troops resources and ultimately your time.

shelem on 27.06. at 11:07
Hello the great Thewaytoplay,
You said that it's so unfortunate that my village is next to yours but I don't think so.by having a strong neighbor like you I feel very relaxed and I'm sure that no one will dare to attack this area.So be sure that we can be very good friends for each other.
I wish you good luck.
Please help me whenever I need it.
Your friend Shelem...
Bye...

Thewaytoplay today at 23:19
didn't take my advice did you?
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:lol:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Pulsar FTW said:
Been farming a member of T Rex since beginer protection ended. And they decided they didnt like it... I had 6 incomings from them. The first was from this guy, So i decided to mail him
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That made me :lol:
 

Ripfin

Guest
bananahammock said:
seems like your member got his troops pwnd for no reason?

He doesn't seem like an idiot to me :/
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welll my guy did lose a farm unit but he sent a clearing force and took out other guys, thats what i hate about scouts they don't show whats out on this world.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
restart said:
07rogersg today at 00:30
If you have received this message, you are in my 7x7 and i would like to farm your village, if you re-start, you will be my PA & be under my protection, just saying if you do not re-start i will be considered an enemy and i WILL farm you.

(To restart go to, Settings>Start over>confirm password.

Thank-you.

Silverfox. today at 02:14
umm.. Well i think i should not restart. one because your only just started not long ago and 2 i have friends near me with over 4000 points with 2 villages. I wont tell them a thing but attacking me will result in me grassing on you : )

07rogersg today at 11:33
Fine, as i said we are enemies, and you really expect me to believe that?

Silverfox. today at 12:52
your an asshole you know that..

Silverfox. today at 12:53
I restarted...
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