Beastmen realize that being pretty is for women. They throw away their newly acquired facial products and body creams and a decide to try making duds out of Elf skin.
Though one Elf yields only enough leather to make a pair of boots, it quickly becomes popular with the women.
The elves aren't too bothered; their masterplan is working - slowly shifting the focus of the campaign from brute force to lifestyle choices. They counterattack with a range of soft-furnishings catalogues and colour charts.
Beastmen suffer uncomfortable feelings of cultural inadequacy and existential dread...
Orcs are just kinda bemused by it all and return to eating dung.