Warper: Up next on this late night edition of
Warp's Wacky FunTime Show three TW pundits; WindowWatcher, calarasi and Pirate_Sutton. Glad to have you guys here to commentate on whats a very important fight tonight. So we'll start with the Pirate, what do you believe to be the strongest points to this fight, and why?
Pirate_Sutton: Fight? What fight? I'm the only thing anyone should be concentrating on, if it doesn't involve me it's not worth talking about. End of.....what fight?
Windowwatcher: Perhaps an intellectual such as myself should step in at this point, the fight I believe Warper is talking about is the fight w14 intends to take to the rest of the tw community. I feel the outcome will be a victory for me, I have always been right, even if what I say is false, it is true in my eyes and therefore fact.
calarasi: wts up wiv te world14 guz nut iinvitin my? I ws w14 to. Day hatr me coz ma speel is bad?
Warper: Yes...the entire world 14 community hates you because you can't type properly, what you say is without justice reason and fact and you should therefo-
Windowwatcher: Warper, you think yourself correct? Smart? Funny? Here's the inside scoop, you aren't. These ''interviews'', you ask one question and let the panel rant on for half an hour, I bet you feel like Bruce Forsythe on Strictly Come Dancing......half dead with a stupid 'tashe, yet still a national treasure, you're taking everyone else's airtime with these stupid interviews that make no sense, have no meaning-
Warper: Woah Woah Woah, we have an avid fan-base of 5, 4 of which have appeared on this show, admittedly, but who's airtime am I taking? Hmmmmm, how many people's fame am I blocking by presenting, producing, directing and filming this show?
Windowwatcher: *Quits TW*
Pirate_Sutton: Well, glad he's gone, more time for MEEEEEEE!!
calarasi: Icanhazcheeseburger? *Quits TW*
Warper: Pirate, any final words before we move on?
Pirate_Sutton: *Quits TW, Rejoins, makes a lot of noise about it, quits again*
Warper: Up next, confirmation that Hallzyjake was found last night tied to a lamppost with nothing on but a bow tie strapped to his penis and bra....wait...is this right....'Breaking news Hallzyjake is a hermaphrodite'
Pictured: Hallzyjake 3 years ago
Warper Next week we speak to ex-~ODD~ duke ravenj and captain desperate himself....blade2021...until then, goodnight