Funny IG. Mails

DeletedUser

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Hey said:
The Immortal General today at 18:18
I see you've left FRAG and you're joining several tribes. If [ally]CSE[/ally] isn't to your liking I'm sure I could make some room for you here. ;)
By looking on the forums it looks as if you're pretty experienced. You interested?
Deadly today at 19:55
I hope you understand I would first like some info.
- Are you a premade?
- If so, from what world?
- What is your plan on this world?
- Why do you have only 30 members? (positive though, probably not mass-recruiting)
etc.
Let me know, thanks.
The Immortal General today at 20:09
Oh... this may sound a bit strange... but I thought you were in K45, I made a mistake. We're not recruiting in K44...
Deadly today at 20:10
Thats what I thought. No prob.
The Immortal General today at 20:10
I seem like an idiot now. :S
Deadly today at 20:11
To be honest, yes.
But thats ok, even non-idiots make mistakes=P
The Immortal General today at 20:12
:p Sorry for an inconvenience caused.
Deadly today at 20:12
Like I said, no prob.
The Immortal General today at 20:13
How is it in CSE, having fun? :)
Deadly today at 20:18
Oh yeah. Its like falling into a tub filled with funny-juice.


Another funny guy. I seem to attract them like flies..
 
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DeletedUser

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Hey said:
Deadly today at 11:50
Nicely done.
Please contact [player]tzunoy[/player], he will handle it from here.
arsenalrkl today at 13:33
Forwarded to him :p
arsenalrkl today at 16:08
hasnt replied.. ask him too :p
Deadly today at 16:20
He didnt answer?
Weird.. Send it to [player]The Lord of Freedom[/player]. He will handle it then.
arsenalrkl today at 16:36
look :p
This message has been forwarded by arsenalrkl.
The Lord of Freedom today at 19:34
What is this message?
arsenalrkl today at 19:50
Read it all from begininng..
The Lord of Freedom today at 19:51
I have, but i don't understand what you want.
arsenalrkl today at 19:52
err.. u know Deadly?
The Lord of Freedom today at 19:54
don't think i do
arsenalrkl today at 20:01
:S
This message has been forwarded by arsenalrkl.
arsenalrkl today at 20:02
u changed too??? :S Frag??? lool now CSE??
Deadly today at 20:08
What? I changed?
I didnt know that...
How did I do that?
Sorry mate, ive been playing this game for abour a week now...
Can you give me some tips?
arsenalrkl today at 20:29
u were leader of frag??
now ur in CSE??
Deadly today at 20:30
Yeah, im still the leader of FRAG. I will always be!
But im also the leader of evolve and CSE.

Just to be sure: Im not the leader of any of these tribes. Just saying to avoid any confusion:p
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Wait, you're not the leader of CSE and evolve?

... Somebody has been lying to me.



Some interesting mails btw. ;)
 

DeletedUser

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Yeah, its been a good day for me, in a crazy, weird, funny mails receiving way...
 

DeletedUser

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? said:
jumpingjoost on 01.02. at 18:31
hey don't you play on world 31?

Ghetto-life on 01.02. at 18:41
ye i do

Ghetto-life on 01.02. at 18:41
why ?

jumpingjoost today at 02:13
ooo my bro was near you his name was farming master

Ghetto-life today at 07:25
o i see, i farmed him ;)

jumpingjoost today at 12:29
yea lol he quit the game because he didn't like it too much maybe i could help you out in this area?

Ghetto-life today at 12:57
you already do, yopur mates are great farms :)
thx you

jumpingjoost today at 15:43
haha thats why they should make troops

Ghetto-life today at 16:14
troops give me oda
:)

jumpingjoost today at 20:51
well yea and yours is pretty high :) im about to start attcking after im done making my defensive troops

Ghetto-life today at 21:01
because i m quiet aggressive :)

jumpingjoost today at 21:03
ahah you send an attck right after i send my troops out :)

Ghetto-life today at 21:07
damn u lucky : /

jumpingjoost today at 21:09
ahaha no im not because you can still take my resources but not if i send them out ;) and bring them back ;)

Ghetto-life today at 21:09
you can do this with ressource ?

jumpingjoost today at 21:11
yup i have a market just for example your attcking me, about 5 sec before your attck hit i can send them to a barbarian village and than cancel it sending my resources back ;)

Ghetto-life today at 21:12
no that not possible, i m sure you lie.
every time i attack someone i get all his ressource even with market.

are you sure about it ?

jumpingjoost today at 21:13
yes that is if your active and online ;)

Ghetto-life today at 21:17
i have to try this really!

i m sure i can learn a lot from you!

jumpingjoost today at 21:22
lol yea i have been playin since world 3

Ghetto-life today at 21:26
whaouuu you must be awesome!!

give me some tips plz

Ghetto-life today at 21:37
plz give me some

Ghetto-life today at 21:39
OUUUUPS !!!!!


oups:

http://en33.tribalwars.net/public_report/b648b095c60883c1f3241007ead96270



something new get your nukes guys:

? said:
Ghetto-life today at 21:41
axes are good ?

jumpingjoost today at 21:51
yes lol for Offensive purposes without axes you would have no offence

see the best offensive attcking group to have is axes, heavy calary and rams with alittle spear and sword, takes everything out
 
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DeletedUser

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yeah said:
Arsenal01 today at 23:08
entire tribe has played in at least one other world and two of us are vets in world 16
Deadly today at 23:17
They are all on w29 also. All one vill, 3k max.
You are the crown on top of the others.
Your nobled vills in w16:
Manchester United (147|717) K71 2,872 johnboy619 [T.R.D.] Arsenal01 [~TDH~] 21st January 2009 - 04:54:29
Hull City F.C. (145|718) K71 116 Abandoned Arsenal01 [SOLAR] 12th December 2008 - 15:52:42
Fulham United (144|717) K71 123 Abandoned Arsenal01 [SOLAR] 22nd November 2008 - 17:55:26
Arsenal F.C. (146|717) K71 123 Abandoned Arsenal01 [SOLAR] 12th November 2008 - 18:56:04
Chelsea F.C. (145|717) K71 288 Abandoned Arsenal01 [SOLAR] 09th October 2008 - 00:07:47
I made the points fat.
You nobled 4 very, very, VERY small barbs..

... I have no words for this.
 

DeletedUser

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I lied, my words on my tribe's forum:

Incredible. He asked for an alliance between us and his tribe of 5 noobs.
Did I say noobs? I meant noobs. D@mn, I did it again. Here goes: members.
There, I said it right.
 

DeletedUser

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FSM said:
billotronic on 27.01. at 22:33
Greetings from [ally]FSM[/ally],
As a player located in K55, I would personally like to invite you to join [ally]FSM[/ally]. We are looking to grow in K55 and ONLY K55. We are looking for experienced and inexperienced players a like. If you are interested in an invite or have any questions about my qualifications, or just want to chat, please, do not hesitate to ask.

Thank you and good luck!
[player]billotronic[/player]
Leader, [ally]FSM[/ally]

p.s. If you are reading this and are already in a tribe, sorry, not trying to head hunt. If you are reading this for the second time, even MORE sorry.

Starvin Marvin on 28.01. at 16:14
no

billotronic on 28.01. at 16:20
Well thanks for responding. Good Luck.

Starvin Marvin on 28.01. at 18:33
I'll join, but only if I get duke privs.

billotronic on 28.01. at 18:44
hmmmm... thats a good offer, but fortunately, i am no fool.

Starvin Marvin on 28.01. at 18:44
oh.

billotronic on 28.01. at 22:54
what, thats it? oh? weak.

Starvin Marvin on 28.01. at 22:56
I'm tellin my mommy u made fun of me! She'll beat you :(

billotronic on 28.01. at 23:16
ha. Does your mom play TW? Is she looking for a tribe?

ok, you are no fun.

Starvin Marvin on 28.01. at 23:22
No u r no fun and I'm telin on uz!!! Raptor jesus will eet u!!

billotronic on 29.01. at 01:59
well not if my pixies have anything to say about it!

Starvin Marvin on 29.01. at 12:09
lolcat will claw your pixie's eyes out!

billotronic on 29.01. at 15:26
now how do you expect anyone to claw the eye of a pixie? have you ever seen a pixie?

Starvin Marvin on 29.01. at 21:57
I am a pixie, you fool!

billotronic on 29.01. at 22:14
really? are you the one that keeps telling me to feed on the souls of the unborn? if so, could you stop? the other pixies are getting jealous cause i listen to you instead of them.

Starvin Marvin on 30.01. at 02:59
No, that's not me. I'm the one who told you to take your pants off last night.

billotronic on 30.01. at 05:31
ooooo that pixie! see, i like you then. that is the kind of advice a person needs throughout the day.
zz
 

mike62

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Is that straight up you are asked to complete a silly task to join think i will have a go results on here to be posted when i fail
 

DeletedUser

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I only make noobs, who wont get an invite anyway do silly tasks.
Good players will be asked normal questions.
 

DeletedUser51390

Guest
I only make noobs, who wont get an invite anyway do silly tasks.
Good players will be asked normal questions.

my silly tasks are terrible i give them this to answer

1) What other worlds do you play and what are your accomplishments there. Answer in 50 words or less. Anything over said 50 words will lead to the loss of you village.

2) What hours are you online each day? Answer in game server time and real time. failure to comply will resuly in the loss of you village

3) Who are the greatest players in TW of all time, not just w23? This is not and opininated question i want cold hard fakes. Failure to tell me the best will result in the loss of your village

4) Have you checked if you are in the continents we are recruiting in? (On tribe page)

5) Why do you want to join this tribe? Answer in no less then 5,000 words. Failure to comply will result in the loss of your village

6) What ratio are your villages, offense:defense? Ie. How many offense villages do you have to defense villages.

7) What do you build in your normal offense nuke? (Approximate) please include the total hours it takes/took you to achieve this build. failure to comply will result in the loss of your village

8) What do you build in your normal defense nuke? (Approximate)please include the total hours it takes/took you t oachieve this build. failure to comply will result in the loss of your village

9) What are 5 reasons as to why you'd attack yourself? I expect answer your answer in full essay form including a begining, 3 middle, and a closing paragraph! Failure to comply will result in the loss of your village

10) What are 5 reasons to build heavy cavalry in an offense village?
I expect your answer in full essay form including a begining, 3 middle, and a closing paragraph! Failure to comply will result in the loss of your village


If you can meet all of our demands and we are satisfied with your answers you will not be recieving an invite to this tribe. basically we will come to you if your wanted in our tribe






you would be suprised the resposes we get
 

DeletedUser

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Lol.. said:
SkippyTKangaroo today at 09:16
9,10, ill be back aga


Wtfs that?

agaIN.

Aaron Giltrow today at 09:17
for farming it mean or if u get another village

SkippyTKangaroo today at 09:17
"message if u want me to be your farm"

Oh yeah, I messaged you.

You're my farm now. :D

SkippyTKangaroo today at 09:18
No.

You misunderstood. I was commenting on your forgetfulness of adding a in to again.

Aaron Giltrow today at 09:18
lol na otherway.. u from Aussie too

SkippyTKangaroo today at 09:20
Yes I am.

But, just a helpful tip..

I would suggest you changing the message me if u want me to be your farm to

Message me if you want to be my farm, anything else..go away..

Or something like that.

Aaron Giltrow today at 09:21
yer i wil thanks... so wher in Aus u from

SkippyTKangaroo today at 09:22
South.

Aaron Giltrow today at 09:27
wat u mean south.. NSW or melbourn ACT

SkippyTKangaroo today at 09:42
South Australia. There isn't only 3 states..


Oh my god.. He doesn't know Australia has more than 3 states.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
To be honest... I didnt know that either. But then again, I dont live there..
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Lolz, yes, many times:)

Im just not that interested.. Though a friend of mine has got a lot of family down under.
 
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DeletedUser

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Since.. said:
arsenalrkl today at 14:15
Since you are leaders of many top tribes.. "FRAG" "EVOLVE" "CSE"
Could i make a family tribe? I have exp in making tribes..
Err...
Evolve Family tribe.. would be good..because...loads of people ask for invites to " EVOLVE " right? So we could say join our family tribe.. This is in different continent, and will help expand EVOLVE as a tribe..
Get back to me on this one.. ;P
Thanks

omg.
 

DeletedUser

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Haha...he just really REALLY wants to get in. I can't believe how desperate some can be...
 
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