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On my 'awesome' recruiting prowess:
Once upon another world
Where, mighty, I once played
I was recruitment officer
And all day long they'd say:
"Hello, can I join your tribe?"
"Of coarse you can young man!
I'll carry forth an invite now"
I'm sure he knows the land.
Suppose I better check him out?
Too late, the invite's sent
Sometimes my body goes with things
My mind had never meant
Oh well, doesn't matter
It's more points for the tribe
With all these awesome members
We're sure to stay alive
"This big guy keeps attacking me"
"Oh really? Does he just?
We'd better get the tribe to fight
And turn the guy to dust!"
"I'll mail you out an urgent call
And make a forum post.
Within two hours we'll crush his spine
And then we'll start to boast"
The call is out, the forum's up
At any time we'll see
A wave of angry tribesmen
Each a patriot, like me
They'll be coming forth with much support
Or growing wild with rage
And taking to their enemy
Like a paratroop brigade
Yes, at any moment now
With only two days passed
We'll see a tribesman make reply
And sort this thing at last
And more reports are flooding in
Of tribesmen in despair
It seems the times they're in distress
Are the only times they care
'Twas then that I began to think
Of lax recruiting ways
And the 'softy' touch that doesn't let
Me scream: "just go away!"
I questioned all their motives
With incendiary mail
By God, I swear, I put them on
A cross with verbal nails
And in return I found my peace
For each of them assured
That they were seasoned veterans
And of that I could be sure
It filled my insecurity
About recruitment skill
With nothing but the very pride
I keep within me still
Once upon another world
Where, mighty, I once played
I was recruitment officer
And all day long they'd say:
"Hello, can I join your tribe?"
"Of coarse you can young man!
I'll carry forth an invite now"
I'm sure he knows the land.
Suppose I better check him out?
Too late, the invite's sent
Sometimes my body goes with things
My mind had never meant
Oh well, doesn't matter
It's more points for the tribe
With all these awesome members
We're sure to stay alive
"This big guy keeps attacking me"
"Oh really? Does he just?
We'd better get the tribe to fight
And turn the guy to dust!"
"I'll mail you out an urgent call
And make a forum post.
Within two hours we'll crush his spine
And then we'll start to boast"
The call is out, the forum's up
At any time we'll see
A wave of angry tribesmen
Each a patriot, like me
They'll be coming forth with much support
Or growing wild with rage
And taking to their enemy
Like a paratroop brigade
Yes, at any moment now
With only two days passed
We'll see a tribesman make reply
And sort this thing at last
And more reports are flooding in
Of tribesmen in despair
It seems the times they're in distress
Are the only times they care
'Twas then that I began to think
Of lax recruiting ways
And the 'softy' touch that doesn't let
Me scream: "just go away!"
I questioned all their motives
With incendiary mail
By God, I swear, I put them on
A cross with verbal nails
And in return I found my peace
For each of them assured
That they were seasoned veterans
And of that I could be sure
It filled my insecurity
About recruitment skill
With nothing but the very pride
I keep within me still