Warper:Welcome back to what's been affectionately named, ''Warp's Wacky funtime show''. Today we have newly re-acquainted w14 player d daddy and k26 leader perdition666. Ok first we'll go to perdition, with the destruction of ~ODD~ in k27, what's next for you?
perdition666: Well after I've been t' pub to watch my beloved Arsenal lose....again :icon_eek:. I'll nukez barbs and those who takez ma bar-
d daddy: *Burrrp* scuzees, too much carlingz. So I aer backz on teh w14 on an acc dat haz changed handz more timez den met has been banned. :icon_wink:. Wait...perdition, you support Arsenal?? pffft Bolton owns dem...even when teh Gooners thrash Bolton, teh Wanderers still own you Londoners!!
perdition666: I don't like being interrupted, drunkered!!
d daddy: watchu call meh??!?
perdition666runkered!!!!!
*Massive punch up begins*
Warper: We'll leave that there then, up next for a one time only interview, it's Stellro!!
Stellro: First things first, I won't be talking about my ex sleeping with Michael Wittman, I'll be concentrating on spending more time with my son, Sylbestros-GR, so if you have any questions about that, leave them out....
Warper: Ok, up next is chaos representative Thestig1992, some say his left nipple is the exact shape of the Nürburgring, and that once, preposterously, he had an affair with John Prescott.
Thestig1992: Well first I'd like to thank my parent's Alisonsmiles and Yesugai, my Godfather Metaller, my bro-from-another-mo dean *h* and all the others who voted for me to win this award.
Warper: ...This...isn't an award ceremony, you haven't 'won' anything.
Thestig1992: Well FYI, we beat ~GOH~ we beat the ST*U family...so we've won something :icon_cool:
Warper: Your arrogance astounds me so much I no longer wish to continue this interview....next week we see Ashley Cole's reactions after accusations that he's sent nude photos of himself to a page 3 model, and John Terry looks to be in there with another England colleague's wife after trouble with Cole's WAG Cheryl. Until then goodnight.