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SirEwok

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Calm yourself said:
KevHood today at 02:07
read the subject.
also, im protecting [player]LadyCiara[/player].
do you have a problem with her? then tell it to ME, and i shall solve your problem by taking away your villa.
sister angel today at 02:11
excuse me??? im a little confused.Why are you talken to me in this way
KevHood today at 02:12
i am sitting LadyCiara. i know you just sent her two incomings, then when you received my mail, you cancelled them.
continue to disrespect me and i shall nuke you.
especially since you only have 101 sp and 58 sw to defend your villa, you dont want a nuke.
sister angel today at 02:14
whos disrespecting you??????????? Not me.
KevHood today at 02:14
then shut up.
sister angel today at 02:15
NO U SHUT UP................IM REPORTING YOU NOW.IM OUT OF THIS GAME TS PATHETIC


i was then blocked. i enjoyed it.
 

olz89

Guest
Edited..

why are you attacking me said:
paolomac
why are you attacking me what have i done to you

olz89
Nothing. Look at the name of the game. Our tribes are at war. Do you really need more reasons?
Hold a place at the rim for me :)

paolomac
since when have our tribes been at war.

olz89
Don't know.. Now FBS are called NOOB and BOOB, keep up.

paolomac
I'm not part of that tribe now they have been going down hill for ages. thats why i was trying to join your tribe but you have gone and buggered it up.

olz89
You left after we started attacking, not going to stop because you deserted your tribe. You are now too weak to join us :)

olz89
Cry by the rim.

paolomac
just think if you hadn of attacked me you would of had another strong and getting stronger member in your tribe but you didn't ohwell your loss.

olz89
Yeah, cos it isn't your loss..

paolomac
It doesn't bother me if I lose my villages it's just a game

olz89
Good, that's the right attitude to have.
 
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SirEwok

Guest
Read up.


Me
Good, that's the right attitude to have.

paolomac
It doesn't bother me if I lose my villages it's just a game

Me
Yeah, cos it isn't your loss..

paolomac
just think if you hadn of attacked me you would of had another strong and getting stronger member in your tribe but you didn't ohwell your loss.

Me
You left after we started attacking, we are not going to stop because you deserted your tribe. Plus you are now too weak to join us :)
Cry by the rim.

paolomac
I'm not part of the ss now they have been going down hill for ages. thats why i was trying to join your tribe but you and ___ have gone and buggered it up.

Me
Don't know.. Now FBS are called Boob, maybe that's it? Keep up.

paolomac
since when have our tribes been at war.

Me
Nothing. Look at the name of the game. Our tribes are at war. Do you really need more reasons?
Hold a place at the rim for me :)

paolomac
why are you attacking me what have i done to you


DUDE. when you are reading your mail, theres a button on the top right saying 'Export', click it and it takes you to a new screen filled with highlighted text.
COPY this highlughted text and PASTE it into the message box, so that it appears like mine above, easier to read, and well formatted, and easier for you,
 

NO1U12NO

Guest
I know this is a little old but it has to be the funniest out there.

If you haven't read this it's a real treat.

tronar today at 01:49
y r u atacking me dude im like trying to get alot of dudes
Lord Newhope today at 02:22
Because your tribe and ours are at war and you happen to be the closest to me?
tronar today at 02:29
well can u please dont attack me? because i just sufered two atacks from ur tribe and i have like no troops
Lord Newhope today at 02:30
sorry, can't recall them
tronar today at 02:32
y i know how to recall them just go to the rally point and hit cancel on the attack
Lord Newhope today at 02:36
Cant they've been gone too long.
Do this, when they get there, just give them some cookies maybe they won't attack then.
tronar today at 02:37
how do i do that theyll just attack
Lord Newhope today at 02:38
Do you have a paladin?
tronar today at 02:39
ya y
Lord Newhope today at 02:40
Post him at the gate with the /cookie command.
tronar today at 02:40
and were do i enter that
Lord Newhope today at 02:54
Do you have a Premium account?
tronar today at 02:57
no
Lord Newhope today at 02:59
That's the problem. If you had a premium account you could use the cookie defence once a month. Sorry not much I can do.
tronar today at 03:01
how long did it say it will take ur dudes before u sent em
Lord Newhope today at 03:02
why?
tronar today at 03:07
because i can tell u if u r still able to recall ur troops
Lord Newhope today at 03:08
Can't recall, they've been gone for over an hour.
tronar today at 03:10
well if u can just cancel em
Lord Newhope today at 03:13
ok, I'll talk to them. The problem is sometimes they don't mind me. You know them soldiers, can be very barbaric sometimes, I would hide the women and children.
tronar today at 03:15
well try and turn there minds so they dont attack me because its no fair if i gett attack 3 times in the same week
Lord Newhope today at 03:20
ok, I sent out one of my scouts with a message, see if he gets there on time.
tronar today at 03:31
kk lets hope he does and if he doesnt its like some of my tribe members bombing u guys with lots of waves of troops
Lord Newhope today at 03:33
oh wow...threats? and I was being so nice and helpful. I guess I will not tell you the secret to not get your troops killed then.
tronar today at 03:37
im not threatening im just telling u if my dudes find out that i get attacked about 2 more times from the hawks its fall out war with catapults,rams axemen,spearmen,cavalry,archers,noblemen,paladens and others
Lord Newhope today at 03:38
I tried to stop them, but they say no cookies....no deal!
tronar today at 03:39
then prep for war after 2 other 2 attacks after ur attack
tronar today at 03:42
how much dudes did u send?
Lord Newhope today at 03:43
oh come on...what's the fun of me telling you?
tronar today at 03:45
so i know if i need rienforcements or not bcuase i cant survive battles were the attacker has way more solders
Lord Newhope today at 03:49
I just sent a scout....was wondering what you had...you'll be ok.
tronar today at 03:53
well can u pease tell me how much troops u sent?
Lord Newhope today at 03:54
I told you...1 scout!
tronar today at 03:54
no for the attack
Lord Newhope today at 03:57
1 S-C-O-U-T....can't miss him, he's on a little white horsie, kind of cute, he likes carrots. He's name is Spankie!
tronar today at 03:58
so the 3hour and 55 minute wait for an attack is a stupid scout
Lord Newhope today at 04:00
He's not stupid! If you call him that he might resent it and pull out his "woopass stick" on you. And you don't want that.
tronar today at 04:02
i know i can take on a dude on a wight horse welding a stick any day because u r talking to a gang leader and i have enough smarts to out smart a scout
Lord Newhope today at 04:30
You be a gangster?
tronar today at 04:32
ya im a gang leader wat do u expect
Lord Newhope today at 04:33
I don't know...can you teach me some gang signs? I want to be a gang banger also....what's the name of your gang?
tronar today at 04:35
i only have a temporary gang name and thats the rebels
Lord Newhope today at 04:35
Do you have a cause? Or are you rebels without a cause?
tronar today at 04:38
well the thing is the place that im living in right now is getting bader by the week so i got tired of having to here sirens of police cars go off every day i made my own gang and i already have like 10 people in it
Lord Newhope today at 04:40
Cool, can I join? If I joined what would my gang name be?
tronar today at 04:42
if u joined my gang u would be under the gang name the rebels if u start ur own u will b able to make ur own gang name
Lord Newhope today at 05:06
No, I mean a nickname. Don't your gang members have a name or tag they go by?
tronar today at 05:38
ya but only me and my right hand men have nick names
tronar today at 05:45
hey dude r u aloud to send resources to enemies?
Lord Newhope today at 05:46
Yea, you going to send me some?
Lord Newhope today at 05:46
What's your nickname?
tronar today at 05:47
nick name for wat
Lord Newhope today at 05:48
your gang.
tronar today at 05:49
roaddemon
Lord Newhope today at 05:50
Road Demon...nice...do you ride a bike?
tronar today at 05:51
ya i ride a orange cuonty chopper pedal bike
Lord Newhope today at 05:52
Awesome! Training wheels?
tronar today at 05:54
no my occ pedal bike has a humungo back tire and i have really good balance
Lord Newhope today at 05:55
I'm proud of you.
tronar today at 05:57
ill have talk to you tommorow my jackass mom wants me in bed
Lord Newhope today at 05:59
kk, night!
 

matress11

Guest
I know this is a little old but it has to be the funniest out there.

If you haven't read this it's a real treat.

tronar today at 01:49
y r u atacking me dude im like trying to get alot of dudes
Lord Newhope today at 02:22
Because your tribe and ours are at war and you happen to be the closest to me?
tronar today at 02:29
well can u please dont attack me? because i just sufered two atacks from ur tribe and i have like no troops
Lord Newhope today at 02:30
sorry, can't recall them
tronar today at 02:32
y i know how to recall them just go to the rally point and hit cancel on the attack
Lord Newhope today at 02:36
Cant they've been gone too long.
Do this, when they get there, just give them some cookies maybe they won't attack then.
tronar today at 02:37
how do i do that theyll just attack
Lord Newhope today at 02:38
Do you have a paladin?
tronar today at 02:39
ya y
Lord Newhope today at 02:40
Post him at the gate with the /cookie command.
tronar today at 02:40
and were do i enter that
Lord Newhope today at 02:54
Do you have a Premium account?
tronar today at 02:57
no
Lord Newhope today at 02:59
That's the problem. If you had a premium account you could use the cookie defence once a month. Sorry not much I can do.
tronar today at 03:01
how long did it say it will take ur dudes before u sent em
Lord Newhope today at 03:02
why?
tronar today at 03:07
because i can tell u if u r still able to recall ur troops
Lord Newhope today at 03:08
Can't recall, they've been gone for over an hour.
tronar today at 03:10
well if u can just cancel em
Lord Newhope today at 03:13
ok, I'll talk to them. The problem is sometimes they don't mind me. You know them soldiers, can be very barbaric sometimes, I would hide the women and children.
tronar today at 03:15
well try and turn there minds so they dont attack me because its no fair if i gett attack 3 times in the same week
Lord Newhope today at 03:20
ok, I sent out one of my scouts with a message, see if he gets there on time.
tronar today at 03:31
kk lets hope he does and if he doesnt its like some of my tribe members bombing u guys with lots of waves of troops
Lord Newhope today at 03:33
oh wow...threats? and I was being so nice and helpful. I guess I will not tell you the secret to not get your troops killed then.
tronar today at 03:37
im not threatening im just telling u if my dudes find out that i get attacked about 2 more times from the hawks its fall out war with catapults,rams axemen,spearmen,cavalry,archers,noblemen,paladens and others
Lord Newhope today at 03:38
I tried to stop them, but they say no cookies....no deal!
tronar today at 03:39
then prep for war after 2 other 2 attacks after ur attack
tronar today at 03:42
how much dudes did u send?
Lord Newhope today at 03:43
oh come on...what's the fun of me telling you?
tronar today at 03:45
so i know if i need rienforcements or not bcuase i cant survive battles were the attacker has way more solders
Lord Newhope today at 03:49
I just sent a scout....was wondering what you had...you'll be ok.
tronar today at 03:53
well can u pease tell me how much troops u sent?
Lord Newhope today at 03:54
I told you...1 scout!
tronar today at 03:54
no for the attack
Lord Newhope today at 03:57
1 S-C-O-U-T....can't miss him, he's on a little white horsie, kind of cute, he likes carrots. He's name is Spankie!
tronar today at 03:58
so the 3hour and 55 minute wait for an attack is a stupid scout
Lord Newhope today at 04:00
He's not stupid! If you call him that he might resent it and pull out his "woopass stick" on you. And you don't want that.
tronar today at 04:02
i know i can take on a dude on a wight horse welding a stick any day because u r talking to a gang leader and i have enough smarts to out smart a scout
Lord Newhope today at 04:30
You be a gangster?
tronar today at 04:32
ya im a gang leader wat do u expect
Lord Newhope today at 04:33
I don't know...can you teach me some gang signs? I want to be a gang banger also....what's the name of your gang?
tronar today at 04:35
i only have a temporary gang name and thats the rebels
Lord Newhope today at 04:35
Do you have a cause? Or are you rebels without a cause?
tronar today at 04:38
well the thing is the place that im living in right now is getting bader by the week so i got tired of having to here sirens of police cars go off every day i made my own gang and i already have like 10 people in it
Lord Newhope today at 04:40
Cool, can I join? If I joined what would my gang name be?
tronar today at 04:42
if u joined my gang u would be under the gang name the rebels if u start ur own u will b able to make ur own gang name
Lord Newhope today at 05:06
No, I mean a nickname. Don't your gang members have a name or tag they go by?
tronar today at 05:38
ya but only me and my right hand men have nick names
tronar today at 05:45
hey dude r u aloud to send resources to enemies?
Lord Newhope today at 05:46
Yea, you going to send me some?
Lord Newhope today at 05:46
What's your nickname?
tronar today at 05:47
nick name for wat
Lord Newhope today at 05:48
your gang.
tronar today at 05:49
roaddemon
Lord Newhope today at 05:50
Road Demon...nice...do you ride a bike?
tronar today at 05:51
ya i ride a orange cuonty chopper pedal bike
Lord Newhope today at 05:52
Awesome! Training wheels?
tronar today at 05:54
no my occ pedal bike has a humungo back tire and i have really good balance
Lord Newhope today at 05:55
I'm proud of you.
tronar today at 05:57
ill have talk to you tommorow my jackass mom wants me in bed
Lord Newhope today at 05:59
kk, night!



:O i think i pissed my pants
 

Kriid

Guest
WeToAsT955 on 19.02. at 00:40
can i have some recources?

i will attack you if you dont give them to me.
i have 100k recources


Kriid on 19.02. at 03:23
I hope its a joke....

WeToAsT955 on 19.02. at 03:37
a joke?
i have 100k tropos waitin in my village to attack you if you dont give me what i want!


Kriid on 19.02. at 03:40
Ok i explain you how that work,send me the troop,with the comand(donate ressource)

Send them to one of my vilage,then My unit will see the troop incoming,when you gonna land on my village they will give you ressource,cause i will order them to do it.

ok?

so please dont attack me.im give you whtat u ask.


Kriid on 19.02. at 03:51
Ok i sended you some ressource...you see them coming?

Kriid on 19.02. at 11:49
btw...got to correct you,here:

have 100k tropos waitin in my village to attack you if you dont give me what i wan,


This is actually impossible,the farm goes to 24k max,and you need to build the building which take room too....

but its was funny to talk with you,(now im talking alone for sure)but funny anyway:)

lmao

WeToAsT955 today at 00:56
how do you know i dont have 100k troops?

i have 100k troops!
i have been building for a long tim so i can build more than a ere 24k.
you are nub if your army is only that strong


WeToAsT955 today at 00:59
ok
i am waitng for your troops to give me recources..
how many recourecs did you send with your troops?


WeToAsT955 today at 00:59
wait..
how do you set the donate recourse command?
i have never heard of such a thing..


---------------

Im not good enough in english to really play with him,but i hough its worth to post it,

Will update it soon.:icon_razz:
 

orel1

Guest
I know this is a little old but it has to be the funniest out there.

If you haven't read this it's a real treat.

tronar today at 01:49
y r u atacking me dude im like trying to get alot of dudes
Lord Newhope today at 02:22
Because your tribe and ours are at war and you happen to be the closest to me?
tronar today at 02:29
well can u please dont attack me? because i just sufered two atacks from ur tribe and i have like no troops
Lord Newhope today at 02:30
sorry, can't recall them
tronar today at 02:32
y i know how to recall them just go to the rally point and hit cancel on the attack
Lord Newhope today at 02:36
Cant they've been gone too long.
Do this, when they get there, just give them some cookies maybe they won't attack then.
tronar today at 02:37
how do i do that theyll just attack
Lord Newhope today at 02:38
Do you have a paladin?
tronar today at 02:39
ya y
Lord Newhope today at 02:40
Post him at the gate with the /cookie command.
tronar today at 02:40
and were do i enter that
Lord Newhope today at 02:54
Do you have a Premium account?
tronar today at 02:57
no
Lord Newhope today at 02:59
That's the problem. If you had a premium account you could use the cookie defence once a month. Sorry not much I can do.
tronar today at 03:01
how long did it say it will take ur dudes before u sent em
Lord Newhope today at 03:02
why?
tronar today at 03:07
because i can tell u if u r still able to recall ur troops
Lord Newhope today at 03:08
Can't recall, they've been gone for over an hour.
tronar today at 03:10
well if u can just cancel em
Lord Newhope today at 03:13
ok, I'll talk to them. The problem is sometimes they don't mind me. You know them soldiers, can be very barbaric sometimes, I would hide the women and children.
tronar today at 03:15
well try and turn there minds so they dont attack me because its no fair if i gett attack 3 times in the same week
Lord Newhope today at 03:20
ok, I sent out one of my scouts with a message, see if he gets there on time.
tronar today at 03:31
kk lets hope he does and if he doesnt its like some of my tribe members bombing u guys with lots of waves of troops
Lord Newhope today at 03:33
oh wow...threats? and I was being so nice and helpful. I guess I will not tell you the secret to not get your troops killed then.
tronar today at 03:37
im not threatening im just telling u if my dudes find out that i get attacked about 2 more times from the hawks its fall out war with catapults,rams axemen,spearmen,cavalry,archers,noblemen,paladens and others
Lord Newhope today at 03:38
I tried to stop them, but they say no cookies....no deal!
tronar today at 03:39
then prep for war after 2 other 2 attacks after ur attack
tronar today at 03:42
how much dudes did u send?
Lord Newhope today at 03:43
oh come on...what's the fun of me telling you?
tronar today at 03:45
so i know if i need rienforcements or not bcuase i cant survive battles were the attacker has way more solders
Lord Newhope today at 03:49
I just sent a scout....was wondering what you had...you'll be ok.
tronar today at 03:53
well can u pease tell me how much troops u sent?
Lord Newhope today at 03:54
I told you...1 scout!
tronar today at 03:54
no for the attack
Lord Newhope today at 03:57
1 S-C-O-U-T....can't miss him, he's on a little white horsie, kind of cute, he likes carrots. He's name is Spankie!
tronar today at 03:58
so the 3hour and 55 minute wait for an attack is a stupid scout
Lord Newhope today at 04:00
He's not stupid! If you call him that he might resent it and pull out his "woopass stick" on you. And you don't want that.
tronar today at 04:02
i know i can take on a dude on a wight horse welding a stick any day because u r talking to a gang leader and i have enough smarts to out smart a scout
Lord Newhope today at 04:30
You be a gangster?
tronar today at 04:32
ya im a gang leader wat do u expect
Lord Newhope today at 04:33
I don't know...can you teach me some gang signs? I want to be a gang banger also....what's the name of your gang?
tronar today at 04:35
i only have a temporary gang name and thats the rebels
Lord Newhope today at 04:35
Do you have a cause? Or are you rebels without a cause?
tronar today at 04:38
well the thing is the place that im living in right now is getting bader by the week so i got tired of having to here sirens of police cars go off every day i made my own gang and i already have like 10 people in it
Lord Newhope today at 04:40
Cool, can I join? If I joined what would my gang name be?
tronar today at 04:42
if u joined my gang u would be under the gang name the rebels if u start ur own u will b able to make ur own gang name
Lord Newhope today at 05:06
No, I mean a nickname. Don't your gang members have a name or tag they go by?
tronar today at 05:38
ya but only me and my right hand men have nick names
tronar today at 05:45
hey dude r u aloud to send resources to enemies?
Lord Newhope today at 05:46
Yea, you going to send me some?
Lord Newhope today at 05:46
What's your nickname?
tronar today at 05:47
nick name for wat
Lord Newhope today at 05:48
your gang.
tronar today at 05:49
roaddemon
Lord Newhope today at 05:50
Road Demon...nice...do you ride a bike?
tronar today at 05:51
ya i ride a orange cuonty chopper pedal bike
Lord Newhope today at 05:52
Awesome! Training wheels?
tronar today at 05:54
no my occ pedal bike has a humungo back tire and i have really good balance
Lord Newhope today at 05:55
I'm proud of you.
tronar today at 05:57
ill have talk to you tommorow my jackass mom wants me in bed
Lord Newhope today at 05:59
kk, night!

Something to rival this:

mecman44 on 11.01. at 17:21
why r u attacking me?? is there anyway for diplomacy between us??

The Yugoslavian on 11.01. at 23:30
We are at war with your tribe.

mecman44 on 12.01. at 05:29
o really huh i didnt no that, but come on y dont u fight someone ur own point size??

The Yugoslavian on 12.01. at 07:50
Look, you seem like a nice guy so I'll give you a tip. There is still time for you to lock your gates, which would make my troops just bounce off without doing damage. They are too tired to try to break through if you lock them.

mecman44 on 12.01. at 14:18
ill try that i didnt even no i could do that thanks i hope i can take on ur toops then

mecman44 on 12.01. at 14:20
how do u close the gate?

The Yugoslavian on 13.01. at 00:37
Go to your castle and click on your King, he should be wearing the blue robe. Then type in "Please close the gate mighty king!" And he will close it. My troops are too tired to try and break through since it was such a far trip. Let me know if you get it shut.

mecman44 on 13.01. at 04:20
i dont have any king in my castle at all

The Yugoslavian on 13.01. at 06:45
You don't have a king?? Well then if you can see the queen click on her and type "My lady, where is the king at this very moment?" Exactly that, don't ask anything else. Then she will tell you what building he is in so you can go ask him to shut the gate. Let me know if you find her.

mecman44 on 13.01. at 14:12
dude i swear there arent any kings or queens at or around my village

The Yugoslavian on 13.01. at 14:15
Hmmm, then maybe you aren't looking in the "internal castle" view. Be sure to click that and you'll be able to see the inside of your castle.

mecman44 on 14.01. at 04:30
wow u gave me a quick scare there but that was smart

mecman44 on 14.01. at 04:31
how do i turn on internal view on??

The Yugoslavian on 14.01. at 04:35
Oh don't be scared chap! Daddy's got you.

I think you go to your Village HQ, then click on the button in the top right that says "ICV", then you should see the king!

mecman44 on 16.01. at 02:11
dude i cant find n e thing lik that!!!! i tried to do everyting you said but in the end im still gettin attaked!

The Yugoslavian on 16.01. at 05:35
OH MY GOD! Stupid me, I forgot about the King's secret chamber... You need to start counting the bricks on your wall starting from the southern gate going Counter Clockwise. Once you reach brick #152 click it and the King will come out of his Secret Chamber! Can't believe I forgot about that.

mecman44 on 16.01. at 07:51
k thanks! ill start now tryin now

mecman44 on 16.01. at 08:25
dude u have to be liein ive be counting for the past 30 minuts and ive clicked on the bricks everytime! theres no chamber or nuttin lik that! jus dont attak me plz!!!!!!

The Yugoslavian on 16.01. at 09:26
I'm sorry, only the King can save you.
 

BS04

Guest
Playing games with a veteran, making him look like a n00b :icon_twisted:
dbol5151 on 03.02. at 01:42
Can I join your tribe? INH are a total FAIL tribe. You guys look promising and are a part of a family. Family=more members=more safety. That's my motto.
dbol5151 on 03.02. at 03:05
Oh, jeez, I wasn't paying attention to that incoming. Lol, I'll forgive you if you let me join.
BS04 on 03.02. at 04:32
sure
dbol5151 on 03.02. at 04:39
Can I have privilages?
dbol5151 on 03.02. at 04:41
Wanna give me my village back or do I have to take it? along with all your others.
BS04 on 03.02. at 04:59
what privs? anyone who has things has to go through intimate screening... i thought you said you'd forgive me if i let you join...
dbol5151 on 03.02. at 05:05
I will, but I at least want my village back. Tell you what, if you clear your troops right now and let me noble it, I'll clear 2 8k+ villages for you to noble.
dbol5151 on 03.02. at 05:06
I have a noble hitting in 3minutes. I know you can defend it with no problem, but if you dodge, you have my word that I'll help you out and join your tribe.
BS04 on 03.02. at 05:13
there are a few spears in there... i didn't know the size of your army, so i recalled them anyway...
dbol5151 on 03.02. at 05:13
Well it was too late for that last attack, but I'll send over another noble. If I come to this village and there are troops there, I will be super pissed.
BS04 on 03.02. at 05:14
server changeover time logged me off i'm afraid, only just get your message...
dbol5151 on 03.02. at 05:15
No problem. I didn't expect you to get the mail within 3 minutes anyway :)
dbol5151 on 03.02. at 05:15
Mind if I sit for you to check out my new tribe? :)
BS04 on 03.02. at 05:26
bear with me a few minutes to sort the forums out... it is all change...
dbol5151 on 03.02. at 05:26
Ok :)
dbol5151 on 03.02. at 05:39
Can we do it in the next few minutes? I've got to run soon.
dbol5151 on 03.02. at 05:59
Well I made a stupid mistake and only sent one noble to that village, and can't send another one until tomorrow. I'll scout it tomorrow before I attack and if it has any troops in it, your time in w25 will come to and end. If not, we'll be great friends and I'll join your tribe :)
BS04 on 03.02. at 06:03
ok.
dbol5151 on 04.02. at 17:58
Your giving me my village back, correct? Why did you attack me?
BS04 on 04.02. at 18:18
just a scout...
dbol5151 on 04.02. at 18:18
Um, ok. Don't do it again..
dbol5151 on 04.02. at 18:27
Remember. If I see one troop in your village, you'll lose all of your villages.
dbol5151 on 05.02. at 03:30
Lmao lol. That was the worst attempt of a snipe I have ever seen. Now I'll have to take all of your villages just like poor old spooge.
dbol5151 on 05.02. at 03:30
Tell him to unblock me so I can laugh in his face.
BS04 on 05.02. at 03:31
what snipe?
dbol5151 on 05.02. at 03:35
You and spooge tried to plan a snipe on that village. Doing so, along with taking jbw's village while he was gone, gave you a spot on the INH rim-list. Congrats.
BS04 on 05.02. at 03:38
i know nothing of that, but since the war started we have been putting defence times in the forum...
BS04 on 05.02. at 03:40
you want me to kick him?
dbol5151 on 05.02. at 03:41
No, I don't caare what you do lol. We will noble both of you anyway.
BS04 on 05.02. at 03:44
:) well it is good i know what is coming... have fun losing a war ;)
dbol5151 on 05.02. at 03:47
Just wondering. What the hell makes you think we're onna lose a war? lol.
BS04 on 05.02. at 03:51
time will tell won't it... obviously INH haven't told its D3? contingent... perhaps they don't trust you...
dbol5151 on 05.02. at 03:57
Lol what are you talking about? We have 3 guys that can take your whole tribe out.
BS04 on 05.02. at 03:58
sure but it won't do you any good :)
BS04 on 05.02. at 03:58
players are expandable... this is a military game after all...
dbol5151 on 05.02. at 04:00
I was considering myself one of those 3 players lol.
dbol5151 on 05.02. at 04:00
You obviously haven't playerd tribalwars before this world. If you have, you must have sucked shuttlecock.
BS04 on 05.02. at 04:06
and i was considering our tribe as expandable... you will understand soon...
dbol5151 on 05.02. at 04:07
How so? I just took out your top player within days.
BS04 on 05.02. at 04:10
he happens still to be there... and as I said, we are expandable... it won't matter if you take us...
BS04 on 05.02. at 04:11
you think D3? had the best network in the K =.= lol
dbol5151 on 05.02. at 04:13
What? lol
dbol5151 on 05.02. at 04:14
D3 doesn't exist.
BS04 on 05.02. at 04:16
sure it does... it is just hidden...
BS04 on 05.02. at 04:17
alot of secrecy in the move to INH... i wonder why lol
dbol5151 on 05.02. at 04:18
Seriously lol. What are you talking about?
BS04 on 05.02. at 04:21
i know what i'm talking about... EnragedPanda was stupid enough to brag about it...
dbol5151 on 05.02. at 04:22
lol, what?
BS04 on 05.02. at 04:26
from your mass attempts at propaganda, i'm sure you know what i am talking about... you just want to find out how much we have on you guys...
dbol5151 on 05.02. at 04:35
Lol, the propoganda is just for fun. What you don't realize is that we have troops. Far more than you think.
BS04 on 05.02. at 04:40
i'm sure you do... i just enjoy the morale factor ;) such a good thing...
dbol5151 on 05.02. at 04:41
Yea, well keep enjoying it because no amount of troops/morale is gonna stop us.
BS04 on 05.02. at 04:51
that is all we hoped for :) you are going to seal your fate and when we are on the rim we can sit back and laugh at you... I've heard the rim is good fodder for half decent players :)
dbol5151 on 05.02. at 04:53
You don't make any sense lol. I'm done with you.
BS04 on 05.02. at 04:55
sure i don't now... i will do soon :)ave fun...
 

Quinner5

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This was sent to me after I sent scouts to this player.
BS04 today at 04:23
what are the scouts for, and where has Daholla gone to?

Quinner5 today at 04:23
what do you mean where has Daholla gone to?

BS04 today at 04:24
i sant him a mail saying I was ready to transfer across but he hasn't checked his mail for a few days.

BS04 today at 04:24
*sent.

Quinner5 today at 04:25
Wait, you haven't heard? I am the new VVV leader now. I took over after changing Daholla's password and locking him out of his account. Don't tell anybody, everyone thinks he is gone or something.

BS04 today at 04:27
so what about my transfer?

Quinner5 today at 04:32
I am scouting your villages to see how they are. If they are not to our standards then I will send lots of supplies to you. Keep all your troops there so that I can see if you are ready to join us.

BS04 today at 04:33
ok I have a full nuke train on the way to [player]Eye 0f the tiger[/player] village 84.

Quinner5 today at 04:35
okay from which village so I know that you have an excuse not to have troops?

BS04 today at 04:37
the one you are not scouting lol

BS04 today at 04:37
9

Quinner5 today at 05:04
Okay I will send scouts. I have to send it with one ram each so that I can dodge an incoming attack, I hope you do not mind.

BS04 today at 05:08
ok.

BS04 today at 08:05
pass?

Quinner5 today at 17:02
Hm...not yet. I want you to build up more offense here.

BS04 today at 19:50
why did you just nuke me? I thought you were scouting? what is going on???

Quinner5 today at 19:55
I sent it to the wrong village. Sorry...I will send 700k of each resource to recover the losses.

BS04 today at 19:56
i don't believe you, I also have 2 incoming trains, where is daholla?

Quinner5 today at 19:57
I had to dodge two attacks so there are now 4 waves of scouts going to each of your villages with one ram each. I am being hammered right now. Do you have any support you can send to Ruins of Elimacking?

BS04 today at 19:58
i'm not a fool... i'll see if i have any left after your nobles hit...

Quinner5 today at 20:01
You won't...I killed your only offense.

BS04 today at 20:02
so what co we say on the forums about hacking daholla's account?

Quinner5 today at 20:02
Go ahead. I want everyone to know about how smart I am.

Quinner5 today at 20:09
When you post it let me know. I want to be able to post first and read all my congratulations.
 

Staben

Guest
Here is one that I thought was a little funny..

lewy2k8 on 24.02. at 16:39
Can I join I asked [player]xtil[/player] i asked [player]nickers[/player] now [player]nickers[/player] told me to ask you LOLLOL so funny I would like to join because you are a very expierienced tribe and I can see that here is the conversation.
[player]Lewy2k8[/player]
Can I join please [player]Xtil[/player] told me to ask you.
[player]Nickers[/player]
Urm... please ask my diplomat [player]Staben[/player].

The reason I am so low on points is because I am a serious troops whore please belive me on that I used to be 200 thousand points but i had to relocate out of K27 and K38 I gave most off my villages to [player]=EagleEye=[/player].

My main village was [village]747|271[/village] which was only 4K so I was in VoC we were at war [ally]*R*R*[/ally] so I nobled someone called DirtyDutchman then he quit I am personal allies with a ELITE player called [player]Crippen[/player] I may get him to join if I do.

Regards
[player]Lewy2k8[/player]

lewy2k8 on 24.02. at 16:42
Please

lewy2k8 on 24.02. at 16:44
you have read it

lewy2k8 on 24.02. at 16:44
so can i join

Staben on 24.02. at 16:49
The [ally]Huggle[/ally] tribe only takes in 133T players in W24. You will have to grow by a considerable amount by taking out player villages not barbs. Once you get to around 900k in points then check back and we will take a look at your noblements history. Thanks for inquiring into joining the Huggle tribe.

[player]Staben[/player] [ally]Huggle[/ally] Diplomat

lewy2k8 on 24.02. at 16:49
i dont noble barbs

lewy2k8 on 24.02. at 16:50
and u in kings can i join that if i cant join huggles or the other way

Staben on 24.02. at 16:51
I did not say you did.. just stated that the growth in points cannot be from barbs.

KINGS recruiting is pretty much closed right now.

lewy2k8 on 24.02. at 16:51
exactly but how can u be diplomat if u in a different tribe

lewy2k8 on 24.02. at 16:53
realy though

Staben on 24.02. at 16:55
[player]Nickers[/player] appointed me as his diplomat. There are no ethics issues in that since [player]KINGS[/player] and [ally]Huggles[/ally] play very nicely together.

lewy2k8 on 24.02. at 16:56
I hope u reply on this one but it may sound weird but can we be pa,s

Staben on 24.02. at 16:57
PA's?? Don't think so.

lewy2k8 on 24.02. at 16:58
lol i knew that was the answer but it was worth a shot i hope we can still be friends though

Staben on 24.02. at 16:59
Sure we can be friends.. I like friends.. friends are what this game is all about.. You have any cookies for me?

lewy2k8 on 24.02. at 16:59
maybe maybe not

Staben on 24.02. at 17:00
hmmmm... thats not nice.. Do u haz cookies!!

lewy2k8 on 24.02. at 17:00
u have a premium account and also is there at least 1 space left in kings i may be able to join

Staben on 24.02. at 17:01
Do u haz cookies!!

lewy2k8 on 24.02. at 17:01
y not nice sup wid maybe maybe not and i do have cookies

lewy2k8 on 24.02. at 17:02
chocolate chip

Staben on 24.02. at 17:02
Dark chocolate chip's?

lewy2k8 on 24.02. at 17:03
some are some arent i like light more and i have tobelerone cookies and raisins i dont like them

lewy2k8 on 24.02. at 17:07
i have orange cookies and lots of cakes

Staben on 24.02. at 17:09
Orange cookiez?? never have I tasted those.. If you give me cookiez and cakes we can be PA's maybe maybe not..

Staben on 24.02. at 17:18
Do you have a girl friend?

lewy2k8 on 24.02. at 17:23
yes i have a girlfriend and wer i gonna giv u cookies

Staben on 24.02. at 18:40
Is she pretty?

lewy2k8 on 25.02. at 19:07
yeh

Staben on 25.02. at 19:26
hmmmm... Which villagez have cookies? I can send my troops to get them..

lewy2k8 on 25.02. at 19:30
i do not get it u want to atak me

Staben on 25.02. at 19:40
No.. rams, LC and axes only work if door is not open. So leave the door open and troops will only get the cookiez.. and maybe some of the ladiez..

lewy2k8 on 25.02. at 19:46
i only have cookies t home sorry and may i ask wer u live if it close i will knock 4 u]

Staben today at 00:22
hmmm.. No ladiez?
 

NO1U12NO

Guest
lmao..

You should give up your day job and be huggles diplomat full time staben...

Made my day.
 
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