Funny Mails

hurod

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hackercap Nov 28,2013 20:00
So can I join your tribe for the Lols

Rabid Squarrel Nov 28,2013 20:01
ofc you can, just snipe this train what i'll send you :)

hackercap Nov 28,2013 20:02
Hey what

Rabid Squarrel Nov 28,2013 20:03
what?

hackercap Nov 28,2013 20:04
What the. is it real

Rabid Squarrel Nov 28,2013 20:05
ofc, if u are good enought than you are able to snipe it... if u snipe it than you can join :) but if u don't...oh well, you can start over :)

hackercap Nov 28,2013 20:06
So if I snipe it you will seriously let me join

Rabid Squarrel Nov 28,2013 20:17
First snipe it and than we will talk.

hackercap Nov 28,2013 20:18
Ok I will try

Rabid Squarrel Nov 28,2013 20:22
Good boy :)

hackercap Nov 28,2013 20:25
You can't snipe it can you

Rabid Squarrel Nov 28,2013 20:26
Well if i can send such train than i can snipe it also :)

hackercap Nov 28,2013 20:28
Ok


Nice ram fake train :)
 
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DeletedUser

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Post some funny mails or mails which make other players look stupid/trolling.


I will start on my newest one. My members are nobling him.


slob96today at 19:46
Why are you going to send me a message when you restart?

Slob96

Mmircea995today at 19:43
Nevermind that, I'm getting rimmed :)). But you guys will hear more from me, don't worry :D

slob96on 07.12. at 23:50
Hey Mmircea995,

Thanks for the mail. I will talk to you about recruitment in the next 24 hours.

Slob96

Mmircea995on 07.12. at 22:42
Hello,

What is the requirement to join the tribe? I'm looking for a serious bunch of people to grow along, and Blues seems perfect.

Slob96
 

LikaSombodeee

Guest
He is gonna complete the messaging other player quest with your help and there's nothing you can do about that. You're just his little bi*ch from what I can see :icon_neutral:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
I know! I am debating on restarting or swapping worlds because I don't want him to rim me :(

Slob96
 

conquer323

Guest
I find this thread amusing. You may find his attempts poor, but I beg to differ.
Just different opinions I suppose. :)
 

DeletedUser

Guest
The second one I was talking about his friend. Just thought I would add that in there; I knew this before hand.

Slob96
 

DeletedUser

Guest
slob96 today at 22:24
You should take try out of that sentence.

Slob96
Gentinius today at 22:23
Listen to me friend im already under attack by all kinds of ppl you can just get in line to try and kill me.
slob96 today at 22:20
My train hit a 3 or the village would of been stacked now :( oh well. I will just have to re take it; any fight back will cause problems with your other villages. Unless I can snipe it however I doubt I can build another troops in time in the village.

Slob96
Gentinius today at 22:17
Ah there is no stopping them right now.They are to close to you right now.Its like a force field.
slob96 today at 22:15
Hey gentinius,

Whats wrong with your t-trains?

010 today at 23:07:31:669
010 today at 23:07:32:302
010 today at 23:07:32:679
010 today at 23:07:33:362

Slob96


I don't normally act that big. Unlike most the people who are on externals :p

Slob96
 

DeletedUser

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Merged the redundant 'Funny Mails' thread with this, the original.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
well I tried anyway.........

02dagur Dec 08,2013 15:19
hello can i come in your tribe

kitty whipped Dec 08,2013 18:30
well, we have some weird requirements to join.

I might let you in

02dagur Dec 08,2013 18:45
please my i join

kitty whipped Dec 08,2013 18:50
we have requirements though. one thing you have to do is take a picture of yourself with a shoe on your head, and a piece of paper with your tribal wars name on it and todays date.

I know it's weird, but we are a close group of friends, and we all had to do this to join.

kitty whipped Dec 08,2013 23:29
Are you interested or not?

02dagur Dec 09,2013 17:25
no cant do that
 

DeletedUser

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Peace and Love Dec 27,2013 05:58
Like you didn't see that coming :D

Colorless Rainbow Dec 27,2013 05:59
lol which part :)

Peace and Love Dec 27,2013 06:00
The part when everyone attacks you frm our squad

Colorless Rainbow Dec 27,2013 06:00
Oh I know. I already knew it was coming, was told by a source ;)

Peace and Love Dec 27,2013 06:01
We all know Smurf told you, no worries. Not something new.

Colorless Rainbow Dec 27,2013 06:04
Ahhh, but he actually didn't. That's the best part.

Peace and Love Dec 27,2013 06:04
Whoever, its the same result anw.

Colorless Rainbow Dec 27,2013 06:05
But like you said, I knew it was coming. Wish it was a legit 1v1, but oh well.

Peace and Love Dec 27,2013 06:07
:D :D legit?
Based on your internals all this game, and the way you just launched the attacks
This 1 on 1 lol

Colorless Rainbow Dec 27,2013 06:26
Don't understand what you are trying to say tbh..

Peace and Love Dec 27,2013 06:27
Nvm.. You will someday..

Colorless Rainbow Dec 27,2013 06:32
hope the support helps :)

Peace and Love Dec 27,2013 06:35
dont quite need it lol, i have half northern venus support in my villages

Colorless Rainbow Dec 27,2013 06:38
well thats no fun. If I knew that you couldn't attack me without tribe support, I would've called for some support as well :/

Peace and Love Dec 27,2013 06:39
I killed half your support, took almost 3 villages without an eye blink, i am pretty sure i would not need support on a 1 on 1 war tbh.

Colorless Rainbow Dec 27,2013 06:41
There was no support to kill. And honestly, the fact that you think taking 3 villages means you would win a 1v1 makes me laugh so hard.

Colorless Rainbow Dec 27,2013 06:42
Too bad you still won't send it home though. So don't talk $#!t

Colorless Rainbow Dec 27,2013 06:43
Don't forget that you were smart enough to send fakes to land during the no attack period as well. Man, I love it.

Peace and Love Dec 27,2013 06:46
Oh crap... Noes i am so retarded.
Unlike you :D I wasn't sitting on my laptop 24/7 during Christmas to even know when the break ends :(
Had a family to party with, am sorry. But life exists here.

Colorless Rainbow Dec 27,2013 06:51
Oh crap... you couldn't be on your laptop 24/7?!?! That's crazy bro.. Good thing Morthy posted on the forums on December 19th, 11:34 AM what the break periods were. Looks like I was able to party too!

Peace and Love Dec 27,2013 06:51
yeah unlike you again :( I do not even read the externals unless it concerns our war :(

Pretty life you got there :D

Colorless Rainbow Dec 27,2013 06:53
well it's a good thing its also on the TW homepage as well! Then you don't have to go finding it on the externals :)

Peace and Love Dec 27,2013 06:55
Soz but i traveled on a 11 hours trip to meet my family for Christmas, so i wasn't on since the 20th, account was transfered to sitters. Nice try mate.
But really actually i do have a life :D Now don't you have a player to internal before you quit?

Colorless Rainbow Dec 27,2013 07:00
You weren't on since the 20th? Good thing that it was posted on the 19th right?

You realize that every internal I did was against inactive players. Ones that I still had to waste troops on. Not like I got free villages. Regardless of that, I find it funny that a member of Venus is talking to me about internals..

Peace and Love Dec 27,2013 07:02
You can't read a full sentence, can you?
And about internals, yea based on your size that you almost hit 1 mill point with 2.5 mill ODA, indeed, you earned your villages.

Colorless Rainbow Dec 27,2013 07:07
why do I have to read the full thing? "I WASN'T ON SINCE THE 20th" that shows it there

Kinda funny how you can look at most players on the same page as me and most of them have only 3-4M ODA. Not that big of a difference when most of them have 20 more villages.

Peace and Love Dec 27,2013 07:09
Not really, you were 300k when enigma fell, you internaled your way to 500, then when music! fell, you internaled your way to 950K, Not hard to see it.

Colorless Rainbow Dec 27,2013 07:11
Oh wow. I didn't even know I internalled anybody after music fell. News to me. Thanks for that :) Oh and wait, I hit 950k as well? Man I need to stay up to date

Peace and Love Dec 27,2013 07:11
Sigh, relentless.
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rodelxxz

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You guys Gonna Forgive Him :D Lmao!
 
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