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DeletedUser

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callumb43 on 15.12. at 08:16
i resently started oveer again i had 650 points

callumb43 on 15.12. at 16:27
world 40 had 10,000 points but got nobeled

callumb43 on 15.12. at 18:49
i av started a new tribe and the brother tribe is really good plz join

callumb43 on 16.12. at 20:01
i av invited the rest of ur tribe why don't me merge with me

Dockers on 16.12. at 23:41
Go ahead merge with yourself.
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How can you not love this game.
 
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DeletedUser74079

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teh nub cookie said:
<3 this thread.







^ That is when Rank 1 is standard went into CHAOS for teh lulz. Why would you tell me you're spy? :D



Got bored, and had to figure this guy times for a friend. :lol:
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as i play on world 21 i will now ay that hope got owned....i thinks they merged??? i couldnt care less tbh
 

DeletedUser79613

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Title is... "Can i have a Hug?"


Sain57 on 07.12. at 06:33
Please? Please?
squizzyfresh on 07.12. at 17:30
Lol, *hugz sain* Happy?
Sain57 on 08.12. at 01:02
Yay! Thank you!
squizzyfresh on 08.12. at 17:14
You're welcome.
Sain57 on 10.12. at 00:16
Is red your favorite color? Or do you type in red for co-playing purposes?
squizzyfresh on 10.12. at 00:18
It's pink!
And this account is co-played. But i just like writing in pink. :p
Sain57 on 10.12. at 00:19
Why pink?
squizzyfresh on 10.12. at 00:19
Cos it's a wesome color. :p
Sain57 on 10.12. at 00:20
I prefer purple
:p
squizzyfresh on 10.12. at 00:22
Nah. Pink ownzages purple. :p
Sain57 on 10.12. at 00:23
No, purple pwns pink. It's a fact!
squizzyfresh on 10.12. at 00:24
*shakes head* You lies
Sain57 on 10.12. at 00:28
I KGB'd it, they say it's the truth!
squizzyfresh on 10.12. at 00:30
KGB'd?
Sain57 on 10.12. at 00:31
542-542; answers any question...
It was on the advertisements...
squizzyfresh on 10.12. at 00:33
Uhm ok.
Still pink is better than purple.
Sain57 on 10.12. at 00:34
I guess we have to agree to disagree
:p
Purrple is better
Sain57 on 10.12. at 00:35
/BBcode fail
squizzyfresh on 10.12. at 00:36
You wouldn't know what's better. You don't even know that size bb-codes don't work in mails. :p
Therefore Pink > Purple
Sain57 on 10.12. at 00:38
Comparing color expertise to technical expertise does not make sense.
Simple, Purple > Pink
squizzyfresh on 10.12. at 00:41
Makes perfect sense. :p
You're just puttin your own personal preferences before facts. The facts is Pink > Purple
Sain57 on 10.12. at 02:13
No the fact is Purple > Pink
squizzyfresh on 10.12. at 02:18
You're a terrible liar.
Sain57 on 10.12. at 04:08
You're a terrible liar...
Liar.
squizzyfresh on 10.12. at 04:10
wow, very original :p
Sain57 on 10.12. at 04:16
It's something...
D:
squizzyfresh on 10.12. at 04:17
Pink > Purple
Sain57 on 10.12. at 04:18
purple > pink
Sain57 on 11.12. at 01:40
The lack of response is my victory
squizzyfresh on 11.12. at 01:43
No, it show that i'm the more mature one and walks away. :p
Sain57 on 11.12. at 02:28
Eh, you win this round
:p
squizzyfresh on 11.12. at 03:38
Nothing new there. :p
Sain57 on 11.12. at 05:02
Oh, do you have milk?
Sain57 today at 00:13
No more hugs?
D:
squizzyfresh today at 00:26
shes not onine.. and i don't give hugz.. soo.. you gotta wait for her.
squizzyfresh today at 17:04
lmao
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DeletedUser

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The best way to deal with the nubs that send out this mail.

Ezio Auditore de-Firenze on 19.12. at 22:50
just a piece of advice SETTINGS -> START OVER!!! or get destroyed and farmed unpleasently tomorrow
j-man123 today at 01:03
wait, why? i hav not playd this befor! can u tel me hw to get troops?
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Type like a noob and prtend you dont know how to build troops. :)
 

DeletedUser

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Not sure if this qualifies more as funny or pathetic but here goes.

Course: How to Get a Player Kicked From a Tribe 101.

Tarannosaurus Rex today at 06:21
1 of your members is trying to play cute with us I guess by sending attacks. Holiday break or not it is not funny. Consider your tribe our next target unless you dismiss him.

I certainly do not appreciate the overt Holiday "spirit" he is showing me personally.

[player]Tarannosaurus Rex[/player]
Baroness of [ally]Barney[/ally]

ghettofrogman today at 06:38
Whats his name?

Tarannosaurus Rex today at 06:40
[player]executor32[/player]

ghettofrogman today at 06:45
He just joined the tribe, he's also attacked me to. He's really stupid, but do i have to dismiss him? I mean seriously its not like he is causing damage so why even worry?

Tarannosaurus Rex today at 06:50
He attacked me after joining your tribe, as well as some other of my tribemates. It is best that you kick him.

ghettofrogman today at 06:53
Or else?

Tarannosaurus Rex today at 06:54
Take a guess. We have no problem with your tribe. Just this individual player.

ghettofrogman today at 06:57
lmao ok.

ghettofrogman today at 07:04
I've dismissed him

Tarannosaurus Rex today at 07:05
Thanks for understanding our position and doing the right thing.

ghettofrogman today at 07:06
Your welcome, hopefully we can do buisness in the future again ;) lol
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zakipoo

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j-man123 said:
The best way to deal with the nubs that send out this mail.

Ezio Auditore de-Firenze on 19.12. at 22:50
just a piece of advice SETTINGS -> START OVER!!! or get destroyed and farmed unpleasently tomorrow
j-man123 today at 01:03
wait, why? i hav not playd this befor! can u tel me hw to get troops?
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Type like a noob and prtend you dont know how to build troops. :)
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check out my W32 profile zakipoo lol and u will see part where it says "make me disappear"
its a link for noobs to click and enter password and theyve quit the game LOL
 

teh nub cookie

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And then they will withdraw the deletion and own you. :icon_razz:
 

armadillojoe

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timmy1983 today at 01:07 IF ur players in k36 didnt stop taking some vill from us you wont have any one from ZAP in k36 soon :) i really dunnu u gave these orders or u know that they attacked us or not ,waitin ur reply

armadillojoe today at 01:10 If you're going to give threats at least use proper english

timmy1983 today at 01:10 @ least u can understand :)
Well then
 
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DeletedUser

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http://en44.tribalwars.net/public_report/8eada733b1be2390369d6496605fa4ce

http://en44.tribalwars.net/public_report/3f16e1740d2c4679ed36084db8584977
Defender:Ynanie Village:Zero brigade (605|723) K76
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Quantity: 171 152 3
Losses: 171 152 3

Change of Loyalty Loyalty loss from 100 to 75
Change of Loyalty Loyalty loss from 75 to 42

5 hours later

Defender:Ynanie Village:Zero brigade (605|723) K76
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Quantity: 99 1
Losses: 99 1
Change of Loyalty Loyalty loss from 53 to 30
Change of Loyalty Loyalty loss from 30 to 4
5 hours later
Jan 05,2010 01:08
Defender:BeserkerXMZX Village:Zero brigade (605|723) K76
..............
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..
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Quantity:518 751 18 404 6 15 20
Losses: 518 751 18 404 6 15 20

Damage by rams: The wall has been damaged and downgraded from level 7 to level 0
Change of Loyalty : Loyalty loss from 30 to -2

Subject helo
BeserkerXMZX on 04.01. at 23:22
you might want to recall your troops befor you lose them all and someone attacks you

Etje on 04.01. at 23:24
I was nobling the guy :)

BeserkerXMZX today at 00:17
yea i just figured that out. i asked around and accourding to our tribe it was unclaimed so.... yeea

BeserkerXMZX today at 00:19
so what are you sending because you will most likely lose all of it

BeserkerXMZX today at 00:30
haidar killer is gunna kill you so byby

Etje today at 01:49
invite me

I'm inactively good oO
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RAWR!!! Fear me !!! :icon_twisted:

Bye bye W44 :):)
 
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DeletedUser

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Long read





ninja striker today at 11:57
pleasedont attack me

mrchooks today at 13:37
I seem to remember your last mail to me being...

ninja striker on 07.01. at 23:51
lol good luck with that
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ninja striker today at 13:40
please i think that was my sitter please let me grow up when my resources tiles on lev 30 i ll supply one day for week [10000 ] from all

mrchooks today at 13:40
is that all?
I can get that just by farming the villages around me.
each village i hit i get 14k of each.
and i can attack 10 villages a day.

ninja striker today at 13:41
please dont do this to me please

ninja striker today at 13:42
you can get [player]numb3rs1993[/player] village please

mrchooks today at 13:43
well i can do you a favour.
I will just noble your large village and let you keep the small one so you can grow and move somewhere else.

ninja striker today at 13:44
please man please let me be like you please dont try onto me

mrchooks today at 13:45
you can take my offer and you wont die as quickly as if i nobled both your villages.

ninja striker today at 13:46
please mn im begging you i cant restart you van take another village near your village i need to grow up and be helpful and friendly one please

mrchooks today at 13:49
uhmmm......No.

ninja striker today at 13:50
please plese plese i dont need your attacks please

mrchooks today at 13:53
i like you. ;)
you give me a few minutes of amusement in this cruel world.

ninja striker today at 13:55
you mean stopping attacks

mrchooks today at 13:56
nope.

ninja striker today at 13:57
please why are you trying on to me please im begging you please dont do this to me im playing this first time and icant run another village

mrchooks today at 13:57
thats why you should always start much later in the game and start on the rim with the rest of the noobs.

ninja striker today at 13:59
what men noobs? im challenging you to attack and down this player [player]splaby[/player] i need more time to fight with you give me a week and lets fight if you wnt i dont care

ninja striker today at 14:02
give me a week if you are not a damn loser i ll hold this fight until u down and noble you village i want a week

mrchooks today at 14:02
sorry, but this is a war game.
it doesnt work like that.

ninja striker today at 14:05
you re the biggest idiot i have ever seen to start a war we neeed to plan and ready for battle to do theese works we need muchmore time

ninja striker today at 14:05
i need that time heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee are you scared huh!thats why you attacking me
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DeletedUser

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read bottom up

google translator? said:
snakekill321 today at 02:00
lol i try


Aerideyn today at 01:59
this made my laugh out loud literaly hahaha.
nice work so far..


snakekill321 today at 01:55
lol

This message has been forwarded by snakekill321.


snakekill321 today at 00:21
cool


fantassy today at 00:15
is also home ^ ^


snakekill321 today at 00:13
what is the root that you keep talking about?


fantassy today at 00:03
what?


snakekill321 today at 00:02
what is the root?


fantassy on 11.01. at 23:57
And I could now come to the root?


snakekill321 on 11.01. at 23:56
?


fantassy on 11.01. at 23:56
I have just come across


snakekill321 on 11.01. at 23:54
who have you talked to?


fantassy on 11.01. at 23:53
I have talked a lot ^ ^ but that is privately


snakekill321 on 11.01. at 23:52
??? what is your first language


fantassy on 11.01. at 23:51
... I am not a spy, why should I make the trunk when we're all beginners


snakekill321 on 11.01. at 23:48
how do i know you wont spy?


fantassy on 11.01. at 23:37
?


snakekill321 on 11.01. at 23:36
idk bro


fantassy on 11.01. at 23:33
is just for me but also very private, we say it so much ^ ^


snakekill321 on 11.01. at 23:30
how many units do u have?


fantassy on 11.01. at 23:24
ne sorry but I never do account sitting


snakekill321 on 11.01. at 23:23
may i account sit?


fantassy on 11.01. at 23:22
no, now there are no attacks on me


snakekill321 on 11.01. at 23:18
is anyone sending troops at you?


fantassy on 11.01. at 23:15
how do you mean? I'm all right


snakekill321 on 11.01. at 23:14
well arent you being attacked right now?


fantassy on 11.01. at 17:59
why the refugee?
I did pretty early in your trunk but that was at the very beginning, and unfortunately I had never received an invitation, but now would just ask because it's again a few times verbei


snakekill321 on 11.01. at 17:56
your a refugee right now are you not?


fantassy on 11.01. at 17:52
yes


snakekill321 on 11.01. at 17:50
are you asking for an invite?


fantassy on 11.01. at 17:42
Hello master WINTER I had in view, and you always saw it well together, unfortunately I can not say hehlt every tribe, and this is what makes a tribe consisting of one helt together.
So I would like to ask you whether you might want to add one player in your trunk.

LG fantassy
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i suspect by the nonsensicle english he is using an online translator of some sort.
made me laugh, poor snake let me handle it - he wasnt really getting anywhere with him.
 

DeletedUser71776

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poor poor guy. lol i was going to post this when i had time XP lol
 
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