Somewhere in the middle of all this the power of "Google" has enabled us to find the long lost episode of Star Trek that was rumoured to be around.....but only found just in the past day or so.
Narrator: Space, the final TRItier. These are the voyages of the noobship enterprise, her five year mission to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilization, to boldly go where no noob has gone before…….
ACT I – SCENE I
(Enter Captain Kirk, played by Bykenhulle)
Captain Bykenhulle: I understand that DVADER has defeated PAWNS, but is there a scam in here somewhere that I could take advantage of? Perhaps I had best talk to Scotty and Spock to see if there is a way we could tell tall tales and make our way into this situation.
(Enter Spock, played by evilhamburger, and Scotty, played by damien2)
Captain Bykenhulle: Boys, I don’t care if we were trying to be scavengers in the PAWNS skirmish with DVADER, we have to get in there now and pretend like we have actually done something in the area.
Spock hamburger: Perhaps we could try and make people believe we did actually do something and make it sound logical? Maybe a PnP posting where we try and convince people of 10 different stories all at once to confuse them.
Scotty damien2: These guys have been on the crack pipe again!!
Narrator: And so the three gentlemen went on their way, floundering stories and all. But instead of trying to declare war on a tribe, they decided to do it against a few players instead.
Narrator: However in this mysterious story, the gentlemen found out that their ramless nukes were of no use in this particular battle. Could it be that the gravitational force on this foreign planet has some strange effect on the normal weapons they were so used to using? As a result, the captain began to order everyone to use their secret weapon, the sword nukes, to try and slay their enemies.
Narrator: And so the saga continues. Join us next week for part II where we all get to see the dramatic conclusion involving TRI's efforts to include 4 other tribes into their battles along with their family branches. Also in a sudden twist of fate, we will see how massive bans took place within the group for circumventing the rules on an even more desperate measure to try and gain credibility on world 36. Stay tuned!!