Funny mails

[openeye]

Not the greatest, but I had a good chuckle when I read what his plans were.

kaddad14 Feb 16,2013 11:35
i am active pleease stop attacking me or at least wait tilll im your level for a fair fight

Openeye Feb 17,2013 00:29
You started before me.

kaddad14 Feb 17,2013 12:06
what do you mean i did not attack anyone i was saving my troops to capture a bunus village

kaddad14 Feb 17,2013 12:07
and know you people attack me for the folliy my partner did and tell me his name so i can punish him

Openeye Feb 17,2013 14:49
[player]bu342[/player]

kaddad14 Feb 17,2013 16:27
WHAT THE

kaddad14 Feb 17,2013 16:27
thats it im quiting his tribe

Openeye Feb 17,2013 16:27
That's prolly best. If you don't like the only other member of your tribe, you should prolly leave.

kaddad14 Feb 17,2013 16:28
i know bye bye cruel world

Openeye Feb 17,2013 16:30
To be or not to be: that is the question.

kaddad14 Feb 17,2013 16:31
well can i join your tribe

kaddad14 Feb 17,2013 16:31
nah forget it

kaddad14 Feb 17,2013 16:31
i already relocated

 

[DeletedUser108278]

Our tribe was mass-mailed this message - and we have had no contact with Good$ before.

ByteKing Feb 17,2013 14:17
Dear Friend,

This is [player]byteking[/player], duke of [ally]good$[/ally] (http://enc1.tribalwars.net/hall_of_fame.php)...

We have an emergency situation and would like to ask a personal favor, while we are communicating with your tribe leadership.

we need immediate support to [coord]411|402[/coord], just what you can spare.

we have been betrayed by [ally]oz[/ally], having a NAP with them with the conditions of before breaking the nap there should be at least 2 days notice, we know diplomacy might not hold up, but we have just trusted via honor. They sent us a surprise attack luckily we have sniped a noble train.

We hope to be able to return the favor in the future.

Thank you very much.

we remain

sincerely yours,
[player]byteking[/player]

I decided to attack him instead

 

[DeletedUser53418]

Our tribe was mass-mailed this message - and we have had no contact with Good$ before.




I decided to attack him instead

Most tribe in K34 were mass mailed for assistance including my own.

 

[DeletedUser]

This guy really wants me in his tribe

pritch1991 Feb 17,2013 21:35
I'm wondering if you'd like to join us?

I know you scouted my mate

silverpheonix Feb 17,2013 21:37
Would you like to see the report? I've been looking around for point whores, and he's clearly noble-rushing.

And I'm most likely going to be joining a different tribe along with the other good players in Defi.

silverpheonix Feb 17,2013 21:38
Well, rushing isn't the right word, lol, he's going very slow, but his farm isn't high enough for too many troops.

pritch1991 Feb 17,2013 21:52
We are not rushing haven't a clue why he has no troops

But we are experienced people and we are known as the best BROS

pritch1991 Feb 17,2013 22:11
Ill have nobleman in 3days too

pritch1991 Feb 17,2013 22:18
Soon as you join us bet you would love us

We are active and friendly

pritch1991 Feb 17,2013 22:36
Who else has invited you?

pritch1991 Feb 17,2013 21:53
You will see our success come see

silverpheonix Feb 17,2013 22:05
lol, everyone wants me, I feel so special

pritch1991 Feb 17,2013 22:07
We as a tribe will solidly protect you

Come look and if you don't like tell me then that's fine

We are experienced players

silverpheonix Feb 17,2013 22:11
oh my, I..ohhh, do I stay or do I go now?

If I don't like what I see, I can leave without repercussions, right?

pritch1991 Feb 17,2013 22:13
Yes you can mate its your choice come see what were like

We are friends from all worlds who wish to win this time come join and you can leave if you wish but I'm here to win with my mates this time

 

[DeletedUser]

silverpheonix Feb 17,2013 23:34
why are you even still playing that village?

SOLIDER Feb 17,2013 23:58
just logged on today and see your incoming. please let me continue to enjoy the game. i can help you if you are willing to let me play.

silverpheonix Feb 18,2013 00:03
The best way you can help me is to restart. You haven't been in for ages, and trust me, you can't compete anymore in the core.

You can still contribute to the game from the rim, and I might even give you more advice.

SOLIDER Feb 18,2013 00:10
no, i just want to build to pass time. why don't i set you as my sitter and you help me?

silverpheonix Feb 18,2013 00:11
Because you'll be under constant attack here and nobled later on.

SOLIDER Feb 18,2013 00:12
i build up first then you can noble me. i just want to stay around a bit longer.

SOLIDER Feb 18,2013 00:13
you can support me with troops so that i can stunt the growth of those who have been farming me.

silverpheonix Feb 18,2013 00:15
That's a tempting offer, but no. I'v already got an attack headed at you to destroy your farm.

Let me put it this way, even if I did support you, the players around you could easily cat your village to the ground so you can't defend. Like I am now.

SOLIDER Feb 18,2013 00:26
i can rebuild quickly because i have high level mines. just give me a chance. i have been busy last week and so my troops got wiped out. i will be more active this week.

SOLIDER Feb 18,2013 00:27
anyway, i will not give up. you will get nothing from me.

silverpheonix Feb 18,2013 00:30
you won't have a choice

He has level 20 mines, 10 HQ, 8 barracks, 6 farm.

And he won't have any farm in half an hour.

 

[DeletedUser]

He has level 20 mines, 10 HQ, 8 barracks, 6 farm.

And he won't have any farm in half an hour.

Annoying when you know they haven't logged in for 24 hours+ then they turn up and decide to give a damn.

Had a 157 point player log in tonight, hasn't bothered for 2 days - decides to call militia, I only lost a few lc but the likelihood is he won't log in for another day or 2.

 

[DeletedUser]

It's ok, I'll follow up and remove his HQ and racks

 

[DeletedUser]

Well, I generally don't get much to share in this thread but this has been too much fun not to share...

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Old McDonald Feb 16,2013 16:22
You don't want to attack me.

King troopmaker Feb 16,2013 16:23
how do you know if i want to or not

Old McDonald Feb 16,2013 16:24
I have friends...

XIV - King troopmaker today at 16:06
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i can sit you don't worry i will blow him up

King troopmaker Feb 16,2013 16:34
if you tell me who send that to you i will not attack you and order a cancelation on the war plan

Old McDonald Feb 16,2013 16:34
Wouldn't it be fun if the spy was your sitter? Especially with you calling him names on the forums and all...

Old McDonald Feb 16,2013 16:35
You and Rairokken hardly constitute a "war plan"

King troopmaker Feb 16,2013 16:50
this is a trick i trust rairokken you are just saying this because he made the post to kill you

King troopmaker Feb 16,2013 16:51
now understand if you tell me who the spy is with proof of mail or something then i will cancell the order to farm you and let you live

King troopmaker Feb 16,2013 16:51
or i can just singnel them to kill you

Old McDonald Feb 16,2013 16:52
LOL!! Farm me? LOL...

Man alive.

Per your user file your farm is what... a level 16? I'm not even sure you can clear militia.

King troopmaker Feb 16,2013 16:53
haha very funny tell me about the spy and you can join my tribe

Old McDonald Feb 16,2013 16:56
LOLOL... really... "can" I?

*down on bent knee* Please... please let me join your tribe! I can think of no greater honor then joining a nOOb rim tribe and immediately becoming it's largest member by over 500 points! You have got to let me in please! I will do real good I promise!

King troopmaker Feb 16,2013 16:56
tell me who the spy is

Old McDonald Feb 16,2013 16:58
One of my cows overheard rumors while out grazing.

Yes...

The Cow did it... in the Lavatory... with the Candlestick...

King troopmaker Feb 16,2013 16:59
tell me the name of your cow the spy and show proof like mail or something

Old McDonald Feb 16,2013 17:02
OSCAR SOIZA today at 16:20
just so you know, King troopmaker is planning an attack on you. Can I join your tribe?

{for clarification... Oscar is their Duke, not the "spy" }

King troopmaker Feb 16,2013 17:02
stop making stuff up

Old McDonald Feb 16,2013 17:04
Hey, if you aren't going to believe me when I tell you the truth why should I reveal anything? Oscar apparently has a thing for farm animals... who am I to judge?

King troopmaker Feb 16,2013 17:06
who ever gave you the info was from my tribe with some power at least form mod

Old McDonald Feb 16,2013 17:07
Oscar has forum mods...

King troopmaker Feb 16,2013 17:09
but i trust him

King troopmaker Feb 16,2013 17:09
its someone new

King troopmaker Feb 16,2013 17:09
someone who betrayed me

Old McDonald Feb 16,2013 17:10
Trust is fleeting in an online game.

King troopmaker Feb 16,2013 17:10
its good idea to tell me the truth before i kill you

if i give the signel to attack you there is 100 of us

but on your side its only your spy

King troopmaker Feb 16,2013 17:31
come on man tell me the name

with proof

Old McDonald Feb 16,2013 17:33
*wakes up* Sorry, you're still talking?

Sorry, getting late here, I'm about to go to bed. I guess you'll just have to wait until another day. Or you could simply believe the copy and paste I've already shown you.

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And then it continued...

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King troopmaker Feb 17,2013 01:52
i told you that if i signal the attack you will be destroyed i can still cancel the attacks and tell everyone to not kill you

you must tell me the name of the spy and show proof understood

Old McDonald Feb 17,2013 01:53
What exactly have you destroyed?

King troopmaker Feb 17,2013 01:53
oh this is just the start

King troopmaker Feb 17,2013 01:53
just wait when i order the strike team to kill you

Old McDonald Feb 17,2013 01:54
*chuckles*

King troopmaker Feb 17,2013 01:55
giving you a change i am 20 minutes form telling them to kill you

Old McDonald Feb 17,2013 01:57
I already told you who your mole is. There's nothing more I can do to convince you. Just be warned, he has offered to stack me with D.

King troopmaker Feb 17,2013 01:57
if they attack i doubt you will have a building standing

i have assined every 2 players to destory each or you buildings plus i have assined 5 players to destroy you wall loot resourses destroy farm so 20 minutes this this will be over

King troopmaker Feb 17,2013 01:57
give me proof

King troopmaker Feb 17,2013 01:59
i got 150 scouts coming your way in 1 hr then after the scout report i will give the signal for the whole tribe of [ally]xiv[/ally] and [ally]XXXX[/ally] to engage you in a war after that you will be crushed

King troopmaker Feb 17,2013 02:01
tell me who the spy is give me proof

King troopmaker Feb 17,2013 02:06
i will make you a deal let me accout sit you for 10 minutes all i want to see is you mail understand i won't be able to attack anyone just let me account sit you

look man the deadline is in 15 minutes and strike team is ready to go they are just waiting for my command

Old McDonald Feb 17,2013 02:07
Hehehe, I talk to my spy on Skype

King troopmaker Feb 17,2013 02:09
i forwarded you reports that i have i will finish you in no time right now after 1 hr 150 of my scouts hit you i will have all scout info then i will make some changes with my plan and tell strike team

15 minutes send me your attack sitting

King troopmaker Feb 17,2013 02:09
i ment account sitting

Old McDonald Feb 17,2013 02:11
Sorry, I don't allow others to sit my account. There's nothing here you need to know. All mails have been deleted.

King troopmaker Feb 17,2013 02:12
speack man who is the spy

Old McDonald Feb 17,2013 02:13
You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

King troopmaker Feb 17,2013 02:24
just tell me

King troopmaker Feb 17,2013 02:26
i have extended the dead like 5 more minutes you got 5 more minutes to convince me about who the spy is and show proof if you fake any proof i will immediately give the single

King troopmaker Feb 17,2013 02:26
5 minutes your time starts now

King troopmaker Feb 17,2013 02:29
4 min u got anything to say

King troopmaker Feb 17,2013 02:31
2 more minutes before I signal the attack u got any thing to say would you like to save your village

King troopmaker Feb 17,2013 02:35
ok bro i am going to signal the attack

i want to give you an opportunity
do you have any last wishes

King troopmaker Feb 17,2013 03:00
my scout hit in 3 minutes

King troopmaker Feb 17,2013 03:53
are you doging or what

Old McDonald Feb 18,2013 13:59
After all this time... it turns out you were the spy... surprise surprise!!

King troopmaker Feb 18,2013 13:59
you are a liar

Old McDonald Feb 18,2013 14:00
Now I find that offensive... rumor is you were kicked from your tribe for spying. Are you saying that wasn't the reason you were kicked?

King troopmaker Feb 18,2013 14:01
shut up i am not talking to you and i am not a spy

Old McDonald Feb 18,2013 14:02
Geez, you've been chatty Kathy the past few days when you were trying to rain down terror and destruction... and now you have nothing to say to me? Honestly, that's hurtful. You just made me quite sad.

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Their "war plan" went so poorly for them that they figured he must be the spy and kicked him God I love this game sometimes!

 

[DeletedUser109726]

ByteKing desperate for support, mailing us, where his tribe attacked us breaking a NAP
Begging for support in different mailing, found this one really funny.
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ByteKing Feb 18,2013 13:55
How are you?

Sonic Empire Feb 18,2013 14:02
very good

ByteKing Feb 18,2013 14:13
matt?

Sonic Empire Feb 18,2013 14:15
no, matt doesn't play this account

what you want

ByteKing Feb 18,2013 15:20
nothing just wanted to say hi.

Sonic Empire Feb 18,2013 15:24
no need to say hi

you are so desperate for looking support? from account which your tribe attacked breaking nap... is it that bad? good

ByteKing Feb 18,2013 15:25
half of that did not make sense...

Sonic Empire Feb 18,2013 15:26
maybe you have only half of the brain?

ByteKing Feb 18,2013 15:27
yh im enlglish so im pretty sure that half of that did not make sense man!.

ByteKing Feb 18,2013 15:27
* english

Sonic Empire Feb 18,2013 15:34
enlglish LOL

ByteKing Feb 18,2013 15:38
keyboard warriors make mistakes.

Sonic Empire Feb 18,2013 15:39
LOL
blah blah blah blah blah

ByteKing Feb 18,2013 15:40
hahaha.

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real enlglish keyboard warrior

 

[DeletedUser]

ByteKing desperate for support, mailing us, where his tribe attacked us breaking a NAP
Begging for support in different mailing, found this one really funny.
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real enlglish keyboard warrior

...when did he ask for support? I suppose you're used to "hi" meaning "we'll give you all of our defense for guides plox".

And "you are so desperate for looking support? from account which your tribe attacked breaking nap... is it that bad? good" really doesn't make much sense.

 

[DeletedUser]

...when did he ask for support? I suppose you're used to "hi" meaning "we'll give you all of our defense for guides plox".

And "you are so desperate for looking support? from account which your tribe attacked breaking nap... is it that bad? good" really doesn't make much sense.

Begging for support in different mailing, found this one really funny.

 

[ALessonInPointWhoring]

...when did he ask for support? I suppose you're used to "hi" meaning "we'll give you all of our defense for guides plox".

Try reading again.

You'll see he said he begged for support in a different mail.

You know, the one he sent to everyone in K34 requesting immediate support.

 

[byteking]

Yes its true i mailed a lot of people asking for any form of alliance. we need it and im not ashamed for it, you can laugh about it all you want.

 

[DeletedUser]

Yes its true i mailed a lot of people asking for any form of alliance. we need it and im not ashamed for it, you can laugh about it all you want.

Spam is something to be ashamed of, lad

 

[Soberknight]

Yes its true i mailed a lot of people asking for any form of alliance. we need it and im not ashamed for it, you can laugh about it all you want.

Everyone here once was inexperienced as a player and as a duke. If you are in that position and have a tribe with active but inexperienced players it is indeed a good thing to form alliances. However, sending lots of players and tribes offers for alliances only attracts the sharks to the bait.

Best thing you can do is find out who in your tribe has experience and get them to form groups with those that need to learn. Its the only way to improve game skills in your tribe.

Good luck and dont forget: enjoy the game. its the most important thing to do over here

 

[DeletedUser]

Well, I generally don't get much to share in this thread but this has been too much fun not to share...

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And then it continued...

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Their "war plan" went so poorly for them that they figured he must be the spy and kicked him God I love this game sometimes!

How do you keep finding these people?

 

[DeletedUser]

This guy really wants me in his tribe

yeah pritch used to be my duke hes such a terrible player he doesnt know how to send a proper noble train or what to even send with one lol

 

[DeletedUser]

such a nice tribe

flyinryan948 Feb 03,2013 14:42
please send [player]sans23[/player] support

flyinryan948 Feb 03,2013 14:48
do not ignore the mail. i am the defensive coordinator for the tribe. so please send me a response.

droideka96 Feb 03,2013 14:50
my def is out and he needs to build offense and attack him its more effective.

flyinryan948 Feb 03,2013 14:52
im aware. this is strictly temporary. and honestly if he is not active enough to do all this im going to suggest he is kicked

droideka96 Feb 03,2013 14:55
yes he is a terrible player as are most of this tribe.

flyinryan948 Feb 03,2013 14:56
ik they dont understand at this stage in the game support should be unnessary. no one has nobles and they should not be defending atatcks lol i say once a few of us get into noble range we "take care of" the weaker players lol

 

[DeletedUser104020]

^ that last one made me laugh

 

[DeletedUser]

Haha that buggers sly