Funny mails

DeletedUser

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Here's one i got.

1) I've removed the names to protect the guilty (yeah i know, i'm too nice sometimes)
2) I got this recruitment letter just after I'd cleared out one of their members in my 7x7 and was in the processing of catting down his farm, barracks and then HQ

[spoil] <random tribe's recruiter> on 05.02. at 08:19

Hi Doctor,

<random tribe> might look a small tribe, but our leader is from 28 world and his ego is - 200%, he does all for the members of the tribe.
I would like you to consider joining us and it definitely will benefit for you!

Doctor Lolwut on 05.02. at 09:06

Hi ,

You should check the map before recruiting, im sure <random tribe member i just crushed> wouldnt want another tribe member in his 7x7. I know i'd be very upset if my tribe's recruiter did this

DL



<random tribe's recruiter> on 05.02. at 09:07

Actually i would say we should kick him, as he doesnt know how to post reports in forums, how to ask support and how to dodge offensive troops during night.
I will talk with <random tribe's leader> about him and hopefully you could join in his place?



Doctor Lolwut on 05.02. at 09:21

dont boot him on my behalf, im pretty happy tribeless atm. pretty sure he'll go barb soon anyway

DL


<random tribe's recruiter> on 05.02. at 09:31

I hope you will decide to join <random tribe> in soon future and not attack us anymore, except for <random tribe member i just crushed>.



<random tribe's recruiter> on 05.02. at 21:46

Dead <random tribe member i just crushed>? haha[/spoil]


I sort of found it a bit funny how they hung the poor guy out to dry, didnt try to help him, but tried to recruit me instead.
 
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DeletedUser

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Doctor Lolwut said:
Here's one i got.

1) I've removed the names to protect the guilty (yeah i know, i'm too nice sometimes)
2) I got this recruitment letter just after I'd cleared out one of their members in my 7x7 and was in the processing of catting down his farm, barracks and then HQ

[spoil] <random tribe's recruiter> on 05.02. at 08:19

Hi Doctor,

<random tribe> might look a small tribe, but our leader is from 28 world and his ego is - 200%, he does all for the members of the tribe.
I would like you to consider joining us and it definitely will benefit for you!

Doctor Lolwut on 05.02. at 09:06

Hi ,

You should check the map before recruiting, im sure <random tribe member i just crushed> wouldnt want another tribe member in his 7x7. I know i'd be very upset if my tribe's recruiter did this

DL



<random tribe's recruiter> on 05.02. at 09:07

Actually i would say we should kick him, as he doesnt know how to post reports in forums, how to ask support and how to dodge offensive troops during night.
I will talk with <random tribe's leader> about him and hopefully you could join in his place?



Doctor Lolwut on 05.02. at 09:21

dont boot him on my behalf, im pretty happy tribeless atm. pretty sure he'll go barb soon anyway

DL


<random tribe's recruiter> on 05.02. at 09:31

I hope you will decide to join <random tribe> in soon future and not attack us anymore, except for <random tribe member i just crushed>.



<random tribe's recruiter> on 05.02. at 21:46

Dead <random tribe member i just crushed>? haha[/spoil]


I sort of found it a bit funny how they hung the poor guy out to dry, didnt try to help him, but tried to recruit me instead.
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Poor <random tribe member you just crushed>. Thrown out like garbage by his stupid tribe leader.
 

DeletedUser109960

Guest
After asking for troop counts from my tribe in preparation for a war(I am the duke), a player more or less demanded he immediately become baron and threatened to leave. Needless to say he was dismissed.

pxaiublbi Feb 09,2013 15:14
I've just joined.. how can I trust you if you are not willing to trust my skills?

Hahaha... Look thing is I'm not patient enough I'm impatient and thinking about starting on my own, just wish we could still be friends :)?

StefanGolas Feb 09,2013 15:16
Are you seriously suggesting I trust you to be a baron before you even tell me your troop count?

If this is your attitude then you are released from your oath to the Brotherhood, he have no need of you anymore.

pxaiublbi Feb 09,2013 15:17
thanks me neither, still wana be friends :D?

StefanGolas Feb 09,2013 15:17
No.

pxaiublbi Feb 09,2013 15:18
haha no problem mate my temper is better than yours, goodluck and my the best men win :)
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DeletedUser109960

Guest
Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

pxaiublbi Feb 09,2013 15:26
great :) I dont live everyday to please you

StefanGolas Feb 09,2013 15:27
That much is evident

pxaiublbi Feb 09,2013 15:28
donnt know what evident means

StefanGolas Feb 09,2013 15:29
How old are you?

pxaiublbi Feb 09,2013 15:29
18

StefanGolas Feb 09,2013 15:30
I take it your first language isn't english

pxaiublbi Feb 09,2013 15:30
no it's not mate, im from malta, where are you from and how old are you :)?

StefanGolas Feb 09,2013 15:31
If you're not going to stop putting smiley faces at the end of every message we can just stop talking

pxaiublbi Feb 09,2013 15:32
just trying to be nice

StefanGolas Feb 09,2013 15:34
I don't care

pxaiublbi Feb 09,2013 15:36
so i tryed being your friend by you are totaly hopless you only care about your selff, good bye then we will meet again in the future

StefanGolas Feb 09,2013 15:38
You are absolutely correct, and no we won't.
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nad destroyer

Guest
lol stef you can't argue with idiots. Sometimes its best to just use block.
 

DeletedUser109699

Guest
I got some Pm's from TID members claiming there are no problems in TID, while I have made enough connections and we where even somewhat the reason... So or they truly don't even see it and they're just fools, or they try to stay safe saying there aren't any problems :D


Anyway TID's gonna fall very soon :D (already started a bit) :)
 

DeletedUser108278

Guest
beg me please.

afkeying Feb 10,2013 00:13
what level is your farm level?

x3mwisp Feb 10,2013 00:17
Why?! :)

afkeying Feb 10,2013 00:18
4k population of hell is going your way. Enjoy.

x3mwisp Feb 10,2013 00:18
Thx.

x3mwisp Feb 10,2013 00:29
I'll eat it. Got stacked.

afkeying Feb 10,2013 00:30
ok :)

x3mwisp Feb 10,2013 00:31
Just pls pls did you target the farm? It's level 4. I want to still build troops...

afkeying Feb 10,2013 00:33
man i always hit the farm..

x3mwisp Feb 10,2013 09:33
farm me. My sitter sucks hard. I'm quitting. I hate noobs.

x3mwisp Feb 10,2013 09:33
Plus he started building def. I'm rly annoyed.

afkeying Feb 10,2013 09:40
> gets cleared
> wants to defend with offense
> calls sitter bad

logically.
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TheRiverStyx

TheRiverStyx

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Not especially hilarious but it's my first one of these and I'm posting it :icon_biggrin:

A tiny guy I've been farming for 2 days:

UNDERCOVERMOD Feb 10,2013 15:56
stop att or else my whole tribe wel att you ! you have been warned

An Aroused Koala Feb 10,2013 16:01
I will consider myself well and truly warned then.
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DeletedUser108278

Guest
DaWolf85 said:
It's a quest, they only send one spear iirc. You gave him the correct advice; the point of the quest is to dodge.
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not worth dodging, it doesn't kill any troops :facepalm:

Tick-Tacks Feb 09,2013 22:07
you're next

afkeying Feb 09,2013 22:11
can't wait.

afkeying Feb 09,2013 22:11
who was first?

Tick-Tacks Feb 09,2013 22:12
assassin, robf66, hammer, coleman ;)

afkeying Feb 09,2013 22:13
I think I cleared about the same amount of members from your tribe by myself.

how many did it take from your tribe to clear those players?

Tick-Tacks Feb 09,2013 22:15
quiet a few :/ hahaha
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DeletedUser108278

Guest
I thought the attack came after you sent the support - not entirely sure, but I didn't send all my troops when I did the quest..just 1 spear and withdrew immediately.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Just got this love letter.
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Subject Lucky Nub >>
Conversational partner <name removed>
Folder: Inbox
Reply Forward Delete Export

<name removed> today at 10:04
Poor troop count that you have, I suppose you didn't check my profile, I am a world winner twice, I know many people as a result, your name is now on their list, I would just press delete now, you were just lucky you got my troops returning or you would have been backtimed.
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I guess my time in this world will be limited. Good bye cruel world. I was hoping to stick around a bit longer as I re-learn this game. I thought real life will take me away from this world first, guess not.

He's upset because I took out over 350 of his LC plus other assortment of troops. I would not be happy either, but I would view this as an opportunity to graciously say bye to friends and conclude my journey of re-learn this game.

Alas, people don't seem to think the same.
 

DeletedUser108278

Guest
Backstory: The Plank attacks tribemember near me that I have tripwired..I know he doesn't have rams. I backtime his attack based on my "your support has been attacked" message..he acuses me of cheating :)


The Plank Feb 12,2013 17:47
send that after 1h and 50 minutes
then my army return with goods :)

The Plank Feb 12,2013 17:47
Haul: 1.475 2.366 1.584

The Plank Feb 12,2013 17:47
;)


afkeying Feb 12,2013 17:51
yeah that's not that impressive..I get that from ouchies evry 15 minutes lol

The Plank Feb 12,2013 17:55
are you use multiple accounts? hmm

afkeying Feb 12,2013 17:56
What would make you think that?

you killed my tripwire troop. Don't think I can't backtime off that report knowing you don't have rams :)

The Plank Feb 12,2013 17:57
ok.. we let admins to decide ;)

afkeying Feb 12,2013 17:58
oki :D
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http://en67.tribalwars.net/public_report/06ad13b1203af69767e18c738c8a8ba1

The Plank Feb 12,2013 18:32
you are mr wonderful that is the truth. not sure if i have ever seen a better player than you. they can dream to be but will never achieve...


afkeying Feb 12,2013 18:41
wasnt sure if that was sarcastic or not :X

The Plank Feb 12,2013 18:41
it wasnt :/
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