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Well this is my first post. I just had to post this cause It was so funny. Hope I don't get in trouble for posting this.
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Bonus points for the screenshot, duke. Next time, could you please crudely write somthing on the screenshot with mspaint?
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I found this to be pretty funny. Especially the part where he said that he does not like wars. :icon_cry: Though I could quite possibly be the only person that gets a chuckle out of this. Also, sorry that there is a bit of actual diplomacy in here. My bad. :icon_redface:
Also, one quick note about me saying that we have an academy. It is left over from a merge and we are in the process of eating it now :icon_twisted:
Also, one quick note about me saying that we have an academy. It is left over from a merge and we are in the process of eating it now :icon_twisted:
MADDOGmjb on 11.12. at 18:43
A notice to your tribe. Due to your attacks on our members, as well as your horde of cookies that you refuse to share, *DARK* is declaring war on you. Enjoy the fight, we will have your cookies.
-MADDOGmjb
lord.sykes on 11.12. at 21:46
Are you getting your academy tribe to help?
MADDOGmjb on 11.12. at 21:48
Sure, why not. They like cookies too.
lord.sykes on 11.12. at 21:49
Seriously?
Do you have so little confidence in your already-big tribe?
MADDOGmjb on 11.12. at 21:50
Exactly. I am terrified of you. Please don't hurt me. I beg you. Will you accept my surrender?
lord.sykes on 11.12. at 21:52
so...you surrender already?
MADDOGmjb on 11.12. at 21:53
I mean, you do have nearly twice the number of members that I do. How could I ever hope to compete with your numbers?
lord.sykes on 11.12. at 21:54
Sarcasm doesn't work so well with text y'know
MADDOGmjb on 11.12. at 21:57
That's all fine and dandy if I was being sarcastic. As it is, I can barely type because I am having to concentrate so hard on keeping my bowels from voiding themselves where I sit. Will you have mercy? I think I may have bit off more than I can chew.
lord.sykes on 11.12. at 21:58
You are really not making sense.
You declared war on us and you want mercy...
MADDOGmjb on 11.12. at 21:59
By the way....Don't tell anyone I asked this, but what is the difference between the swords and the axes? I have been perplexed this entire time.
lord.sykes on 11.12. at 22:00
You really like changing the subject, don'y you?
MADDOGmjb on 11.12. at 22:01
Don't blame me for not being able to afford Adderall. I have to spend all my money to finance my cookie habit. I really need help.
lord.sykes on 11.12. at 22:03
What's with you and cookies?
MADDOGmjb on 11.12. at 22:05
It makes me cry when people make fun of my problem. I don't understand why they don't think they can be just as addictive as any other drug.
So, to change the subject again, who are you going to attack first?
lord.sykes on 11.12. at 22:06
who are you going to attack first? you declared the war
MADDOGmjb on 11.12. at 22:08
Oh, I thought that the person that declared war had to wait for the other side to attack first. Kind of like a gentleman's duel. Am I incorrect?
lord.sykes on 11.12. at 22:10
i don't like wars. that's why i don't declare them Wow. Just wow.
MADDOGmjb on 11.12. at 22:12
Wait. What part of TribalWARS was difficult for you to comprehend?
lord.sykes on 11.12. at 22:16
I prefer relentless farming. It'd be too hard to play if all our enemies are destroyed, don't y'think?
MADDOGmjb on 11.12. at 22:19
What is farming? I didn't know that you could build guys to work on your farm. How do you do that?
lord.sykes on 11.12. at 22:20
says the guy that likes cookies
MADDOGmjb on 11.12. at 22:22
.......
So, are we going to involve allies in this or keep it good old fashioned slapping match between the two tribes?
lord.sykes on 11.12. at 22:26
I think no allies would be better
you guys got any allies?
MADDOGmjb on 11.12. at 22:29
Who knows, maybe we are so mean that we don't have any allies?
Or, we could be allied with several tribes that have over 1 million points due to previous connections.
Care to find out?
lord.sykes on 11.12. at 22:30
i said no allies
what's your say?
MADDOGmjb on 11.12. at 22:32
My friend, you seem to be in complete control here. In fact, I am awed by your diplomatic tact. Of course, whatever you say goes.
lord.sykes on 11.12. at 22:38
Right, and you're in complete control, eh?
MADDOGmjb on 11.12. at 22:40
No, I just stated that you are in control. Did I suddenly start speaking Klingon? But seriously, if you say so, no allies.
Really though, what is the point of the game if you don't engage in wars? That's not rhetorical, I am truly asking you that question.
lord.sykes on 11.12. at 22:42
Seriously, I have no idea if you're sarcastic or not.
In my opinion, a war isn't the best idea right now because it's almost Christmas :/
MADDOGmjb on 11.12. at 22:45
Exactly! It's great to start off the season of giving!
They say that it is always better to give than to receive, and you are obviously the better person between the two of us. So why not give us all of your villages?
As an added plus, you will have plenty of time to spend with your family now that you won't be playing Tribal Wars!
See how considerate I am?
lord.sykes on 11.12. at 22:48
Talking to you is pointless
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Cookies are stale.
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Ah true, but with my sleep-deprived mind, t'was the best I could do. I was in a near-halucinogenic state from lack of sleep at the time.
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I just want you to show the conversation that led oDDabble to post your sig..:lol:
Excellent...
Jas
Excellent...
Jas
TheRiverStyx
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Bit of background info on aryanf:
One of my tribemates spotted this guy's profile mentioning my RUM!! tribemate:
Personal text
Personal enemy:
The Biggest Hater
I'm coming toward you The Biggest Hater and you'd better be ready when I'm getting to you.
We thought it hilarious as this player is about a 10th of Hater's size and almost 2ks away. So I mailed aryanf just out of curiosity:
[spoil]
About a week later he's obviously forgotten I'd spoken to him and I get the following mail:
So the guy wants to join RUM!!, us to sit him when he's offline so he can grow faster while he makes his way to the other side of k41 to attack The Biggest Hater, his would be tribe mate. :icon_rolleyes:
I think I'd invite him solely for the Lulz!!
One of my tribemates spotted this guy's profile mentioning my RUM!! tribemate:
Personal text
Personal enemy:
The Biggest Hater
I'm coming toward you The Biggest Hater and you'd better be ready when I'm getting to you.
We thought it hilarious as this player is about a 10th of Hater's size and almost 2ks away. So I mailed aryanf just out of curiosity:
[spoil]
[/spoil]TheRiverStyx on 04.12. at 03:44
Hello there,
Just noticed your profile lol. Any particular reason why you have him as a personal enemy? Just curious lol
Styx
aryanf on 04.12. at 12:24
Hello mamm
I wonder if you are checking all profiles of all members?!
And yes,there is a reason for my profile.
TheRiverStyx on 04.12. at 16:56
No I'm not checking all members' profiles lol, my k40 tribe mate spotted yours and we were curious as to why you had Hater down as an enemy.
Would you care to tell me the reson for Hater being down as your personal enemy?
aryanf on 04.12. at 17:03
No problem/
I was duke in a tribe few weeks ago and I saw a report of his attack to one of my alliance tribe member,and I saw that he attacked so good and fight for a village which he want to take over,so I mailed him and then I gaive my account sit to one of my mates and she checked his answer and this cause me so many problems and ruins my peaceful time in my tribe.
So on so far,I was dismissed some days later with accusation of spying for your tribe!that actually you must of course know that it's wrong.
Any way I get dismissed that he is the reason for all these things that happened to me after myself! so I decide to take over him in order to heal my wounds!
That's it,but in my way to k41,I will noble as many village as I can from your tribe,but I always appreciate any conversation to you and your mates,cause I'm playing this game for improving in my English writing.
TheRiverStyx on 04.12. at 17:07
so hater replied to your mail and his answer is the reason you were accused of spying? Hater did not know someone was going to read your mail, I do not think that is his fault.. surely you can not blame him for someone reading your mail?
aryanf on 04.12. at 17:11
Yes
And because of that I said he is the reason of my dismissal from my tribe,after my self.
But he is,or it's better to say,I prefer to think so!lol
TheRiverStyx on 04.12. at 17:17
Well that is the strangest reason I have ever heard! lol But if it makes you feel better to blame him, well that is up to you.
Well I suppose my K40 tribemates will see you along the way
aryanf on 04.12. at 17:21
I know that!lol but as you said it makes me feel better!lol
My problem is now I have almost no target to attack from your tribe in k40 and it's better for me to k41 if I want to fight with you(actually I want)but it's hard!
It's so hard and I'm still working on it!lol
But one day you will see me in k41,attacking your tribe!
One more point:my new tribe has no diplomacy with you,try not to make an alliance with it,cause it makes me leave my tribe!lol
About a week later he's obviously forgotten I'd spoken to him and I get the following mail:
So the guy wants to join RUM!!, us to sit him when he's offline so he can grow faster while he makes his way to the other side of k41 to attack The Biggest Hater, his would be tribe mate. :icon_rolleyes:
I think I'd invite him solely for the Lulz!!
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Seems worthy of an invite to me.
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heh... That's possibly the best one I've seen in a long time
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So here is the convo that got aryanf kicked for spying, and subsequently caused him to hate me.
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couple of my favorite aryanf qoutes from my dealings with him, the 1st being my personal favorite:
aryanf on 11.12. at 23:17
Good luck
I hope you succeed in your targets "APOTA"!
But let me tell you sth:
I prefer to delete my account instead of nobling your village.
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after telling me i'm a noob about 50 times he asks me this:
aryanf on 11.12. at 23:22
yes
How many scout you have?
sicksumo on 11.12. at 23:21
umm you just did......
aryanf on 11.12. at 23:19
Can I ask you sth?
aryanf on 11.12. at 23:17
Good luck
I hope you succeed in your targets "APOTA"!
But let me tell you sth:
I prefer to delete my account instead of nobling your village.
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after telling me i'm a noob about 50 times he asks me this:
aryanf on 11.12. at 23:22
yes
How many scout you have?
sicksumo on 11.12. at 23:21
umm you just did......
aryanf on 11.12. at 23:19
Can I ask you sth?
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Sometimes you must accept defeat...
EDIT: Kid had another burn for me since the attack break gives him a reprieve. Had to post the new bit
EDIT: Kid had another burn for me since the attack break gives him a reprieve. Had to post the new bit
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That's one of the best I've read recently :lol:
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Davadicto on 31.12. at 16:49
Pleaze join me to your Tribe!!! Im sorry i think that you are the more powerfull men of this world!!
But pleaze i wanna be of your tribe!
Davadicto
lol
I'm ranked in the 3000s with modest OD at this stage, though probably one of the leaders in my K (29).
I'm probably not the best neighbour to have, but there's much tougher players out there.
Of course his song was somewhat different when I only had 500 points & his old tribe was trying to wipe me out early.
Davadicto on 01.12. at 23:20
why you attack me i dont did you nothig what do you want i have more troops than you i have 100 swordsmen 100 axemens 53 spearmens and 59 archers if you back to attack me i gonna attack with all my allies
Edward Plantagenet on 01.12. at 23:24
I was just having a look
Your tribe's leader has attacked me 3 times.
I defended his attack earlier & killed all his troops.
I'd suggest that a better tribe may serve you better - ben1jamin23 is a fool.
Davadicto on 12.12. at 22:52
Oh one more thing i dont have scar of u
Davadicto on 13.12. at 16:17
Hey why you attacked me!!!!!!!!!!
Edward Plantagenet on 13.12. at 16:49
You attacked me.
Expect no mercy.
Davadicto on 13.12. at 21:57
Oh For that jeje
Davadicto on 13.12. at 22:07
i WILL SEND YOU SOME RESOURCES BUT PLEASE INVIT ME TO YOUR TRIBE
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dats just pathetic...
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hopefully he does report me, would love to see the reply :lol:
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lol me so jealous me nevarrr meet people like dem! they always go silently...
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Sick gets all the good mails and hoards them for his own pleasure.
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Dark Whisper today at 04:42
There's nothing I can say that will change your mind...At least think about it because it makes more sense in becoming successful so you don't become someone's FARM!!
Our tribe is growing and it is stronger...our members will need food to grow as will other tribes when they notice you and I suspect that it won't be to much longer. I should think it would be more beneficial to you to be with us rather than against us...wouldn't you?
Dark Whisper
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pablo the doc today at 02:38
unless you want into my tribe no i dont join family tribes
Dark Whisper on 09.01. at 13:56
Hello...I am contacting you to see if you would be interested in a merge between our tribes. If this interests you and if you think it will help you out then I am willing to pass on any demands to my leader you feel are necessary to make this happen.
I believe you and your tribesmen could benefit from a greater amount of protection and help from us. We could benefit a great deal from you and it will help us with trade so we all can stay off the market as much as possible. Please contact me and let me know if your interested in this proposal. We are well established and have many family tribes who are beneficial to us as well.
Dark Whisper
Diplomat
OH NO SOMEONES FARM :icon_sad: :lol:
There's nothing I can say that will change your mind...At least think about it because it makes more sense in becoming successful so you don't become someone's FARM!!
Our tribe is growing and it is stronger...our members will need food to grow as will other tribes when they notice you and I suspect that it won't be to much longer. I should think it would be more beneficial to you to be with us rather than against us...wouldn't you?
Dark Whisper
Diplomat
pablo the doc today at 02:38
unless you want into my tribe no i dont join family tribes
Dark Whisper on 09.01. at 13:56
Hello...I am contacting you to see if you would be interested in a merge between our tribes. If this interests you and if you think it will help you out then I am willing to pass on any demands to my leader you feel are necessary to make this happen.
I believe you and your tribesmen could benefit from a greater amount of protection and help from us. We could benefit a great deal from you and it will help us with trade so we all can stay off the market as much as possible. Please contact me and let me know if your interested in this proposal. We are well established and have many family tribes who are beneficial to us as well.
Dark Whisper
Diplomat
OH NO SOMEONES FARM :icon_sad: :lol:
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Dark Whisper today at 04:42
There's nothing I can say that will change your mind...At least think about it because it makes more sense in becoming successful so you don't become someone's FARM!! love't when they bold and caps th' word farm... but t' use't at th' dis stage o' th' game where ye'd actually be someones food is beyond ridiculous!
Our tribe is growing and it is stronger...our members will need food to growdrop th' fam and let yer members eat'em then... as will other tribes when they notice you and I suspect that it won't be to much longer. I should think it would be more beneficial to you to be with us rather than against us...wouldn't you?doubt't... family tribes run like dis be fated t' stumble into th' sea...
Dark Whisper
Diplomat
pablo the doc today at 02:38
unless you want into my tribe no i dont join family tribes
Dark Whisper on 09.01. at 13:56
Hello...I am contacting you to see if you would be interested in a merge between our tribes. If this interests you and if you think it will help you out then I am willing to pass on any demands to my leader you feel are necessary to make this happen.
I believe you and your tribesmen could benefit from a greater amount of protectionprotection from food? dats a new one! and help from us. We could benefit a great deal from you and it will help us with trade trade? hell NAY! would rather steal mine resources!so we all can stay off the market as much as possible. Please contact me and let me know if your interested in this proposal. We are well established and have many family tribes who are beneficial to us as well.
Dark Whisper
Diplomat
OH NO SOMEONES FARM :icon_sad: :lol:
