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Lord Teemo Sep 30,2013 19:37
they are real attacks, call ur militia.


Lord Teemo Sep 30,2013 19:40
im telling the truth, they are actually troops. no scouts =p


don't dodge and call ur miltia.


xxjohn101xx Sep 30,2013 21:37
huh


Lord Teemo Sep 30,2013 21:38
all ur miltia.


Lord Teemo Sep 30,2013 21:38
im sending actual troops now


xxjohn101xx Sep 30,2013 22:04
please sir,why u attack me. you so big and powerfull


Lord Teemo Sep 30,2013 22:07
lol there not much man XD


xxjohn101xx Sep 30,2013 22:11
u wana be friend


xxjohn101xx Sep 30,2013 22:16
please


Lord Teemo Sep 30,2013 22:20
Your part of [ally]~HH~[/ally] only reason why i am attacking you.


xxjohn101xx Sep 30,2013 22:24
but me can be spy for you


Lord Teemo Sep 30,2013 22:26
O rly, i was planning to cat you down u c. Then let me account sit you then i will stop attacking you.


Anyways if you let me account sit you i can't attack you even if i wanted to.


xxjohn101xx Sep 30,2013 22:27
will my counsel not know


Lord Teemo Sep 30,2013 22:28
I won't tell a soul. I will make sure they don't know and even pretend to still be attacking you when i am not.


xxjohn101xx Sep 30,2013 22:32
im scared,nobody loves me


Lord Teemo Sep 30,2013 22:33
I'll make it quick. you got 30 secs before the next train comes to visit.


Lord Teemo Sep 30,2013 22:34
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xxjohn101xx Sep 30,2013 22:35
no no no.Please my king, i don't know exactly how to make u my siitter


Lord Teemo Sep 30,2013 22:35
O.k go to setting then account sit then type in your lord teemo's name.


Lord Teemo Sep 30,2013 22:38
This time i will make sure you don't get up.


xxjohn101xx Sep 30,2013 22:41
No u my friend ,pease please


xxjohn101xx Sep 30,2013 22:41
will tell u anything


Lord Teemo Sep 30,2013 22:42
Let me account sit you, I don't trust your word.


xxjohn101xx Sep 30,2013 22:42
why u not trust me


Lord Teemo Sep 30,2013 22:42
If you refuse, fine by me. your village is gone in 3 mins anyways. So it's your choice you or your tribe?


xxjohn101xx Sep 30,2013 22:43
help help


Lord Teemo Sep 30,2013 22:44
Set me within the next two mins mate, Or just go to settings and click restart.


Ether way, your going to setting. go click ether restart or account sit.


xxjohn101xx Sep 30,2013 22:46
you from Australia? my friend


Lord Teemo Sep 30,2013 22:46
It's done, your next reply better be "yes here i'll let you sit me for 5 mins", any other reply will be acknowledge
as "sir please attack and cat me down sir."


xxjohn101xx Sep 30,2013 22:47
Sir please don't attack and cat me down


xxjohn101xx Sep 30,2013 22:48
i wan't to join your secret society sir, Please my god, let me be of use to you.


Lord Teemo Sep 30,2013 22:48
o.k i will cat you down if you really want me too...


Since your not going to let me account sit you.


I'm sorry john, it's over.
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Lol XD
 

DeletedUser

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Nah not really. Most of the time I just sit around eating leaves sliding down slides and sleeping. Pretty relaxing I may say.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Drixous420 Oct 01,2013 02:20
I've noticed your tribe has dropped from rank 8 in the world to rank 11, aswell you have a very low tribe average compared to my humble tribes. I am sincerely concerned about you all, are you falling apart?

If there is anything me and my tribe can do too help you, please tell me personally, we would love to help you.

Sincerely ~[player]Drixous420[/player]~,

To, The lovely players of [ally]Ignite[/ally]
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Some might find this funny, others find find it amusing.

Basically, Ignite has been attacking IDGAF the past 24 hours and they're panicking. They have hit a few successful backtimes, I'll give them that, but that's all they have done this far. Which is why I posted this, instead of coordinating with each other, this intelligent guy decided to write everyone in Ignite a nice little letter. The war is not official because most players will just rant on about how pointless they are in the first 2 weeks so there will be no PnP from Ignite yet.

Any thoughts?
 

WindyRain

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OMG NO! IGNITE ARE COMING IGNITE ARE COMING!

Also, turtle that was a message an Ignite member originally wrote that drixous reworded and sent back. lmao
 
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DeletedUser112412

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Turtle Soup said:
Some might find this funny, others find find it amusing.

Basically, Ignite has been attacking IDGAF the past 24 hours and they're panicking. They have hit a few successful backtimes, I'll give them that, but that's all they have done this far. Which is why I posted this, instead of coordinating with each other, this intelligent guy decided to write everyone in Ignite a nice little letter. The war is not official because most players will just rant on about how pointless they are in the first 2 weeks so there will be no PnP from Ignite yet.

Any thoughts?
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THE IGNITE ARE COMING THE IGNITE ARE COMING!!!!!

IM PANICKING im panicking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
 

DeletedUser112412

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Drixous420 today at 05:30
ikr :(
Rabid Squarrel today at 05:30
you pro :(
Drixous420 today at 05:29
oh im fine... i mean... check ur points..... then check my points... see da difference between me and u? :(
Rabid Squarrel today at 05:22
lol, what about yourself?
Drixous420 today at 02:20
I've noticed your tribe has dropped from rank 8 in the world to rank 11, aswell you have a very low tribe average compared to my humble tribes. I am sincerely concerned about you all, are you falling apart?

If there is anything me and my tribe can do too help you, please tell me personally, we would love to help you.

Sincerely ~Drixous420~,

To, The lovely players of Ignite



IKR?!
 

DeletedUser88502

Guest
sure this one has made the rounds on the forums but just to refresh this guy is the funniest!!

ramonj911on 18.09. at 03:21
OPENING A DIPLOMATIC RELATIONSHIP

NAP'S

i THINK IN THIS EARLY GAME AND NO HAUL IN THIS GAME

I THINK WE NEED TO COOPERATE EACH OTHER TO DESTROY OTHER TRIBE...

SO WE CAN HELP EACH OTHER IF WE SET A NAP'S

IN THIS EARLY GAME...

IF YOU ACCEPT IT

TELL ME ASAP...

apology to my disturb.

sencerly yours,

ramonj911
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DeletedUser112960

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1outlaw Oct 04,2013 06:38
Why did you leave?

Raxxer Oct 04,2013 06:41
Undestroyed and hirschey defended Zich and didnt punish him when he called my wife an ass. All I asked was he apoligize and neither of them did anything. I will not toletate such behavior
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Likely the funniest thing iv ever read (smirk)
 
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