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Deleted User - 8912639

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vagabund today at 13:03
Hello presstart!

I would like you to join my tribe F34R as we are looking for experienced players, and we are not mass recruting.
This tribe is great and will go far in this world,with your help we will be number 1. It is important that we get the tribe up and running as fast as possiable. I hope you would like to join.

Thanks for your time.

Ciao : VAGA

pressstart today at 19:45
I want to have lots of villages. If I can't take other villages will you give me yours? I want to have lots of score and not have to fight.

Fighting is mean and hurts feelings so I just want to be a peaceful lots of villages person that goes around meeting people and saying hi!

I will be a good role model that will stop all of this fighting nonsense! It's all fun and games until somebody pokes you with a spear!

vagabund today at 19:51
Ok, good game for you.
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hehe ;)
 

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donny1888 today at 19:19
can you send me resources?

xkevcax today at 19:35
No sorry the dwarfes stole my recurces so i hope u will build ur hiddign place high that they wont still it from u to

donny1888 today at 19:36
the dwarves are?

xkevcax today at 19:38
Didnt u know? it doesnt happen in most of the worlds but in some they are special barb villages and in those they are so called ˝dwarfes˝ that attack u back and steal ur recurces so build hidding place i didnt as i didn excpect them i lsot about 3k of evErthing

donny1888 today at 19:41
serious?

xkevcax today at 19:42
Lol i just told u i am like i said i know u dont understand but soemtimes it really happen it only happen once in my past tw but i heard of a players that lost recurces every day

donny1888 today at 19:44
ohh well can i make you a deal?

xkevcax today at 19:47
what deal?

donny1888 today at 19:51
WELL IF YOU SEND ME 1000 OF EACH ILL GIVE YOU 3000 BACK IN TIME

donny1888 today at 19:51
BY TIME I MEAN IN ABOUT 5 DAYS

xkevcax today at 19:52
ok can u jsut tell em how to send u recources ?

donny1888 today at 19:52
K CLICK ON ME THEN CLICK SEND RESOURCES

donny1888 today at 19:53
WAIT WELL DO IT IN THE MARKET

xkevcax today at 19:53
it just sais write message there what to do ?

donny1888 today at 19:54
DO IN MARKET K?

xkevcax today at 19:54
oh
but i dont have a market i didnt knwo i neede one

donny1888 today at 19:54
MARKETS IMPORTANT WHEN YOU GET MARKET MAIL ME K?
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Lol wach out for those dwarfes
 

Deleted User - 8912639

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Peace Keeper I today at 19:12
Hello [player]pressstart[/player],

I am mailing you to ask you if you would like to join this tribe; [ally]~Uni~[/ally],
I think you would enjoy this tribe and we will domniate this world together.
We ([ally]~Uni~[/ally]) are not mass recruiting as we are looking for active and experienced players and only picking 40 players! This means we only get the best of the best players to join.
This tribe will go far and with your help it wont be this world it will be the whole Universe.

Dont worry if you are not experienced, we are also here to help!

Thanks for your time.

[player]Peace Keeper I[/player]

pressstart today at 19:43
Will you give me villages? I see people talking about getting a lot of villages, and I want to have a lot of villages too.

I want to be top player, and I need villages that you give me to do that.

Thank you!

Peace Keeper I today at 20:08
lol i can tell you are new join and i will explain a
lot :D

Peace Keeper I today at 20:26
So join the tribe :D i will explain about villages as i understand you want to be a great player at this

Peace Keeper I today at 20:49
do you know how to join tribes?

Peace Keeper I today at 20:52
Ok to join a tribe you go to the top right hand corner click on tribe and it will say invitation from ~Uni~ press accept. :)

pressstart today at 21:02
Wait, how do I move the pointer? I don't have a mouse.

Peace Keeper I today at 21:04
dont you have a touch pad?

pressstart today at 21:07
I've just been using tab, control, option, and command.

Peace Keeper I today at 21:08
wow lol you need a mouse... urmm what type of laptop?

pressstart today at 21:11
It's a Mac. Hold on, I found a joystick. Will that work?

Peace Keeper I today at 21:12
probs

pressstart today at 21:13
So when can you give me more villages?

Peace Keeper I today at 21:17
ok here is how the village work:

To gain another village you have to 'conquer' a village off another player or barbarian village, to conquer a village you need a 'noble' a 'noble' is a troops gained and made by an academy to get an acedemy you need lvl 20 hq lvl 10 market and lvl 20 smithy. never send noble on there own they are rubbish fighters and very expencive, you should clear the person first (so he has no troops) then send him in with aroun 5000 troops, then the village has loyalty 100 one noble takes away 20-30 so you will send him more than once. this is a brief help

Peace Keeper I today at 21:19
does the joystick work?

pressstart today at 21:21
That's really mean to take from other people. Can't I just have a lot of villages and go around saying hi to everybody? I don't want to take stuff that belongs to other people, and kill all of the people they worked so hard to build!

I just want to take all of my armies to other villages and have a party and food. I'll just go send all my people to go defend people I like, and then they can give me villages for more parties and fun.

Just give me villages after you get them please.

Peace Keeper I today at 21:24
im sorry but it doesnt work like that.... tribalwars you are ment to attack other people.
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Wasn't going to keep this guy going, but he mailed me five times in a row so I just had to go along for a bit more.
 

DeletedUser57199

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If it doesn't work just ask your doctor what viagra can do for you
 

DeletedUser

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lol

CMBurns today at 09:50
Hey, we're looking for strong members to live long and crush the enemies. If you can:

Snipe
Backtime
Build unmixed villages
Send a train under 1.5 seconds.

We'd be very happy to have you in.

DukeNukedEm today at 17:24
hey we're looking for tribes that do not mass recruit tribe members. If you can:

Not mass mail
Not invite the entire world in one mail
Build more individualistic relationships
Send a mail to the person PERSONALLY you recruit.

We'd be very happy to respond in personalized mails.

CMBurns today at 17:26
Hey I'm looking for someone who knows wtf he's doing. If you can:

Lay off the attitude
Not be so quick to label us
Realize there's no point in fancy invitations

I'd be very happy to end the conversation.

DukeNukedEm today at 17:30
Hey if you're looking for people who know wtf they're doing, you wont find them mass recruiting. I can:

What attitude? its funny seeing tries mass recruit.
label? you made the label yourself, "mass recruiting".
There is a point in fancy invites, it makes the player feel like hes a PART OF SOMETHING, not just another name on a list.

End it all you like, just remember you started it.

DukeNukedEm today at 17:31
and if you didnt mass recruit, how did your players get so spread out, and why on earth is there only 5 open slots left in your tribe?

CMBurns today at 17:36
Because the previous leaders were in fact mass recruiters.

And seriously lay off the attitude bro. It's a game. Go jack off, it'll make you smile.

DukeNukedEm today at 17:46
why would i do that when im married? thats a waste of time, kind of like mass recruiting. I suppose , you being the leader of such a glorious mass recruiting tribe, that you can tell a lot about peoples attitudes over the internet. However, if you were to see the smile on my face from this conversation, you would realize i have none of this "attitude" you think i have.

Im just entertaining myself in between attacks by laughing at the fact that you mass recruited and now try to shit the blame to "previous leaders" even though the world started YESTERDAY.

CMBurns today at 17:48
Whatever you say my lord. I'm sure you know everything. In fact you're so smart and almighty, all my base now belong to you.

Good day.
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DeletedUser

Guest
He called you a bro.
Anyone calling anyone a bro, shouldn't be playing TW
 

DeletedUser94677

Guest
I don't suggest you read that uber long message. Just read the beginning a little and go to the end and you'll understand.

Join Date: 2010,February 4th 2010,October 10th, 10:26 Top
Quote:Originally Posted by phsykokid69
Hey dude, I was wondering if you could explain how you would go about making a map like that? ;) It was pretty awesome dude.

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