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...In an attempt to liven things up on the tame world 14 forums, one madman (collectively known as 'Warper') has decided to continue his ''news and interviews'' segments, started way back in April '09.
Warper:We heard the then ~GOH~ leader say this;
Warper:We have Sylbestros-GR back in the studio, thanks for joining us 'GR'
Sylbestros-GR: Always a pleasure, it's nice to be off that addictive game, now I can continue feeding my gaming needs with games like 'Rayman: Raving Rabbids'' and....
Warper; Wait, wait, wait. You gave up the fight to play THAT??!!?? I think it's time to move on before that infects us all. Michael Wittman is here, who, you'll remember had this to say;
Warper:Well lets see if he can enlighten the world about speculations that Michael Wittman is, too, thinking of reforming to the Kabbalah religion.
Michael Wittman: It's true, my one and only love Madonna showed me the way, and that's the Kabbalah way, I've also recently managed to obtain a Malian child and am going to name him Michael, after my hero....me.
Warper: Is it true that an affair with former colleague Stellro's ex-girlfriend caused the ~GOH~ Split?
Michael Wittman: :icon_cool:
Warper:Up next is the all talented singing duo, Jedward with their new song 'We're minted', but first a special interview with a pair who have been here before;
Warper: It's Metaller and Von Hallander!! Now that you guys have given this network another chance, will you be honest with us, How do you guys know when Metaller's body is? It must be difficult playing TribalWars with all that hair.
Metaller: *Muffled talk*
Von Hallander: He said ''it's not so difficult when you can fit a laptop and mini fridge inside the hair, the only problem is the connection can get faulty trying to wade it's way through''.
Warper: ...and what about speculation that Metaller is planning to do a sponsered shave for Red Nose Day 2010?
Metaller: *Angry muffled talk*
Von Hallander: He said ''They'll never take my hair alive''
Warper: This is getting far too weird for me, apologies to our viewers who were hoping to see Jedward perform, but I can't be arsed staying in this weird place anymore. Next week, build up to the England/ Egypt game, as we'll see a changing of the captain, and we interview Tribalwars stars Drew-Waylander and Wozz, until then goodnight....and goodhunting.
Warper:We heard the then ~GOH~ leader say this;
Warper:We have Sylbestros-GR back in the studio, thanks for joining us 'GR'
Sylbestros-GR: Always a pleasure, it's nice to be off that addictive game, now I can continue feeding my gaming needs with games like 'Rayman: Raving Rabbids'' and....
Warper; Wait, wait, wait. You gave up the fight to play THAT??!!?? I think it's time to move on before that infects us all. Michael Wittman is here, who, you'll remember had this to say;
Warper:Well lets see if he can enlighten the world about speculations that Michael Wittman is, too, thinking of reforming to the Kabbalah religion.
Michael Wittman: It's true, my one and only love Madonna showed me the way, and that's the Kabbalah way, I've also recently managed to obtain a Malian child and am going to name him Michael, after my hero....me.
Warper: Is it true that an affair with former colleague Stellro's ex-girlfriend caused the ~GOH~ Split?
Michael Wittman: :icon_cool:
Warper:Up next is the all talented singing duo, Jedward with their new song 'We're minted', but first a special interview with a pair who have been here before;
Warper: It's Metaller and Von Hallander!! Now that you guys have given this network another chance, will you be honest with us, How do you guys know when Metaller's body is? It must be difficult playing TribalWars with all that hair.
Metaller: *Muffled talk*
Von Hallander: He said ''it's not so difficult when you can fit a laptop and mini fridge inside the hair, the only problem is the connection can get faulty trying to wade it's way through''.
Warper: ...and what about speculation that Metaller is planning to do a sponsered shave for Red Nose Day 2010?
Metaller: *Angry muffled talk*
Von Hallander: He said ''They'll never take my hair alive''
Warper: This is getting far too weird for me, apologies to our viewers who were hoping to see Jedward perform, but I can't be arsed staying in this weird place anymore. Next week, build up to the England/ Egypt game, as we'll see a changing of the captain, and we interview Tribalwars stars Drew-Waylander and Wozz, until then goodnight....and goodhunting.
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