Funny ingame messages :D

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DeletedUser

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I mailed someone "you can join my tribe"

and then the message read "(middle finger) oh and your not really invited to my tribe"
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Hmph, I am surprised my own restart mail hasn't made it on here! XDD I mailed it to everyone in K54.
 

pearcey92

Guest
I can't believe this guy :) i joined his tribe for like 5 minutes was going to expose them as noobs. Found nothing interesting however this guy has made it well worth it.
Pearcey92 on 29.01. at 21:14
I joined your tribe less than an hour ago and would like to ask if firstly there are any positions available within the tribe and secondly if not i could set up a tribe skype chat. I have put a suggestion for it in the suggestion forum but don't want to do it without acceptance by yourself.
Regards,
[player]Pearcey92[/player]

Eckoblack on 29.01. at 22:38
would u like to be a diplomat( if u have experience in this position), or recruiter.

Pearcey92 on 29.01. at 22:50
I would have liked to have been diplomat in the future as i have a long list of experience in this area. However i have moved on as you had a shared forum and already had allies a bad move at this stage of the game.

Eckoblack on 29.01. at 23:25
So u do not want to be a diplomat?

Pearcey92 today at 01:35
Yes put me on the profile as diplomat :)

Eckoblack today at 01:36
no problem

Pearcey92 today at 01:37
Thanks just send any people asking for diplomat my way :)
I asked hoping maybe he would make me baron or duke so i could be mean and stop them mass recruiting to number one but this turned out to be funnier :) In fact i am now on LGN's profile as diplomat :p
 

DeletedUser

Guest
I can't believe this guy :) i joined his tribe for like 5 minutes was going to expose them as noobs. Found nothing interesting however this guy has made it well worth it.

I asked hoping maybe he would make me baron or duke so i could be mean and stop them mass recruiting to number one but this turned out to be funnier :) In fact i am now on LGN's profile as diplomat :p

and you are sure you dont want to set yourself on fire just in case your post was not funny? just in case...
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Pearcey92, you had left and told him that you'd left, right? And he then follows that news up with asking you to be diplomat? Goood times (^_^)
 

DeletedUser

Guest
This guy cracks me up.

One member....him

Tribe name: The Lonley Island
Tag: ~TLI!~
Number of members: 1
Points of the best 40 players: 96
Total points: 96
Average points: 96
Rank: 923

neitzel today at 07:42
hey? id like to ask u somthing ik im small and all BUT do u wanna be allies and by sunday of next week if i dont have between 750 and 1500 u can drop me from allies????
Provocative1 today at 07:45
Sorry...making someone an ally has to be of some benefit and you don't offer us that sort of option.
Good luck to you.
neitzel today at 07:47
ok then! good luck to you 2 what about NAP
Provocative1 today at 07:48
Same differance.
neitzel today at 07:48
how? in one we help each other and in the other we just dont battle each other bigg differance
Provocative1 today at 07:50
Naps and Allys always have to benefit a tribe. You cannot do anything to benefit us.
neitzel today at 07:53
NAP's do not! There called Non Agression Pact all i wanna do is make sure ur tribe and my soon to be tribe will not kill each other im not asking for if we get attacked to help...
Provocative1 today at 07:56
Why shouldn't we attack your soon to exist tribe?
Tha game is tribal wars and people are supposed to attack each other...so what benefit is there for us not to attack?
neitzel today at 07:59
Well how about this if u give me and my tribe a chance for maybe 2 weeks to a month for me 2 grow and for my tribe to grow i will send u over half my troops (i always get troops) and if i have my Market upgraded enough u will send u as much recourses as i can!
Provocative1 today at 08:00
Naww...sorry. I still say no.


He seems awful damn desperate for someone who has not even been able to recruit one person yet.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
First War !

idk on 29.01. at 22:14
Any more? With links?

Can you really run a tribe? <<< I'm the baron.
Buggs Bunny on 29.01. at 22:19
Anymore?
I dont do sarcasam and i dont take kindly to doubts. I Duked a 70,000 villa tribe for 2 years. I deleted my account not long ago as others take up mytime now.
Thing is this is a new world and old worlds are in the past now.

idk on 29.01. at 22:20
Yes, But what was the name of the account ? And the world. I'm sorry, But I can't invite any random player that says he is a good leader and passed 17 mil.

Buggs Bunny on 29.01. at 22:23
Name stays with me - sorry
I dont use that name anymore for lots of reasons.

So dont worry, you dont have to send an invite

idk on 29.01. at 22:24
I guess ;)

Best of luck to you. If you change your mind, mail me.

Buggs Bunny on 29.01. at 22:26
I wont be contacting you again.

idk on 29.01. at 22:26
Okay, Your loss.

Buggs Bunny on 29.01. at 22:30
Word of advice- nxt time you pick a tribe name make sure u dont contact the original duke.

My loss- easy tiger dont think u are that good. Tribes that a strong dont ask for members, members come to them.

I wish you good luck- u are gonna need it

idk on 29.01. at 22:30
You are funny ;)

Buggs Bunny on 29.01. at 22:31
Thats me

Buggs Bunny on 29.01. at 22:39
If u are so clever here is a challange- find out who was the duke of joker in w23. Then i will meet you under my real name.

I also am on w46,53,54

Orwe can just fight it out - u choose

idk on 29.01. at 22:41
I wont be contacting you again.

What happened to that?

You can't send me the link, it's your loss.

Orwe can just fight it out - u choose

Fight it out? You mean after BP your going to attack me ? ;D

Buggs Bunny on 29.01. at 22:45
Nope- i am gonna contact your duke and inform him u just got your tribe into a war.
You are rude and show no respect, i answered your questions and u show me doubt.
So lets play brave boy and see if you are anygood

idk on 29.01. at 22:48
Good, War is fun. I'm not rude. It's just after a bunch of mails. That most people lie about there experience. It's kinda annoying. If you would really want to join us, you would send the link. Now, you are going to fight with us xd. That will be fun, the cause is... There baron insulted me. So let's fight. Middle school all over again ;)

Buggs Bunny on 29.01. at 22:54
Lmao- u silly boy. My son is probably older than you.
You need to learn some game manners.

Ok we will fight it out.
Having played this game for 6 yrs with a co-player it still amazes me that people think that bad manners is ok.

idk on 29.01. at 22:56
hehe... Probably he is. It's just a game mate ;P

Having played this game for 6 yrs with a co-player it still amazes me that people think that bad manners is ok.

So your playing from .de ?
 

pearcey92

Guest
Pearcey92, you had left and told him that you'd left, right? And he then follows that news up with asking you to be diplomat? Goood times (^_^)

Yes :) he even added me to the profile and i have the account sit of a member of his tribe and it's clearly stated I am diplomat.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
War before the BP is over? I wonder how they managed that, good job.
 

pearcey92

Guest
As acting diplomat for LGN i would like to inform you all they plan to declare war on you all and feel they won't be beaten due to their brilliant trip wire that has already been set up before BP is over :icon_twisted:
 

DeletedUser80685

Guest
Internal Extinction today at 17:10
but i still help lot

trust me i once got 3 villags beforein anotherworld

banix5 today at 17:09
your a bit too far away mate:)

Internal Extinction today at 17:05
hi i m intesrtdin joining ur tribe im very exp and i help with the tribe in danger time

plz tell me know if i can join and send me an inv i help

read from bottom to top
 
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DeletedUser

Guest
This is a guy from the tribe Zeus. Who barely farms, wich you can tell from his awards :p

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The End Will Come Soon today at 16:46
hi man what about join our tribe??

dirtydog87 today at 16:50
I don't know, do guys steal cookies?

The End Will Come Soon today at 16:51
we are an active and powerfull tribe and we want agressive players to be better..
for this way we want you to the tribe...

dirtydog87 today at 16:53
hhmm, you don't seem like a cooky monster to me

The End Will Come Soon today at 16:54
no.. :)
we want you to our tribe...

and we will recruit more players like you...
so do you want an invite?

dirtydog87 today at 16:55
because you guys are not monsters like us ^^

The End Will Come Soon today at 16:57
so do you want an invitation?

dirtydog87 today at 16:59
why would I want that 0,0 lolzz

dirtydog87 today at 17:07
wow, 5 minutes of silence. See, I knew you wheren't cooky monster material.

You need to put more effort in things like this, you know ^,*
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DeletedUser

Guest
cooldude109 on 28.01. at 23:27
Dear point whoring illiterate,

I will have to kindly decline your offer and comment on your elegant grammar, your swift punctuation, and your eagerness to become a large pointed tribe that you would offer premium points that may or may not exist to hopeful members. I have also noticed upon reading that you stated "It's not 'gauranteed' that all of them will be 'allow-in'" that you have not realized that our member base is 2, strong. You seem like a worthy enemy and I feel sorry for you and your fellow members once the Beginner Protection ends.

Sincerely,
Cooldude109

Evil Mod on 28.01. at 17:58
Greetings cooldude109,


As it is still early in the game to tell which tribes/clans to actually last In-Long-Terms. I would like to give you an offer of an advanced Merged that will offer in satisfashion for you and your members.

I will give you and your members 5 PP-points for accepting the advancement merged policy. Also, you will received power with the selective opening.

Then together, we will run the tribe and dominate the surround and head international. The offer is up to you and It's not guaranteed that all of them will be allow-in if the merge were to go through.


Merged: Accept or Decline

Signed,
Evil Mod

_________________

I think i scared him off, as he hasn't responded yet.
 

DeletedUser95714

Guest
I got bored of my own convo half way through, so just changed it as was watching family guy at the time...

TGMs xplicit on 31.01. at 14:00
okay first i started in world 37 and grew big i have alot of skills in these game.I am 15 and started when i was 9 i can bring alot of wins.

Nilet699 on 31.01. at 14:07
Ok cool, you sound like a really good player! What kind of skills can you bring to the tribe.

TGMs xplicit on 31.01. at 14:10
snipeing the little ones

Nilet699 on 31.01. at 14:25
Snipeing them? With a rifle?

TGMs xplicit on 31.01. at 23:04
no attacking the small people/my skill is attacking

Nilet699 on 31.01. at 23:08
Oh i thought you meant upgraded to a sniper squad?

TGMs xplicit on 31.01. at 23:21
so do you think i can join the tribe

Nilet699 on 31.01. at 23:44
well do you have the squad yet?

TGMs xplicit today at 02:05
what do you mean squad

Nilet699 today at 02:06
the snipe squad?

Nilet699 today at 02:06
your mails are very far apart, making this convo hard work...

TGMs xplicit today at 02:07
yes

TGMs xplicit today at 02:08
but yes i have the squad

Nilet699 today at 02:11
excellent. i need some one assassinated

TGMs xplicit today at 02:14
okay

Nilet699 today at 02:15
Are you up to the challenge?

TGMs xplicit today at 02:15
yes

Nilet699 today at 02:16
thats excellent news. So your in the game?

TGMs xplicit today at 02:19
okay its a game

Nilet699 today at 02:19
OMG!

have you heard?

TGMs xplicit today at 02:20
no

Nilet699 today at 02:20
surely you've heard?

TGMs xplicit today at 02:21
nope

Nilet699 today at 02:22
nothing about a certain subject thats flying around the circles?

TGMs xplicit today at 02:24
do i need to have it to join your tribe

Nilet699 today at 02:26
you certainly do.
have you not heard? it was my understanding that everyone had heard...

TGMs xplicit today at 02:28
No can you tell me how to get it

Nilet699 today at 02:35
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